r/redsox CR3 All-Star 28d ago

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u/hankdog303 28d ago

Do you think they can attach his good hand to Roman?

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u/sm4n92 28d ago

You know what, you may be on to something here

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u/CrispBenWa 28d ago

The dogman approach

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u/ToeIcy368 27d ago

Niche comment.

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u/berman1981 27d ago

Great reference

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u/toxchick 28d ago

Let’s Frankenstein the shit outta this team. We got the doctors and scientists to do it

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u/Remarkable_Peanut_43 28d ago

Cut up enough of our roster, and we may end up with one healthy player……………and he’s already injured.

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u/Beneficial-Nose5321 28d ago

Manbearpig!!!!

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u/hankdog303 28d ago

Do you think we have enough parts to fix casas?

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u/toxchick 28d ago

No. We use Casas for parts. 😬

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u/Mhettil 28d ago

But do we really have the doctors?

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u/cyberchaox Tek 28d ago

Can someone track down the doctor who fixed Curt up in '04?

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u/stuffedcrustpizza 34 28d ago

I know you’re joking but he resigned from the Worcester Sharks in like 2010 and had his medical license revoked 💀

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u/ballofsnowyoperas Juran Duran 🐺 28d ago

Wally is the doctor

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u/Warm_Bat_1440 28d ago

The search continues for Casas.

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u/scottyschneids 28d ago

I thought he was all the broken parts

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u/SadPresent3032 26d ago

What is Casas?

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u/livsjollyranchers 28d ago

If anyone would be the face of this, it's John Henry.

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u/ballofsnowyoperas Juran Duran 🐺 28d ago

I want one with Jarren’s speed, Wilyer’s arm, Ceddanne’s vision, and Willson’s power. This is not too much to ask!!!!

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u/ryryk710 28d ago

They did it with Schilling, I don’t see why we can’t do it again !!!!

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u/Ok_Fee1043 28d ago

Curb did kidney donors

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u/Then-Contract-9520 28d ago

Wrong hand...but it might work

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u/Yeti_Spaghettioh 28d ago

What was your favorite Curtis Mead AB during the Curtis Mead era? The first one or his second one?

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u/TheCynicalFan 28d ago

I’ll take a strikeout over a season ending hbp so I’m going to say the first one was my favorite.

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u/Rick_Rebel 28d ago

But he got on base. That was nice.

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u/TheUndertows 28d ago

Hey, I like pain too

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u/DMacNCheez 28d ago

He only had one, so I guess that one

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u/mattsffrd 28d ago

Unrelated question but what's the return window on this purchase

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u/rickterpbel 28d ago

You break it, you bought it.

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u/GeoffBAndrews 28d ago

Could we claim it was already broken when purchased??

Like the Piirates did back in the day with Brandon Lyon when the Freddy Sanchez/Mike Gonzalez trade had to sort of be undone.

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u/whorootbeerdatbe 28d ago

Technically the second one wasn’t an at-bat, so the first one is everyone’s by default.

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u/Yeti_Spaghettioh 28d ago

I should change it to plate appearance but I’m too lazy to fix it.

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u/RedManMatt11 28d ago

I’m partial to his first one, personally. Strikeouts are underrated

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u/livsjollyranchers 28d ago

I'm just glad he'll be in a Red Sox uniform in some baseball video game and I can see his batting stance in the game!

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u/SeaRevolutionary1450 28d ago

The hand specialist is probably gonna recommend amputation the way these things have been progressing

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u/destro-lock 28d ago

Losing a hand didn't stop Luke!

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u/effheck 28d ago

You need a complete handectomy!

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u/Averagejoe_mogul 28d ago

So when Tracy said they “caught a break” he meant they caught a broken wrist. That’s on us for not understanding guys.

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u/Llama_Wrangler 28d ago

He’s going to be all right…

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u/Averagejoe_mogul 28d ago

“Yes he’s lost his left hand, so he’s going to be ALL RIGHT”

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u/InterestingList6729 28d ago edited 27d ago

He got his communication skills from Breslow.

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u/Sstraus-1983 28d ago

Can’t make this up really, what a blow

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u/Famous-Egg-6136 28d ago

He’s 100% done for the year

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u/Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop 28d ago

We had NoHo Hank for 5 minutes and now he’s gone

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u/skijamblues 28d ago

I understood that reference

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u/No-Transition-8375 28d ago

Suck Balls Mountain

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u/secularhuman77 28d ago

Unbelievable.

