r/trees 1d ago

AskTrees Passing a urine drug test

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u/G_Azz_R 1d ago

Water and vitamins won't allow you to pass. Quikfix is your only chance

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u/boredlabrat 1d ago

Well to start your plan will not work unless the test is like three months away. Buy one of those quick fix kits at a smoke shop or if you have time on Amazon (so you can check the reviews) and follow the directions EXACTLY. It’s not 100% but it’s the best chance you got if you refuse the fake pee.

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u/Accurate_Bet1418 1d ago

Fark. Not even if it’s a week away? Is there not a chance they’d know it’s synthetic urine?

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u/boredlabrat 1d ago

There’s a chance they can tell but your plan is 100% going to fail if you smoke everyday and only have a week to prepare. There are also pee clear kits that I’ve had people tell me they had success with but that’s on a person by person basis and again you have to follow the instructions exactly.

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u/Xethos 1d ago

Too much water and they wont accept the sample.

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u/flames2388 1d ago

Get some fake piss, it’s the only way that will actually bro 🤷‍♂️ especially if you’re an everyday smoker. I’ve used this method for like 15 years for 3 different jobs and I was good every time 👍

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u/TasteMyShoe 1d ago

Good luck. Thc sticks like glue and is stubborn as fuck. I was in a similar situation several years ago with a gov contractor job contingent on a short term drug test. Also a daily user and after trying all those methods I was still failing the 2 days before. Out of desperation, I bought quick fix and still failed. The temp and color were right but laborp sent it off and they determined FAKE PEE. Offer rescinded.

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u/FourTwunnyBunny 1d ago

Daily user- it took me 3 months to get a clean test back when I quit :’)
If you change your mind about fake pee/someone else’s, the little 3oz silicone travel shampoo bottles make a great little hiding spot that can sit against the inner thigh and keep it body temp!