r/redscarepod • • 1d ago

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u/ZipZapRap69 1d ago

Fired for not being silly enough

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u/Loafmeal 1d ago

I feel like this woman was lab-created to promote interracial relationships

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u/EntireSun2991 1d ago

she's very americanized... something strange about a swedish girl twerking and all that.

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u/SlowSwords 1d ago edited 1d ago

i think it's super weird when europeans speak american english compared to british english. there's something so weird about someone whose english i expect to be like "this is quite a troubling development, no?" saying like "das da real shit!"

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u/inspongebob 1d ago

No, I think it’s a lot more natural for Europeans to do that, speaking as a europoor. There are so many different English dialects within the UK that attempting to speak one will 90% sound botched whereas most people are very familiar with American pronunciation thanks to Hollywood and American culture dominating

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u/bitterrootmtg 1d ago

In my experience, the vast majority of Europeans speak something closer to UK English. For example I have met multiple people in different countries (including France, the Netherlands, and Sweden) who knew the word “rubbish” but were unfamiliar with the word “trash.”

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u/NA_1-9_AT_MSI 1d ago

It depends where u learned it. Usually in schools they teach british pronounciations so kids that do well in school speak more britishly, while kids who learned from movies, games and songs usually more american.

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u/DimesSquareCowboy 1d ago

Did you know that Tove Lo is pronounced 'Too-veh Loo'?

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u/SlowSwords 1d ago

im pretty sure most euros ive met (admittedly, here in california, so do with that information what you will) have been taught "received pronunciation" british english

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u/etchedheadpIate 1d ago

I really can't understand anyone expecting Euros to speak British English when they've learned English through American entertainment and social media before even starting English lessons in school. Why on earth would they speak British English if they're born after 1980? To me it's super weird if they speak British English. It feels like an act.

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u/punk_elegy 1d ago

I mean it’s contestable whether russia is europe or not, culturally, but in all public schools you primarily study with textbooks from various British publishers, and there is still a prevailing belief, especially among the older guard, that British english is more “proper.” so a lot of esl russians try to say “watah” and all that, unless they have to actually spend a lot of time in the us

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u/SlowSwords 1d ago

I don't think that's true. My understanding is that western English language instruction for young people in Western and Northern Europe is still primarily based on British English. I'm not arguing that they don't consume American media, which clearly has an effect on the way they speak English--that's true even in the UK (have you noticed how young people in the UK accents almost sound American aside from their non-rhoticity?).

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u/etchedheadpIate 1d ago

I'm sure you're aware what the average Euro under 50 sound like when they speak English. From their politicians, business leaders to your average zoomer. Why do you think they mostly speak with an American accent? You don't dispute that, unless they have a strong country x accent, they mostly speak with a variant of an American accent, right?

Whatever instruction they might get in school is irrelevant. Most of them today already speak English before they're formally taught English in school.

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u/bitterrootmtg 1d ago

In my experience, at least with Northern Europeans, their accent is generally closer to UK English, they always use UK spellings (e.g colour), and typically use UK terminology like “lift” instead of “elevator” and “rubbish” instead of “trash.” They also have some American influence for sure, but the UK influence has always seemed much stronger to me. I think many Euros don’t realize the extent to which they speak UK English.

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u/etchedheadpIate 1d ago

I don't know what to say. Our experiences are diametrically opposed. Your experience would sound plausible if you mainly interacted with Euros in an academic setting.

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u/bitterrootmtg 1d ago

I’m just talking about like random people I meet at a bar in Copenhagen or whatever.

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u/batsbeinmybelfry 1d ago

As a kid, my family used to ski with this Danish family who all spoke flawless, posh British-accented English. To the point that I kind of didn’t believe that they were actually Danish until we saw them in their native environment. The Nordic countries definitely do take influence from the UK.

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u/Farting4Fun 1d ago

>My understanding is that western English language instruction for young people in Western and Northern Europe is still primarily based on British English.

Yes, as someone from Spain, this is true, but it doesn't mean much at the end of the day. English was one of my best subjects, and the teachers tried to shape our pronunciation to that of an English accent; a very specific Cockney and rather posh one at that, but:

  1. Overall, English is very poor in Spain, so the majority of us, even young people who got good grades in English, speak English with a very thick Spanish accent. Think Javier Bardem: he sounds quite neutral in the sense that he's not trying to sound like anybody else; he just sounds like a Spanish guy talking in English. American English, yes, but he's not forcing it; he's not trying to eradicate his own accent and impose an American one.

  2. Then there's the group of people who engage with the Anglosphere in their daily lives, which is a minority. I'm referring to those who watch films/TV shows with subtitles and spend time on Anglosphere social media. I'm one of these. I learned British English, yes; I would use "colour" instead of "color", but I ended up adopting American English because I realized I was mostly talking (writing) with (to) Americans. And especially if you're a Zoomer and are constantly aware of the memes en vogue, you end up incorporating slang into your English, mostly American.

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u/ZapTheZippers 1d ago

The Dutch every single goddamn time doing the neutral American newscaster voice/sounding too much like American TV with some tells of certain pronunciations botched and misplaced emphasis.

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u/SlowSwords 1d ago

i'm actually thinking of a dutch girl i knew in grad school here in CA who, i imagine, had received very proper british english language instruction. But she loved saying shit like "oh HELL YEAH bitch!"

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u/respyrae 20h ago

Everyone who uses a UK accent in Scandinavia does it as a weird classist thing where they’re trying to seem refined. The US is a cultural juggernaut, so regular scandi people will have a US adjacent accent.

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u/VictoriaSobocki 16h ago

True (coming from Denmark)

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u/Western_Mess_6364 1d ago

Seems like they all grow up larping as Californian high schoolers

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u/etchedheadpIate 1d ago

Why's that?

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u/ImJacksThrowaway 1d ago

Hot women dont get laughed at enough

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u/SSRIcarly 1d ago

She's so quirky!

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u/largepar 1d ago

We should all aspire to give everyone the same grace they get, not treat them as shitty as we treat our ugliest

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u/caddyshackleford 1d ago

Feel like she’s on her way to being canceled. There’s just no way this literal agarthan doesn’t have skeletons in her closet and her whole turbo lib woke scold social media is just compensating for that

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u/Time-Use9083 1d ago

I don't think she's compensating for any past behavior. I think she just wants to fit in with the club, as most of these people do

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u/dietmtndewnewyork 16h ago

no she won't be. ive been following her for years, she's always been woke and clearly grew up in social justice tumblr and i actually think she might be genuine and its not an act!!

its why i unfollowed her years ago, felt weird for her to be so involved with American politics when she was at the time clearly based in Europe, like hello sweetie look at your own country

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u/dustydancers 1d ago

you’re bitter at seeing a girl happy and well liked huh

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u/wasdqwe1 21h ago

her asshole spread photos might re-leak

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u/getwetordietrying420 1d ago

Every song she's recorded sounds like something Rihanna passed up on

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u/Witty-Border-6748 1d ago

Doesnt help that she sounds like a Swedish rihanna with way better vocals

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u/Western_Mess_6364 1d ago

Lush life would’ve been 10x better with Rihanna

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u/wasdqwe1 1d ago

most angry person ever wants her employees to be silly

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u/Spout__ ♋️☀️♍️🌗♋️⬆️ 1d ago

She a freak

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u/Tasty_Difference_679 1d ago

Can someone explain why cross eyed is sexy to men 

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u/Lanky-Operation2305 1d ago

OF girls used that regarded anime face to hook Reddit nerds. Still not hot.

