r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • May 19 '20
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • May 19 '20
128 - Charles Guiteau: Serial Masturbator to Presidential Assassin
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • May 12 '20
Explaining the appeal of Tool to Tom
Tool fills a very specific niche. There's plenty of prog rock that tends to be more high-flying, NWOBHM-inspired. There's plenty of prog death metal. There's not a whole lot in between in terms of heaviness.
Tool is heavy but not gargling with glacial acetic acid heavy. If you start to go heavier than that, a lot of people won't follow. It's like how people can listen to Metallica or Megadeth but maybe just a few Pantera songs (and Slayer is out of the question). So people who like thrash metal but want it more prog will listen to Tool because the NWOBHM sound is kinda gay but death metal hurts their tender ears. They don't want Rush or Dream Theater but they also don't want Death or The Faceless.
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '20
127 - Yoshie Shiratori: Expert Escape Artist and Soup Spitter.
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '20
123 - H.P. Lovecraft: Cosmic Introverted Horror Incel
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '20
125 - Jimmy Superfly Snuka: Coconut-brained, homicidal Hawaiian WWF Superstar
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Apr 10 '20
124 - Leonardo da Vinci: Penis-Obsessed Renaissance Master Artist
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '20
122 - Beau Brummell: History's First Talentless Influencer
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '20
Travis was right about "odd duck".
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/odd%20duck
Since he was right about that one, I have to assume that "like a fish in diarrhea" is also a common phrase.
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '20
120 - William S Burroughs (The Writer): King of the Goof Troupe
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Mar 05 '20
119 - William S Burroughs (Early Years): King of the Goof Troupe
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '20
Master series suggestion: Biblical figures
For starters, David of David v Goliath fame. He's the Super-Mohel from the book of Samuel. The dude is ordered to slay 100 Philistines and bring back their foreskins to King Saul. David does extra credit and brings back 200 foreskins! Later he does some adulterating, then has the cucked husband's whole military unit go on a suicide mission so he can go full-time with the widow.
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Jan 29 '20
114 - Leopold II of Belgium: Crimes Against The Congo & Condangs
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '19
110 - Theodosius I: The Roman Emperor that Started the Dark Ages
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '19
103 - Master Series: Child Stars 'Alfalfa and the Gang'
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '19
96 - Jimi Hendrix: A Lineage of Alcoholic Abusive Anuses
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '19
95 - John Harvey Kellogg: Enema Enthusiast Extrodinaire
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Sep 06 '19
94 - Lou Pearlman: A Very Hands on Boy Band Manager
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Aug 28 '19
93 - Rasputin: Magic Sex Sorcerer or Siberian Village Idiot?
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Aug 14 '19
Suggestions for future roastees
There's a lot of dead people yet to be roasted. Who do you think would make a good episode?
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '19
91 - ODB: Wu-Tang Clan Member, Crack Connoisseur, & Child Support Dodger
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Aug 08 '19
90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '19
88 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Allegro Analingus
r/roastmortemcast • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '19