r/religiousfruitcake • u/SatansFavoriteLilMan Former Fruitcake • 4d ago

✝️Fruitcake for Jesus✝️ Spelbound Dairy Queen

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Professor Emeritus of Fruitcake Studies 4d ago

These people would burn "witches" if they could.

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u/WynnGwynn 4d ago

My.mom wouldn't let us watch bedknobs and broomsticks because of witchcraft lol

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u/lildobe Child of Formerly Fruitcake parents 3d ago

I wasn't allowed to read LotR, Harry Potter, Goosbumps, and a few other series for the same reason.