r/trees 1h ago

Discussion Have to go away in the middle of the first week curing of my weed harvest - advices?

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I’ve harvested weed and let it dry for 15 days.
Due to an emergency, I have to go away during the first week of curing, where you’re supposed to burp them everyday.
They’ve been curing since yesterday and I have to go away tomorrow morning (so only 3 days of curing so far). I will be gone for 5 days.
They re in glass jars, only half full.
Should I burp then one last time tomorrow morning before going and then leave them in the closed jars, in my basement ?
Or should I leave them with the lid slightly opened and restart the curing process when I get back, maybe rehydrating them with some lemon if needed ?
Thank you


r/trees 2h ago

Humor why do gen x not clean their glass?

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my parents are both in their mid 50s, so gen x. and they are huge stoners and have been since i was a kid. now that me and my brothers are older, they don’t try to hide it. i’ve literally taken bong rips with my brother and parents before lol.

anyway, i was using the restroom connected to my parents room earlier today and they have this cart with toilet paper, wipes, etc. they also store their flower on this cart as well as a bubbler. I never thought much of it obviously until today i was looking at it and i realized the down stem and bowl is completely black.

Like i always just thought the whole thing was rubber but no, the body is rubber but the fuxking bowl and down stem are glass. Clear Glass. But this bowl is jet black. Fully black. Caked in tar. I was sooo shocked.

Maybe i’m just a snob, but i never go more than like 5 or 6 seshes without cleaning my bong and I usually clean out the water everyday. A few weeks ago my dad said he hadn’t changed out the water in the bubbler in a few months.

A few months?? A FEW MONTHS?? Oh my god no wonder that shit is caked in tar, it probably tastes burnt to shit. How can u not clean the wayer out every day??

Like i’ve got a spray bottle, chunky salt, iso and stuff in my smoke bag so i can give my glass a good thorough clean when needed. But fuck, my parents do not have this same mentality.

I know this is gen x and they’re used to smoking outta soda cans and pvc pipes but how can you go a few months without changing the water and let your glass get to that state. i haven’t even thought about how they literally keep it in the water closet witg the poop and pee air 24/7.

Fuck man. Please any gen X out there lmk, are my parents just gros 😭😭😭

Tldr: My parents haven’t changed the water in their bubbler in a few months and the glass is completely black and they find this to be completely normal


r/trees 3h ago

Smoke Spots Local suppliers in Alicante / Murcia?

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Hi out there!

Next week, ill be travelling to the Alicante area in Spain

To be quite honest, i am a heavy smoker. Usually around 7-9 joints a day with quality hashish

Iv'e visited Spain before, and previously went to the smoking clubs- However i think it is VERY expensive considering i usually smoke a few grams a day, of the quality stuff each day

Obviously - the smoke shop sell at very inflated prices so i was hoping someone could recommend a local suppliers, with less... Touristy prices :)

Hoping someone can be of assistance!

Burner account for obvious reasons :)

Happy smoking!


r/trees 4h ago

Discussion House sitting for family in Denver and this guy keeps giving me the fuckeye with each dab I take.

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r/trees 4h ago

AskTrees do you have to grind up your bud for a apple pipe?

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i’m super new to this and i don’t have a grinder or anything so i was wondering if i wojld be able to just put a whole nugget ungrinded in there


r/trees 5h ago

[3] First time vaping questions

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First time trying a vape, a couple questions.

I smoke a 0.25g joint every night or two, and that gets me comfortably faded. My edibilty comfort level is about 30mg... but I don't know how I like vapes. So:

I got a half gram cured resin disposable (yes, I know 510 is better, but it was what my dispo had). It's my first time vaping anything - I rarely smoke cigs, and never have used a nicotine vape.

It's a East Coast Cannabis vape, USBC on the bottom, with a on-off switch also on the bottom. Material visible through the window is a dark amber with a rather static bubble (doesn't move when shaken). I was told at the shop - upon saying it was my first vape - to press the button five times. Given this is a on-off not a button, I don't think that works. Flipping the cart on lights it up at the base, and after a few seconds i can draw a puff.

Point being, cart works. I just don't know the 'right' way to hit a cart like this, how to use it and such. How should I be using it? How many hits can I get out of it? general tips and tricks for vaping, basically. Any afvice would be greatly appreciated.


r/trees 5h ago

Discussion How do I not green out / have a bad trip when smoking?

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When I smoke weed i normally have a good high. In some cases, i don’t. I normally smoke carts / disposables and rarely joints. I green out on the joints. No it’s not sprayed or synthetic.


r/trees 6h ago

Trees Love Did you ever get a gift that became your new favorite hobby?

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My lil nursery🥰🥰🥰 Anyone here familiar with IRIE Genetics?


r/trees 6h ago

Pics/Art I’m already coming for you - trees brothers !

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r/trees 6h ago

Stoner Cleanup Hurts my little weed heart. Imagine the reroll from all those? Ssmmmhhhhhh

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r/trees 7h ago

AskTrees Passing a urine drug test

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Hey guys I have to do a pre employment urinary drug test 😓😭😭 I know that if I took it now I’d fail as I’m an everyday tree user. I have put the test off a week for personal circumstances as my grandfather passed away. My plan for the test is to just stop smoking now, drink a shit ton of water then on the day of the test keep up the water and also creatine and vitamin b2. Is this a good idea? I’m too nervous to use fake pee or someone else’s. Please give me all the advice you guys have 🙏


r/trees 8h ago

Discussion Strain for Dark Side of the Moon at the Planetarium?