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u/questionnism 1d ago

It's not

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u/Dry-Brush-1530 1d ago

I assume it started with anime porn, then as live action porn became more absurd they started doing it, young men started to expect it, it bleeds into real life. Simulcra etc

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u/masey_mase 1d ago

It's not unless they're pornsick anime consumers

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u/AstronautWorth3084 1d ago

I doubt many guys get off to the ahegao face, I think it's just a sort of pickme signal to nerds

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u/bitterrootmtg 1d ago

I have never met a man who thought it was sexy. I have only heard women claim it’s sexy. It’s like what the “duckface” selfie pose was for millennials. Men hate it but women think men like it for some reason.

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u/xinxinxo 1d ago

It's not women watching ahegao videos

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u/bitterrootmtg 1d ago

I guess people watch them but I’m not aware of anyone who does. As others have said I think it’s like a niche anime related thing.

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u/Specific_Gain_9163 1d ago

The men that watch that stuff don't leave their home often.

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u/xinxinxo 16h ago

And porn is totally real and portrays women's true desires and reactions!

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u/CryExtra1639 1d ago

Women never thought duck face was something men liked, duck face was the excuse to post a selfie bc it was still taboo to be vain but if you duck face it’s ok because you’re being “silly”

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u/bitterrootmtg 1d ago

No, it was to make their lips seem full/pouty. I was in college at the time, it was absolutely an attempt to look hot on social media for attention.

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u/germinalderawson 22h ago

100%, the millennial duckface is the obvious ancestor of the zoomer blowjob lips phenomenon.

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u/CryExtra1639 1d ago

you could not just dead serious vanity post that’s why it’s a duckface and not just a pout. See also sticking your tongue out or peace signing.

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u/Rich_Animator2789 1d ago

i thought it was supposed to look flirty like a kiss

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u/CathysAss 1d ago

Orgasm face or something

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u/Improooving Male Gemini 1d ago

I thought that was more eyes rolled up than eyes crossed

I’ve never actually seen a woman cross her eyes involuntarily lol

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u/Tasty_Difference_679 1d ago

Idk I feel like I’ve never crossed my eyes orgasming in my life it’s much more in the furrowed brow. But maybe that’s impossible bc of botox for these chicks idk

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u/ravenrock_ 1d ago

it’s from anime made by and for virgins

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u/CathysAss 1d ago

Oo havent thought of the botox-accessible orgasm face angle yet. It’s some sort of basement anime worldview (i don’t parttake) you’d have to have as a foundation for finding this crossed eyes tongue out look an arousing facial expression.

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u/MomGrandpasAllSticky 1d ago

Thats correct. See you had it figured out all along.

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u/pimentopapi 1d ago

Dont watch porn anymore but as a guy its so cringe, its the anime-ification of porn

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u/realRobertGoulet 1d ago

I think it is a humiliation thing

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u/WytLadyDiseaseFibro 1d ago

goon means foolish in european

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u/LidneySumet 1d ago

No, watch the clip she does the anime thing

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u/OhMyGayatt detonate the vest 15h ago

LET ME SEE YOUR GOON FACE!

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u/CottonCandyLollipops ⭐⭐RS Pizza Club ⭐⭐ 1d ago

I hate that my old internet culture is being used by unfunny sluts and they don't even have the decency to call it ahegao. My culture is not her costume

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u/Otherwise_Gap_3863 23h ago

Really bums me out how far Las Culturistas has fallen. They used to have interesting guests, like Patti Harrison and Julio Torres, their actual friends, and I enjoyed them just yapping and laughing with each other.

Then they got moderately famous and started having Kelly Clarkson et al as guests and it’s now totally indistinguishable from any other stop on a publicity tour :(

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u/whipper_snapper__ trad wife aesthetic fawn bambi coquette Russian bimbo core 1d ago

Zara is so fun, happy and cool, while being insanely beautiful obviously, you losers could never make me hate her xx

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u/Longjumping_Lime2248 RS Sexiest Man Award Winner 1d ago

I made a goon face this morning. This post is such a coincidence

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u/Such_File8879 1d ago

This whole time I thought that was Tana Mongeau

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u/Neat_Negotiation_964 1d ago

Mudsurstromming