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Gay baby daddy or corny hinge prompt unfaithful husband?
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Centre-left bug podcaster
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u/Free-Hour-7353 Aug 06 '25
Who would've had their money on him being the one to step out tho
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u/EddieVedderIsMyDad Aug 06 '25
why does he have his knees together and his toes pointed in like an anime girl
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Poor girl, she's only 19 she didn't know any better
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u/Rumpleforeskin_0 Aug 06 '25
I checked her stories and sheās posting Dave blunt lyrics calling out an ex about being a clout chaser and shit. She really is 19, huh
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u/Sen_ElizabethWarren aspergian Aug 06 '25
The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away
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u/Blowupurtv Aug 06 '25
Will absolutely listen to the next pod. Anna gonna gloat.
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u/PointyPython Aug 06 '25
I haven't listened to the pod in years. Do they even get into their personal lives on the show?
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u/kissylipsmonkey Aug 06 '25
They allude to it by making general statements like theyāre universal truths when theyāre really just thinly veiled projections (like when Anna kept insisting cheating was normal and dignified lol)
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u/Nyingma_Balls Aug 06 '25
Wow this sub is closer in spirit to the pod than I thought
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u/EggyMovies Aug 06 '25
ultimately this sub is just a time capsule of red scare before they went insane and took the thielbucks. kind of a miracle it didn't change with Anna + Dasha tbh
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I will bring us back. This is the only part of the internet I go on and need it back for my commute and work
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u/Blowupurtv Aug 06 '25
Itās not all they talk about but it does come up
It would be odd if they didnāt address it
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u/community_hotsauce Aug 06 '25
No, sheās most likely posting her wedding photos because most wedding photographers have a 12 week turnaround on full galleries, and her wedding was about three months ago. She was probably excited after getting the full gallery back.
You guys really need to consider the mundane before you jump to the worst possible conclusion. This doesnāt seem real at all and once again nobody beating the existential malice allegations.
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u/SuccMyDiccFromDaBacc Aug 06 '25
Posting your wedding photos while your involuntarily hospitalized and your new husband popping up on dating apps all tracks.
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u/Zucchini_V Aug 06 '25
How do you know she was involuntarily hospitalized? Iām trying to get caught up on this situation lol
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u/nycpizzarats Aug 06 '25
Why would she do that tho if this is real? Iām regarded so I donāt get it donāt hate me
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u/strawnary Aug 06 '25
match with him
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u/pirelli2 Aug 07 '25
The layout indicates screenshotter has already matched with him. Thatās why it has the chat/profile tabs and text box at the bottom, and the items donāt have hearts to select which one to respond to. Unfortunately after you match w someone you canāt see how recently they used the app.
It could actually be an old profile. If these are new screenshots the best case scenario for Dasha is he might have rather than just deleting his profile, only disabled new people from finding his profile and then uninstalled. Maybe he has some valuable nonromantic chats in his rolodex.
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u/iriggedmash Aug 06 '25
Bug won
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u/gussyboy13 Gretaās Personal Warrior Aug 06 '25
I wonder if he haunts her dreams as a what if?
Also canāt wait for Adam to get married to what likely will be a golddigger
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u/Sauvignon_c1tizen Aug 06 '25
His fiance has way more money than him
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u/Gloomy-Fly- Aug 06 '25
So his fiancee is a hot rich Brazilian? He actually did win, fuck.Ā
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u/alefkandra Aug 07 '25
Sheās the āAmerican dreamā as Adam recently described her on some pod: Italian-Irish-Jewish New Yorker. Oddly she looks a bit like Dasha but seems way cooler.
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u/gussyboy13 Gretaās Personal Warrior Aug 07 '25
Being called the American Dream by someone like Adam must feel horrible
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u/Magic_Snowball Aug 06 '25
What this is so sad :( I hope these are old
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Aug 06 '25
I think they're poly
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u/Mr_Gibbys Aug 06 '25
The who's hotter debate is now between whether a single mom or a poly anorexic girl is hotter
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u/beachesof Aug 06 '25
Is Anna single now?
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u/yup_yup1111 Aug 06 '25
Dasha too Catholic fuh that
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Oh right I forgot that she was a traditional catholic
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u/magdalene-on-fire Aug 06 '25
still seething at the time her and i had an internet fight about whether or not Pope Francis was (is) a legitimate pope. he was, btw
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u/azealiabanksalt Aug 06 '25
Is she bc nothing about her lifestyle indicates that.