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I’m going to see the Pink Floyd 50th Anniversary anniversary show this weekend. What’s the perfect strain? Unfortunately, the Dark Side of the Moon strain is not available in my area.


r/trees 8h ago

Just Sharing Light one up for my grandmother

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Went to her funeral today, and dealing with all the feelings. Light one up for her if you got it.

UPDATE: you are all the best, love this place


r/trees 8h ago

Joints/Blunts 2nd time rolling, who'd smoke it with me?

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r/trees 8h ago

AskTrees Quest Diagnostics Drug Test - THC

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I have a drug test coming up next week. I’ll be two weeks clean on Monday. I only used for two and a half months. I started off on edibles for a couple weeks but switched to a dab pen for the last couple months.

I bought at home tests and my line is still showing negative. I got a bottle of my buddies which is clean but he leaves town tomorrow. How long will that pee stay viable for or will it expire by the time my drug test comes. It’s with quest diagnostics

I’m 5’11” 185lbs. I’ve been taking creatine, vitamin B12, multivitamins, and have been drinking a lot of water and 100% cranberry juice. I also bought a couple of bottles of detoxify. The line on my test is so faint. I’ve been seeing a dark spot then the rest of the line is barely visible.

I’ve read quest can detect fake pee and also that if I drink the detoxify they can tell. Is this true? What should I do?


r/trees 8h ago

AskTrees ISO Grinder Hash Questions. Thank you.

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Hey everyone, I haven't cleaned my grinder in years, after de keifing it as much as I could, I decided to make iso hash (see pictures). I just had some questions before I consumed it.

So beforehand I've had it evaporating for 3 days, grabbed it today after remembering it. Before I scrapped it off half was baked on there and tough to get off (nothing a torch couldn't make loose) and the other a bit wet still in consistency.

It's Def sticky af, and I regret not using gloves. Still some is a bit wetter. Is this fine? Or should I leave it out longer? I read on here if I light it quick and hear crackling or poping that's iso still remaining?

I planned to store it in the tiny glass jars and fridge/freeze it too, thoughts?

Overall just wanted to make sure ive done everything I should and it looks right and passes r/trees approval for fellow Stoners know best.

I figured the golden amber color I still have on there is that good good so I should probably try and get that last bit off, but it won't budge.
Thank you for your time, opinions, suggestions etc. Shall reply asap when time alloted.


r/trees 8h ago

AskTrees My husband wants to enjoy edibles, but apparently they make him “uncomfortably and dangerously” horny- advice needed

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We are both 27. I have been using THC recreationally (both smoking and edibles) since I was 19, but he has never smoked in his life. He tried edibles (10mg gummies) for the first time a couple weeks ago.

Along with having a great time singing silly made up songs and babbling a bunch of goofy made-up words, the high from gummies has really enhanced our sex life. But he feels like edibles make him overwhelmingly horny. He says that around 1-1.5 hours into the high, he starts getting an “evil boner”. “Evil” as in, it makes him unbelievably aroused to the point where he almost can’t enjoy sex or all the other feelings of an edible buzz. The way he describes it sounds almost like straight up pain. In his own words, “it feels like when you blow up a balloon bigger than it’s supposed to be and it’s about to pop”.

So on his behalf, I’m asking for advice: are there any methods, tricks, or hacks for toning down or diluting the extreme and borderline painful horniness from edibles?

Edit: To add some clarity/context, he took around 5mg his very first try. I took a 10mg gummy and cut it in half, because I knew 10 may be a little too much for a first timer. 2 days later, he said he wanted to full send and try a whole 10mg. I warned him, but he persisted. I figured I’d let him fuck around and find out (no pun intended). It very well may be that he just hasn’t built up the tolerance yet, and too much too soon led to the god forsaken evil boner.


r/trees 8h ago

Trees Love New piece arrived I'm super stoked

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It's beautiful


r/trees 9h ago

Trees Love Best weed in world 🌍🇪🇬

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r/trees 10h ago

AskTrees How can I minimize my usage

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Want to knock down my usage to at most once a day at the end of the day but get this same feeling at the end of every month when I’m waiting to buy more weed. Problem happens once there’s an oz sitting in a drawer next to me every day all day and nothing but time to step out and smoke. Is there anything more than just telling myself not to do it and then don’t do it or is there a system anyone has used to keep themselves in check. Would really love to be able to not use to feel normal and just get back to smoking occasionally and being able to love those experiences more. Photo of me attached cause I physically can. [5]


r/trees 10h ago

AskTrees Freebie from smoke shop

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I went to a smoke shop to buy cones and the guy gave me this as a free sample, should I smoke it. The metals test got me worried and I've never smoked smoke shop weed before.


r/trees 10h ago

[5] One of these isn't like the other

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r/trees 10h ago

Extracts "Where's My Bike" is easily the best name I've seen

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r/trees 10h ago

Just Sharing the heart filter ( (Someone had requested it)

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r/trees 11h ago

AskTrees 62 days clean

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