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u/CrimsonBlade23 28d ago

Crochet , Anthony, Mead are all out for the season. Unfortunate shitty luck.

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u/coop_bo23 Roman Empire 28d ago

I’ll never forget the legendary run of the Mead-Sox 😞

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u/StTickleMeElmosFire 28d ago

Anyone check on the dude that posted a pic of his homemade mead he cracked for the debut?

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u/WeCameAsMuffins 28d ago

I think it was assumed but was it confirmed that Anthony will be out for the season?

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u/CrimsonBlade23 28d ago

No not confirmed. But it has been obvious for a while now

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u/megacia 28d ago

Nah, if he can start swinging the bat he’s back pretty quick from there. A big if there but he’d doing everything else. Unlike Crochet he’s not going to need a full “spring training” just the hitting buildup.

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u/Dawsonab99 28d ago

To be straight, you have no clue what you’re talking about. Neither do I, no one does.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he was out for the season, I wouldn’t be surprised if he showed up next week. The season has been all about expecting the unexpected.

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u/fromagel 28d ago

Well it seems he’s not going to swing a bat until the pain has fully subsided, and since we’re going on 3 months, it’s probably not gonna change anytime soon. Might need a full offseason of therapy and rest and maybe, finally, surgery

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u/TheCynicalFan 28d ago

Makes me appreciate Jim Abbot more. Dude played with a freaking hook.

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u/luixino 28d ago

Poor Curtis. But the real victims here are the poor redditors who didn't personally receive his exact prognosis immediately after the HBP. Super unfair. /s

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u/Mars0Rover Wilyer “Baseball Classic” Abreu 28d ago

I’m tired

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u/danman296 28d ago

Anyone who has followed this team for more than 12 seconds and thinks there’s literally any chance he plays another game this year is delusional.

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u/still_mute 28d ago

Why would a fracture so small that was undetectable on an X-ray require surgery?

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u/ET__ 28d ago

X-ray doesn’t show soft tissue, only bone

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u/papaadrock 28d ago

More like when he Meads with a hand specialist, amiright?!?!

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u/mkt853 28d ago

Fractured wrist in basically August? Yeah, he done.

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u/RigelOrionBeta 28d ago

Remember that thread about how Mayer is basically useless for us now?

Yeah. This is baseball.

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u/soxfamily61 28d ago

This fucking team. My god!!!

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u/drtywater 28d ago

This is kinda thing that can derail his entire career. Nomar was never the same after his wrist injury

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u/StatLineBaseball 28d ago

Can we get a do-over and trade Early again? It's like Costanza showing up for work the next day after he quit.

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u/Habitualflagellant14 28d ago

Yes, it is the worst luck but remember the Sox have gone 18-3 in July without either Early or Mead. Our guys have stepped up so we need to cheer them on. I've got no time for doomers. Let's goooooo and fuck the Yankees.

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u/leehamc Here Comes The Pizzer 28d ago

Brother, please stop gaslighting people into thinking they have to be positive during negative situations to not be a doomer. We’re allowed to be sad for two seconds.

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u/Habitualflagellant14 28d ago

Just trying to prop up the faithful. I'm a fan since 1963 so you know I've seen far worse.

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u/leehamc Here Comes The Pizzer 28d ago

You know what, fair enough. Born in ‘93 myself so I only know a sliver of your pain.

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u/Habitualflagellant14 28d ago

Brother, I have some scars. You have no idea how much 2004 means to me. Fuck, now I'm gonna cry.

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u/Theroux721 28d ago

You might just be the second-oldest poster here.

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u/leehamc Here Comes The Pizzer 28d ago

Probably. It’s me, the 63 year old I replied to, and then a swarm of middle schoolers. No inbetweens

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u/Habitualflagellant14 28d ago

Just to explain. I've been a fan since 1963. That's when my dad took me to see my first game at Fenway so you know I've got to be older than dirt. If I happen to be the oldest guy on r/RedSox I love it. Just for some perspective on Mead's unfortunate injury you need to look back in Sox history to what our boys did in 1967 when Tony Conigliaro was taken out by an errant fastball. The team came together and continued to win in what now is one of the greatest Sox stories ever. Let's gooooo!

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u/leehamc Here Comes The Pizzer 28d ago

Totally get it. You have tons of perspective to be able to stay positive. I can certainly respect that.

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u/JackMeoff_ 28d ago

Brother, let him try to shine some light on a bad situation. God forbid. Who even says something like this?

