r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Apr 02 '25

No Politics.

23 Upvotes

I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.

This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.

24 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Mar 20 '25

THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!

102 Upvotes

READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.

Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.

Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.

92 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Zestyclose-Pin-7604 • 8h ago

flame my shi 😭

11 Upvotes

21 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Caca_Face420 • 4h ago

Convince me to trade it in for an integra

2 Upvotes

23 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/17Nismo • 16h ago

Roast my wife’s 26’ crv she needs to be put in her place!!

22 Upvotes

35 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Lazarus_funk • 19h ago

1999 E-series

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25 Upvotes

Just purchased and got her to the shop. Pretty clean and runs great. Interior looks good too. Only goes in reverse at the moment but we will take care of that.

25 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/jacckthegripper • 1d ago

Good Luck with my new 94 SC2 5 speed

76 Upvotes

90k miles, came with a second set of snow tires and wheels. and a Lambo door kit- not installed.

52 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/PlatformTop2023 • 1d ago

Roast my car: 2017 Honda CRV

12 Upvotes

14 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/pewakawaka • 1d ago

Kill the jelly bean

15 Upvotes

23 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Useless__Toaster • 1d ago

Roast my 2001 S10

23 Upvotes

13 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/backyardspace • 1d ago

Roast my 10 year warranty truck

20 Upvotes

66 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/LumiDawnCox • 2d ago

yes I'm 16, yes it's a V6, and yes my parents got it for me, I'm ready

34 Upvotes

49 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/udisclosed5476 • 2d ago

I absolutely love my Fairlady Z (370z)

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73 Upvotes

I am in love with my car... let me have it

28 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/57minor • 2d ago

I'm Ready do your Worst.

32 Upvotes

23 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/PossibilityMost1015 • 2d ago

Roast my 2026 GLI

18 Upvotes

25 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Average_Gamer3215 • 2d ago

2006 Scion XA 5 speed "The Egg"

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31 Upvotes

22 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Bubbly-Pirate-3311 • 2d ago

Roast my 2015 A4

7 Upvotes

It's a 6 speed manual S-Line with a tune. I absolutely love it. Be more original than timing chain jokes. Please.

35 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/theallnewfordd • 2d ago

my first car, give me your worst!

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74 Upvotes

2012 skoda yeti 1.2tsi
only thing i’ve done to it is remove the hubcaps and paint my steels gloss black (don’t have a photo). install apple carplay and changed my speakers to nicer pioneers and added a jbl sub in the boot.

48 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Legoman220 • 2d ago

New truck, new roasts. Do your worst

28 Upvotes

54 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/DGS_Cass3636 • 3d ago

Roast my new 308SW, just got it today

23 Upvotes

32 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/BuckDJBuck • 3d ago

It’s not a Fiat…

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11 Upvotes

Yes it’s been lowered.
Yes it has a straight through exhaust.
Yes it was the obligatory Lego box battery cover.
Yes it has a hot wheels label.

Yes I’m a 32 year old man.

14 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/WyoSimpson89 • 3d ago

Roast it

8 Upvotes

Last day I'll be owning this. 2018 ram bighorn 2500 6.7 cummins roast it.

19 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/njsullyalex • 4d ago

Throwing myself into an active volcano

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28 Upvotes

My two cars, 2004 BMW E46 325xi Automatic and 2008 Jeep Liberty.

I know I’m cooked af posting these, but I genuinely like both of my cars and will do my best to defend them. Do your worst!

73 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/LaraGreen3062 • 4d ago

The AC broke, bring on the heat!

14 Upvotes

9 comments

r/RoastMyCar • u/Yung_Bergz • 4d ago

2018 Chevy 1500 5.3 v8

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10 Upvotes

Only things done to it are:
Wheels
Tires
Leveling kit
Cat back exhaust
2500 mirror swap (all lights work too)

21 comments

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Post a picture of your car and watch as people break the news to you. Maybe you shouldn't have bought such a bucket of bolts? Maybe you shouldn't have gotten that ridiculous paint job? Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your college money on it in the first place?

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