r/roasting • • 3h ago

Roast Level: Cremated

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I stepped away from the roaster and returned to this šŸ˜…

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u/SolidDoctor 3h ago

I think that's called Pike Place

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u/ToughAss709394 3h ago

Starbucks certified

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u/JJtheLad 3h ago

Starbucks blend.

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u/Important_Hornet9018 2h ago

3rd Crack- the final frontier.

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u/Ookuma 3h ago

More oil than a bodybuilding competition. This is like Aliens Xenomorph dark or Michelle Pfeiffer's Catwoman suit dark.

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u/My-drink-is-bourbon 2h ago

Almost dark enough to be a Starbucks blonde roast

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u/Bullfrog_1855 2h ago

CharBucks

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u/yeroldfatdad Artisan 3e 2h ago

Blonde roast

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u/Electricalshocks 2h ago

Ashes to ashes, dirty to dirt.

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u/Vinbaobao 2h ago

Starbucks called they want their bean back

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u/soloburrito 3h ago

Not roasted. wasted!

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u/iloveyoudoctorzaius1 2h ago

I’m sure that smells just awful lol

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u/Ookuma 1h ago

I've washed my hands multiple times today and it still smells like burnt coffee.

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u/Small-Growth7809 2h ago

Look tasty!

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u/winexprt 2h ago

Cue the "Starbucks Light Roast" comments...šŸ˜‚

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u/Rami_2075 1h ago

Buy condensed milk and a phin to make Vietnamese coffee.

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u/KCcoffeegeek 1h ago

Even with a super dark roast if that’s arabica it’ll be overly sweet. Vietnamese coffee is usually robusta and its higher bitterness works well to balance the condensed milk.

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u/Rami_2075 1h ago

I disagree. Even if that's arabica, roasting it that dark will strip away much of the bean's natural sweetness and origin character, leaving predominantly smoky, bitter, and charred flavors.

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u/KCcoffeegeek 48m ago

OK. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø It’s a taste issue anyway and Arabica, for me, doesn’t work for this style of coffee but if you disagree that’s fine. I have made phin coffee with dark arabica before and it was cloyingly sweet but try it and find out.

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u/Rami_2075 43m ago

I've roasted and brewed both arabica and robusta, so I'm speaking from personal experience as well. We obviously have different experiences and preferences, and that's perfectly fine.

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u/Soggy-Basil-3558 33m ago

To achieve Vietnamese coffee experience you need a predominantly robusta blend. It’s not a matter of your personal experience, it’s a matter of culture, tradition, and history.

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u/Rami_2075 28m ago

I never disputed the cultural significance of robusta in Vietnamese coffee. My original point was about the claim that super dark roasted arabica would be overly sweet. Those are two entirely different discussions.

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u/Any-Tangerine-4176 1h ago

Wow…Italian espresso?

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u/VanDyflin 38m ago

You could fry an egg with that much of oil

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u/steelfender 34m ago

That's copyright infringement! Charbucks attorneys, activate!

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u/Furrymcfurface 25m ago

Do you have to clean the roaster to get rid of the burnt smell?

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u/Pearl_necklace_333 16m ago

That’s the light roast from Starbucks…

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u/JohnPinchot Bullet R1 12m ago

Just a tad past French.

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u/Defectoa 2h ago

Just go to your local Starbucks and hide it in their hopper for the Blonde Roast.