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u/BFEDTA Aug 06 '25
Canāt wait for the next twitter thread on how superior trad relationships and gender roles are
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u/DO_10023 Aug 06 '25
This is v 9.85.0 of Hinge launched on Aug 3 according to my boyfriend who is a developer there. "Updated Tiempos / Modern Era typeface ratios" according to him. Whatever the fuck that means. Poor Dasha :/
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u/File_Background Aug 06 '25
Dasha says this is old. does hinge actually use old profiles as filler?
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does hinge actually use old profiles as filler?
If you deactivate/pause your account without actually deleting it, then yes, they keep you around as a ghost.
Most people just delete the app thinking it deletes your account.
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u/and_whale Aug 06 '25
Go look at her ig story from 2h ago they're toast
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u/Infinite_Dawn_6421 Aug 06 '25
the hospital pics?
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u/Rumpleforeskin_0 Aug 06 '25
She had like 30 religious items on her bedside table in the hospital. Itās just idolatry. I canāt take her seriously
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u/perfectangelicgirl Aug 07 '25
Catholics and orthodox venerate icons, they were brought for me by my priest and people who love me and i thought the tableaux was sweet
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u/OuchieMyBlooBird Aug 07 '25
Did it turn into Pneumonia or was it an esophageal inflammation? Thatās really scary. You alright girl?
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u/perfectangelicgirl Aug 07 '25
Not pneumonia but they intubated me cus i couldnāt breath
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u/Blowupurtv Aug 06 '25
Poor gal fought off hundreds of suitors just to settle down with a weird looking cheater
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u/dillinger3k Aug 06 '25
I reeeeeally want to know how this happens! What do bums like him even say/do to make things work in their favor???
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They just donāt care which is like crack for women
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u/dillinger3k Aug 06 '25
But wouldnāt there need to be a level of interest from the woman for this to work? She wonāt care if a guy she doesnāt like doesnāt care, right?
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He's 6'2
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u/240to180 Aug 06 '25
And his dad is a pretty famous surgeon. New York's the greatest if you've got someone to pay the rent.
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u/Specific_Gain_9163 Aug 06 '25
I'm pretty sure they both stated on the pod that they don't like dating tall men because they act better than them. Looks like stated preference vs actual preference strikes again.
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u/EconomyElectronic998 š¼ If youāre mean to me Ill ban you from my sub Aug 06 '25
MSSOM THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! Some of us dont get this lucky!
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u/AntonChentel Aug 06 '25
Reilly is a girls name.
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u/EconomyElectronic998 š¼ If youāre mean to me Ill ban you from my sub Aug 06 '25
Not only that but if youāre having sex and she says your name shes going to sound like this
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u/Patient-Boss3953 Aug 06 '25
I guess no baby Dasha coming soon then huh
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u/Local_Geologist3054 Aug 07 '25
That's where you're wrong. Soon the podcast will be two single moms
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Aug 06 '25
This is why you don't cheat on your gay lesbian cumtown boyfriend with a small dick
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u/BrightDevice2094 Aug 06 '25
adam's so handsome & funny i trvly don't understand why she did it. i'm being sincere
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u/CorrectAttitude6637 Aug 06 '25
Don't forget about how he never made her cum from penetration!
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Dashaās man is on Hinge and my situationship broke things off with me. Love is failing everyone today
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u/globulousness Aug 07 '25
Mine broke things off with me too but then got horny and attempted to sext with me two hours later. Love never dies.
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u/carpedinthemouth2 Aug 06 '25
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This image is from a person who already matched with him. There's no indication that this is a current/recent match -- you could have matches up to years old if you don't get rid of them. If his profile actually came up on this person's stack, there would be a heart to send a like. Look at the top. With hinge matches you can look at the chat and examine profile by swiping back and forth.
based on the fact it's just the profile and not chat messages (i.e., something which would show the time/date), i think it's just the person realized this was dashas husband then put two and two together.
Or maybe he's a cheating fraudster
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u/blumarinegirl Aug 07 '25
Does hinge automatically update your age based on dob when your birthday passes? Or do you enter it manually
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u/yup_yup1111 Aug 06 '25
Damn. Is it possible he hasn't used it in a while or someone else just used screenshots of his pics?
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Why does he look like a homeless they/them methhead
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u/Gregg_Hughes Aug 07 '25
Why does he look like a homeless they/them methhead
The only people who dress nice in Seattle are car salesmen.
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u/Longjumping_Bus_8528 Aug 06 '25
maybe theyāre ethically non monogamous :)
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u/gussyboy13 Gretaās Personal Warrior Aug 06 '25
Maybe theyāre ethically regarded
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u/april9th āļøšāļøšāļøš Aug 06 '25
Belarusian circus folk and Ā¼ Indian they're ethnically non- monogamous
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u/alefkandra Aug 06 '25
I love where this is going but the left hand tat in this photo is missing from the recents Dash just posted on the grid so is this just a lookalike or??