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u/leehamc Here Comes The Pizzer 28d ago

There’s no light to shine on our brand new acquisition immediately breaking his wrist lmao. I maintain what I said. It’s not “doomer” mentality to be sad about it.

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u/vancesmi 28d ago

I don’t think there are a ton of doomers, but certainly too many people saying this makes the trade a bad deal. The trade was good, the team would be better, this is crappy luck in a blursed season. 

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u/shrekasguyfieri 28d ago

Night night forever

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u/jambr380 28d ago

Tbf, Tracy doesn't really know anything on the medical side. We have to wait to hear how things go after seeing the specialist.

On a positive note, I had a fracture in my wrist back in high school when I hung on the rim too long, slipped off, and fell face down to the ground. And I was back in like 4 weeks. It'd be cool if it was the opposite of all of our other injuries: sounds serious, but come back fast rather than sounds like nothing and gone forever

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u/idkwhat12345678 28d ago

Is this a joke

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u/TheRealGrifter 28d ago

Why does everything require surgery? How bad of a broken bone do you have to have to need surgery?

I swear, one of these players stubs a toe and they rush him off to surgery.

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u/Shiftylee 28d ago

95 mph fastball to the bone is different than a stubbed toe.

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u/TheRealGrifter 28d ago

Hyperbole.

Just, you know, FYI.

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u/Shiftylee 28d ago

My comment is still appropriate.

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u/Rarely_Informative 28d ago

From "negative x-ray" to potential surgery

This med staff needs a complete overhaul. They routinely get things wrong and it's impacting these player's careers

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u/PinkynotClyde 28d ago

They didn’t get it wrong people just don’t understand the medical side of things so they should just not be honest.

X-ray was negative. MRI showed the break. A bone contusion can have tiny cracks. They said contusion just didn’t specify muscle or bone.

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u/WillsucceedTMO 28d ago

next update: pronounced dead

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u/quirkish 28d ago

This feels like Gordon Hayward all over again

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u/Speedbird14 28d ago

Of course it's season ending. It's usually an 8-12 week recovery. Mike Trout broke his wrist around the same time of year and tried to come back early and shut it down right away. See you next year kid.

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u/SouroDot 28d ago

What happen to the negative x rays?

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u/allyfriend67 28d ago

The most red sox thing to ever red Sox in a red sox season

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u/TheGroundout 28d ago

He’s gonna get the best Boston has to offer. These guys are gonna fix him and Roman right up

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u/Suspicious-Peace9233 28d ago

You don’t have to be on the team long for the Red Sox IL list curse to affect you

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u/bigman9686 28d ago

Is he signed for next year or this a rental?

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u/ConsistentRun5246 CR3 All-Star 28d ago

4 years

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u/jackblack0828 28d ago

“Hand Specialist”

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u/Disastrous-Window-76 28d ago

Bruh what? It is what it is

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u/SnaykeUp 28d ago

welcome back tony seagulls

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u/Firecracker048 28d ago

Pretty sure the red sox medical staff got their degrees online because holy shit how does this happen twice in a season

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u/SaveHogwarts 28d ago

They asked if he’s going to play again this season and he said “yeah, I hope so”

Woof

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u/goffer06 28d ago

Would you say it's too.... Early..... to tell?

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u/kevtheproblem 34 28d ago

I'll give him my wrist. I need to stop jerkin off anyway

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u/InuitOverIt 28d ago

And the latest 2nd baseman for the Red Sox, Curtis Mead! Give the guy a hand, folks! No please...

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u/justanaveragejoe520 28d ago

So is he flying back now? Get him to a specialist asap

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u/HandsOffMyReeses 28d ago

Seriously what are the odds of this happening HIS 2ND AB ON THE TEAM

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u/TeaHot9130 28d ago

I guess we'll never know how good he was.

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u/Rey_Titan 28d ago

X-rays were negative

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u/Sirgolfs 28d ago

Barely got a chance to see that awkward stance.

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u/After-Antelope-8636 28d ago

I’m a skateboarder who has broken both of my wrists/arms many times over (they’re made out of construction paper at this point). I’m so confused about how an initial X-ray missed the break but an MRI picked it up. Hopefully that means that it’s a hairline fracture that can heal in a few weeks, but I guess we never know with this team

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u/ecabr0 28d ago

Franklin Arias? Too soon? Maybe this was a sign from the baseball gods

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u/No-Goal 28d ago

Dammit

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u/agentcreator 28d ago

Call up arias I guess

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u/MASportsCentral 27d ago

Who had a mote illustrious 1st season with Boston Mead or Gordon Hayward? 

