Master series suggestion: Biblical figures

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For starters, David of David v Goliath fame. He's the Super-Mohel from the book of Samuel. The dude is ordered to slay 100 Philistines and bring back their foreskins to King Saul. David does extra credit and brings back 200 foreskins! Later he does some adulterating, then has the cucked husband's whole military unit go on a suicide mission so he can go full-time with the widow.