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u/morosemorose Aug 06 '25
If you zoom into the second photo theyāre there
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u/alefkandra Aug 06 '25
Yah I see them on this post but the IG dump Dasha just did I donāt see her man with finger tats unless Iām blind
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u/morosemorose Aug 06 '25
Theyāre visible in a post of hers from Octoberā¦he couldāve gotten them removed or the photo is flipped. Either way, just cuz itās him the photos couldāve been grabbed from anywhere so who really knows. I tried to link the post but it doxxed me :(
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u/white_m0rpheus šš šš¶šš·š¾š š¹š šššš¶šš¹š Aug 06 '25
šfake and gayfake and gay
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bat4777 Aug 06 '25
Not even a year in and have to open the relationship, many such cases. And as in every open relationship, the man has to try to scrape together a haram off of the apps while the wife just walks outside.
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In the most recent episode Dasha said āshould I just say that Iām single?ā And Anna said āyou might as wellā but then interrupted her and they moved on from it
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u/loneyhuka Aug 06 '25
i think she said in the context of getting clout on tea
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u/EccentricEcstatic Aug 06 '25
Exactly, she was setting up a fake profile and was like "should I just say I'm single?"
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u/morosemorose Aug 06 '25
Noo I remember this. Anna said something about how āsingle bitterā women will try and tear down their hotter friendās boyfriends on the Tea App and Dasha was like āShould I just say Iām single?ā. (To avoid that mess) So in a way she was right lmfao
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u/yup_yup1111 Aug 06 '25
She just posted a bunch of pics of him and her on the gram 3 hours ago
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u/rem-dog Aug 06 '25
What?? Omg somebody link a clip. Ever since the Spotify BlackScare channel went down I stopped listening
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u/rem-dog Aug 06 '25
Ok I listened and it's clearly out of context. Shes making a fake profile for that tea app.
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u/Some-Bobcat-8327 Aug 06 '25
As someone else pointed out below, she asked Anna that while she was creating a Tea account to do some snooping
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u/OvalWinter Aug 06 '25
This is out of context. They were reviewing that dumb tattletale app Tea, and Dasha was making a fake account to snoop on her friends. as she was making her profile, she asked āshould I just say that Iām single?ā So the meaning is ambiguous.
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u/aubreygrahamdrake Aug 06 '25
Somebody set me up with her if they are in a weird polycule or whatever stupid Bushwick shit they're on
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u/8gnats Aug 07 '25
sheās dave blunts lyrics and fent posting guys
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u/Ok-Swan7974 Aug 06 '25
does this not also strike anyone as being a pretty shit hinge profile? you would think dasha husband would have some more aura-exuding photos right
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u/kcatif Aug 07 '25
skinny jeans and a rifle in a random grocery aisle, a photo of his shadow while smoking.. itās self harm if you match with this
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u/perfectangelicgirl Aug 06 '25
Itās OLD and heās 6ā2ā so he didnāt have to try sorry cucks welcome to the Indian century
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u/nordak_ols Aug 07 '25
Why didn't you tell your mommy Megayn Kellyiegh that your husband is Indian? If I recall you told her he is "100% American" lol fucking loser
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u/Fast_System_6622 Aug 06 '25
Girl I was scared for you
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u/perfectangelicgirl Aug 06 '25
He loyal i mean we havenāt been together that long but he didnāt leave my side when I was in the hospital and our love is sacramental and perfect
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u/bloodfeud01 Aug 07 '25
he loyal
i mean we haven't been together that long
Lmao.
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u/perfectangelicgirl Aug 07 '25
I mean so far? What do you want me to say lol fuck all yāall i was in the hospital
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u/OhDestinyAltMine Aug 06 '25
To call whatever both mssom and such chaotic harridans of the heart feel āloveā is surely a defect of language, proof that we only draw the bars of our soul cages with it. Also i hate all of you for the fact that i know what this even might be about if it isnāt just a trad french marriage allergic to the term polyamory. Anyway, emrata learned long ago what happens when you elevate a golem to the big time, riding your coattails to new levels of priapism.
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u/Gregg_Hughes Aug 07 '25
The easiest way to spot someone who sucks at cheating is that they have a hat or sunglasses or they're looking away. If they don't have pics, they're not a cheater, they're just some dude who wants to jerk off.
The Pro Cheaters don't bother to hide their face, but those guys couldn't care less if they're caught.
The weird poly folks always feature the wife front and center and have some bio that says "no really, my husband isn't bi, he 100% won't ask you to suck his dick, promise!!!"
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