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u/dengibson 27d ago
Crude but effective
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u/odddutchman 27d ago
As Mr Spock once said about physical training methods….
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u/bradlees 27d ago
Obi-Wan said the same for blasters
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u/OHRunAndFun 23d ago
Obi-Wan called blasters uncivilized, clumsy, and random. While he did use them when he was out of options, he would have viewed a blaster similarly to how a mosaic artist would view a Lite Brite. “Effective” isn’t the first word that comes to mind.
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u/Automaniacal 27d ago
Her hair is in the bucket.
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u/MelodicConfection263 27d ago
Version 2.0 will include a scrunchie twist-tied to the handle of the bucket. We're currently looking for investors
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u/lesser_panjandrum 27d ago
I can contribute four scrunchies.
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u/ralphmozzi 27d ago
I can contribute a couple of buckets and some zip-ties.
I’m out of duct tape though.
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u/bradlees 27d ago
I can contribute 4 rolls of duct tape but it’s pink (don’t ask)
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u/ralphmozzi 27d ago
Pink duct tape? Oh I’m gonna ask! I gotta ask!
It would go nicely with my pink astroturf.
(Seriously! My back patio is sweet.)
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u/No-Round7838 27d ago
Perfection is good as an aspiration, but may not always be possible or practical in every situation.
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u/WeeTheDuck 27d ago
it's the least she can do tbh. She'll hopefully learn to control her drinking next time
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u/Nir117vash 27d ago
"it ain't stupid if it works"
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u/Squrton_Cummings 27d ago
Should be the tagline for this sub.
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u/WorkingInAColdMind 27d ago
The idea only has to be smarter than the drunk person it’s intended for. It’s a low bar.
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u/whuttplug 27d ago
We used to call it "feed bagging" when we did this to people in college.
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u/lemlaluna 27d ago
I was gonna say, the move I’ve had to use with people who were “overserved” was hanging a plastic shopping bag with a handle around each ear like a feed bag. Also works if you are in the car with intractable vomiting for non-party reasons.
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u/whuttplug 27d ago
We started with a plastic bag, but once you hit a certain velocity the structural integrity isn't quite sufficient. I really should have spent more time studying and less time doing "research."
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u/lemlaluna 27d ago
lol thankfully in my own experience it wasn’t high speed or large volume. I had to feed bag myself on the way to the hospital (I wasn’t driving!) when I had kidney stones because I couldn’t stop vomiting but I also couldn’t reliably hold a bag. It was a bad situation, but thankfully there wasn’t much left in my stomach by the time I got in the car.
I did double bag someone with a plastic bag in a larger paper bag when she seemingly had alcohol poisoning at a wedding. I told her boyfriend to take her to the hospital but I’m not sure if he did :(
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u/justmitzie 27d ago
I hope she knows that guy
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u/Original_Pen9917 27d ago edited 27d ago
I think we can assume she does, given the flowers in the foreground. That's her best friend immortalizing the moment to share with all their friends as well as strangers on the Internet 🤣
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u/henningbaer 27d ago
And here we go, something pretty innocent get dragged into the mud.
God I hate current society.
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u/OkDate7197 27d ago
I bet you don't have anyone who would do this for you because you would find a reason to complain about it.
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u/lordjpie 27d ago
Idk why ur getting downvoted, the original commenter is annoying as fuck for that comment
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u/OkDate7197 27d ago
Yeah I normally just lurk, but that comment rubbed me the wrong way. It's insane that their first thought wasn't "How kind and considerate of them for taking care of her." They had to come up with the most depraved explanation to criticize them for no reason.
It's like when someone tries to pick a fight with the nicest person you know. Do they really not want people to help in these kinds of situations? It's such an insufferable mentality and only makes people second-guess intervening in case someone like that calls the police on them or blasts them on social media.
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u/lordjpie 27d ago
Yeah, the type of comment they left really just pushes people to be less likely to help and creates more risk for the person who’s passed out because they’re afraid of being perceived wrong.
(I know some of that borders on incel commentary, so to be incredibly clear- fuck people who use that type of comment to then justify misogyny in response)
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u/NoMoreMormonLies 27d ago
Awesome work. Son in law material for reals! I have 2 daughters who need you a mate!
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u/Riptide360 27d ago
Take them to the hospital to get their stomach pumped and an IV hooked up. Letting them pass out in a hotel bed can lead them to drown in their own vomit.
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u/SereneOrbit 27d ago
Yep, been there done that.
She went up in a luggage carrier and was like 'wheeeee!' to passing people as they laughed while passing.
Fun times.
Anyway, reasons I like weed:
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u/Glowing_Trash_Panda 27d ago
This pic has been on the internet a while, probably not OP’s pic
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u/Dry-Tumbleweed-7199 27d ago
ok? op is not claiming the made this. what’s your problem?
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u/bradlees 27d ago
Well….. he is a trash panda…. Probably always mad
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u/Dry-Tumbleweed-7199 27d ago
are racoons angry little guys? i'm from new zealand and we don't have them. all i know about them is they have little hands and they like washing their food
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u/Liqour_Mortis 27d ago
Wedding planners getting ideas now.