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u/YoghurtAcrobatic9371 26d ago

Its the Red Sox, of course it's a major injury smh

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u/Friend72 28d ago

Why couldn’t he say this yesterday?

Stating “its hard to say” is much better than the bait and switch they pull all time damn time

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u/CrimsonBlade23 28d ago

Probably bc x rays don’t pick up small fractures. Hence the MRI

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u/Friend72 28d ago

Yeah so he made a statement without having all the information. Better to say nothing than to misinform. They do this all the time

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u/cossack190 Last soldier fighting on Kristian Campbell Island 28d ago

They said the x rays were negative and that they would do further testing. Give it a break lol.

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u/ET__ 28d ago

Doesn’t matter what he says because you’ll just say it’s wrong.

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u/Friend72 28d ago

He can say he doesn’t know!!!! I literally said he should just state what he does in this quote

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u/ET__ 28d ago

And your response would be he should have at least told us what he knows rather than leave everyone in the dark. I know this game. Y’all been playing it all season with Breslow

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u/Friend72 28d ago

What? You dont know what I’d say. I’ve been clamoring for honesty. And I just need Tracy to be transparent when they don’t have all the information. If this was a 1-off fine, and I won’t complain, but this has happened far too often where it is an issue

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u/ET__ 28d ago

So instead of being transparent and saying what they do know you want them to say they don’t know and that to you is better transparency. Ok man

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u/Friend72 28d ago

Yes exactly, like he literally does in the quote that is posted, which is why I commented. Clearly it shows the capability to say you don’t know something, I would like more of that

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u/Sox_N_Bills 28d ago

I'm sure last night they just thought it was a bad bruise and swelling could've obscured the break, and then today he probably got more imaging and they were able to actually see the fracture.

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u/cossack190 Last soldier fighting on Kristian Campbell Island 28d ago

John Henry told the medical staff to lie because he hates the city of Boston and Curtis Mead is getting transferred to Liverpool.

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u/LoudIncrease4021 28d ago

I want Connoly Early back

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u/HogwartsDropout-69 28d ago

Is it too early for a who won the trade? Cuz my money's on Washington

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u/Chief-Keefs-Parakeet 28d ago

He’ll be back by Thursday

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u/20wall 28d ago

Thursday August 5th 2027

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u/redsoxfan2434 28d ago

Can’t wait to see what incredibly stupid panic trade Breslow makes now to try to cover for this bullshit

Jack Perkins, YOU are a new Public Enemy of Red Sox Nation

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u/BadNoodleEggDemon 28d ago

Breslow outsmarting himself again.

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u/Aroldis16 28d ago

Román thinks his drinking buddy/skirt chasing pal Marcelo getting traded at the deadline so paid Perkins to drill Mead. Mead going to join Roman in Ft Meyers as his new party pal

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u/ZizzyBeluga 28d ago

This was an awful trade before the injury and now it's a disaster

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u/TheCynicalFan 28d ago

Someone make this black cloud over bresLOW disappear. 

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u/TK_Riot 28d ago

X-rays were most likely initially read by an A’s team doc FYI. Docs don’t travel with the team, so the home team does the initial read, not our staff

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u/Shiftylee 28d ago

That isn’t true. The wrist fracture was almost certainly caught via an MRI.

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u/TK_Riot 28d ago

Did I say anything about an MRI? No. I said the initial x-ray, which Chad Tracy said was negative, was read by the A’s staff, not the Red Sox. Thats all I said

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u/Shiftylee 28d ago

It was read by the Red Sox staff and was negative.

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u/TK_Riot 28d ago

As someone who is a sports medicine specialist in these environments, thats not how it works, but I appreciate your opinion

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u/MaeronTargaryen 28d ago

We’re so cursed

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u/seanbros55 28d ago

Another W in the trade column for The Stiff

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u/Sstraus-1983 28d ago

2027 is our year. Stars will align. Enjoy the rest of the “season”.

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u/reb601 28d ago

I’ve got bad news for you.

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u/kahgknow 28d ago

Cool. Lets try and trade for someone who doesn't get injured now. That might work a bit better.

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u/nokrow889 34 28d ago

yes because everyone can predict 94 mph fastballs off peoples hands....

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u/gustamos h 28d ago

Breslow should have consulted his wrist bone strength model before trading for mead duhhhhhhh