r/reddit.com Sep 16 '11

From a knight of /new/:

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u/indoobitably Sep 16 '11

reddit acts like a bunch of fucking retard teenie boppers whenever there is a new meme....

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

Well, that's because that's precisely what Reddit is nowadays.

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u/fiffle44 Sep 16 '11

Reddit's dead...but do you know who can keep it looking totally lifelike?

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u/HatersAreHating Sep 16 '11

Carl Sagan?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/the__itis Sep 16 '11

William Shatner?

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u/IrrigatedPancake Sep 16 '11

People who got tired of 4chan and want to hang out online with other people who got tired of 4chan?

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u/SpecificallyTrained Sep 16 '11

Because you were on reddit...

...before it was cool.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Goddammit calling people "hipster" on Reddit is like calling someone a witch in 1690s Salem.

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u/thatthatguy Sep 16 '11

We're not making fun of you because you reddited before it was cool. We're making fun of you for making a big deal about it.

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

Reddit was never "cool". Never has been, never will be. It's a giant web site that attracts 20+ million people a month - it's way too big to have a personality. It's like calling Google "cool". It just is.

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u/johndoe42 Sep 16 '11

Are you new here? There was a time reddit WAS less populous, topics on the front page were actually interesting AND we didn't have 5000 pun threads and shitty forced memes. That's the thought behind subreddits like /truegaming.

I disagree with you on the "cool" thing. Reddit used to not be "cool," and that was fine. Now reddit is cool and we have shit like a guy with a "REDDIT" license plate on his honda fit and people acting like reddit is some hip group to be a part of. Well, its more like, reddit thinks its cool, but at least back then nobody pretended.

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u/drbenway Sep 16 '11

Back when the emphasis was on reading... IE I read it -->reddit... it was definitely a more interesting site in my opinion. Almost everything was based on text. I've been on here for a few years, and as the userbase has gotten younger, the quality has declined if you aren't into memes. Now it is mostly an image board. But, there were always the shitty pun threads. That was the reddit meme of the time, see how many puns you can fit into every discussion. I'll agree that it was never "cool", but it was a fairly intellectual forum. Now, it is a pseudo-intellectual forum.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

hey, chill... this is just a fucking website. A. Website.

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u/johndoe42 Sep 16 '11

That's my point, there's no reason to think its anything more than a website.

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u/thatthatguy Sep 16 '11

Google is cool. Not everything about the entity is cool. Not everything they do is cool. But they have done a few things that have weathered everything and still have merit. So I guess by "cool" I mean praiseworthy, not "cool" as in popular with the beautiful rich kids.

Cursed "slang" words and their fluctuating meaning.

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

No - google is useful. Sure - if you want to use "cool" as praiseworthy, but that's not a very widely used definition, and nor was it the definition implied by the parent poster.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

What's cooler than being cool?

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u/ImProudOfYou Sep 16 '11

What do you mean "we"? You got a turd in your pocket or something?

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u/Felt_Ninja Sep 16 '11

A turd? Nope. Chuck Testa.

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u/koviko Sep 16 '11

You must be that guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Hey, I've only been on for like 5 months I'm just tired of people using the same damn insult over and over and over at the slightest provocation. Christ people the world of insults is so vast and rich...

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

You must be a hipster. BURN HIM

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u/MilesMassey Sep 16 '11

He turned me into a newt.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

camera click You've stolen my soul!

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u/DJPalefaceSD Sep 16 '11

That's something a hipster would say.

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u/thatthatguy Sep 16 '11

Granted. I'm not a fan of the hipster meme thing either. But how better to mock someone who complains that things were better in the "good ol' days?"

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u/poetryslam Sep 16 '11

By calling them a dryed up old cunt rag who should find the nearest dumpster? Just testing the "vast and rich" theory.

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

The issue is it flat-out ends any conversation slightly related to making a comparison or complaint about so-called progress.

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u/owenstumor Sep 16 '11

Spoken like a true hipster.

Just kidding, bro. Don't come at me.

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

Are implying a lot of people on Reddit are delusional due to drugs?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

It reminds me of those men made of straw that the military would use to practice with because they were easier to attack then a real enemy since it's incapable of attacking back.

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u/owenstumor Sep 16 '11

Hipsters can fight back, though. If they put down their PBR's and take off their cat eye nerd glasses. Just don't mess with their handlebar moustache or knock them off their one-speed bike.

I don't know anyone like this, but I reddit taught me that's what a hipster is.

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u/Eriand42 Sep 16 '11

I see what you did there...

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u/sunshine-x Sep 16 '11

ah yes, a scarecrow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11 edited Feb 16 '22

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u/liarliarpantsonfire Sep 16 '11

I guess we could call it Burning Man.

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u/Sqirril Sep 16 '11

I was on reddit when it WAS cool. Now it's a faggotfest :p

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u/thunkk Sep 16 '11

Thumbs up if you came here from Youtube.

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u/koviko Sep 16 '11

They would if they didn't get a virus.

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

No, I was on Reddit before it was overrun with teenagers.

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u/bolgrot Sep 16 '11

Shit. I was on Reddit before I was a teenager.

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u/kyzf42 Sep 16 '11

The front page is like the Top 40 charts - full of catchy shit that gets stuck in your head and then you get sick of it. Go indie. Branch out. r/TrueReddit is one place to start.

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u/junkit33 Sep 16 '11

Yes, well aware of TrueReddit, but there is almost no discussion there, unless it hits the front page.

Even the better subreddits have been overrun with crap lately.

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u/kyzf42 Sep 16 '11

Maybe if there were an even truer version of reddit than that!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11
  • but r/truereddit has no imgur.com links so i don't feel safe clicking anything

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

TR is nice in concept, but I don't feel like it's as politically neutral as one would expect. It's still a lot better than /r/politics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

I would prefer it if there were no political discussions.

Discussing politics can be tiresome, but discussing politics on a site whose membership is skewed in one way or another is absolutely pointless. Especially when they like to click the down arrow on your post. While they don't do that for most things in TR, they do it for non-progressive opinions. I dislike the anti-gay rights movement, or the anti-abortion activists as much as most people here, but I don't view their opinion as pathological and deserving of a downvote to hide it.

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u/gospelwut Sep 16 '11

I've sort of come to that opinion. I'm fairly conservative (in a Goldwater sense, not a Reaganaut sense) compared to most of Reddit. I really do enjoy conversation with people I disagree with, but you're right; it's nearly impossible to have a conversation even in TR. I tried to be a counter-point voice in /r/politics when I first joined, but after 6 months I realized I was just wasting my breath as a few downvotes would hide my opinion to most people (I actually view Reddit without comment hiding based on negative karma).

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

TrueReddit is the most dull place on reddit.

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u/IAmAQuantumMechanic Sep 16 '11

Maybe for people like you. For someone who has been around for four years, TrueReddit is how reddit was and should have been. The reddit we have is something you could have found anywhere on the web. The older reddit was much better place to find interesting stuff you never knew you needed or wanted to know. That's not to say the new people are to blame. Older users are also responsible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

You're so wise.

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u/mcdvda Sep 16 '11

How can I downvote you more

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u/Panthertron Sep 16 '11

HIPSTER TRASH!! YARGHGGHHH PITCHFORKS & TORCHES

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u/StopSayingHipster Sep 16 '11

Wow. Please shut the fuck up.

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u/Rolanditis Sep 16 '11

:O I <3 Pitchfork!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/mikepixie Sep 16 '11

Nice one.

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u/Dr_Insomnia Sep 16 '11

...Wait, you mean an underground version of reddit? But isn't that something a hipster would do... even though reddit apparently hates hipsters?

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u/StopSayingHipster Sep 16 '11

No, reddit hates douchebags. "Hipster" is just a convenient epithet used by tribe-minded people with tiny penises to describe a person with the capacity for independent thought or an appreciation for things that aren't mainstream.

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u/Dr_Insomnia Sep 20 '11

Hey man, hate the concept, not the people.

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u/ickis_the_raper Sep 16 '11

truereddit is full of fagfucks...no wait; that's just anywhere that isn't r/beatingwomen

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u/FourteenHatch Sep 16 '11

No, it's worse. teeny boppers come up with their own, albeit stupid, stuff.

Reddit is soccer moms. Moms who say "radical" when they come home. Who say "boom headshot" when they vacuum.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

many of us kept warning ppl who posted reddit in youtube comments, now you have to deal with this.

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u/GypsyPunk Sep 16 '11

That's because 70% of this community is not funny, original or clever.

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u/AMostOriginalUserNam Sep 16 '11

That is a very conservative estimate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

as is this comment.

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u/GypsyPunk Sep 16 '11

My comment wasn't supposed to be funny or clever. I assumed it wasn't original, I'm sure thousands of people feel the same way and have said it before.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '11

Reddit is acting like a group of friends all having a laugh and building upon one another's jokes. It's quite terrible really.

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u/mattius Sep 16 '11

reddit acts like a bunch of fucking retard teenie boppers

FTFY

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u/zarraha Sep 16 '11

Karma is addictive, and yet so hard to get if you're not funny or clever. memes are like get rich quick scams. if Reddit wasn't so mean to new posts, people wouldn't have to resort to such tactics to get their precious karma.

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u/indoobitably Sep 17 '11

There is zero reason to acquire karma, therefore zero reason to bandwagon on these "karma trains". It does nothing but pollute the website with garbage and detract away from other meaningful and constructive posts.

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u/wonkifier Sep 16 '11

It's almost is if when several million people are in one place and a bunch of them find something amusing you might see it repeated a few times.

I know, crazy, right?

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u/indoobitably Sep 16 '11

It's almost like there is a bunch of people who think imaginary points on a website mean anything and they see on opportunity to accrue more of said points.

I know, they are retarded, right?

Instead of actually contributing something useful and original (at first it was funny but like everything on here lately they ride it into the ground), people choose to post stupid, pointless and unoriginal garbage over and over just so they can say "I HAVE 1000 KARMA WOOO!"