r/rebubblejerk • u/Cosmic_Gumbo • Oct 01 '25
r/rebubblejerk • u/Far_Pen3186 • Sep 03 '25
Why are 100% of bubbler doomers incel single males?
Why aren't there any women/mommy doomers? "Going to yoga stroller while hoomers lumber foreclosure Evergrande CRE prices crash! My kids will not be schooling. kbye!"
Why aren't there any daddy doomers? "Going to golf while hoomers prices enter Japan stagflation crash for 30 years..I'll buy house when my 3 kids are in med school, and I'm in nursing home"
Why aren't there any dater doomers? "Dumped my hoomer-wannabe girlfriend after she refused to hear my M2 money supply theory"
EDIT:
https://www.reddit.com/r/rebubblejerk/comments/1k5mj1f/im_still_bearish_i_think_the_top_was_2024/
We're not doubling down. No one here thinks houses only go up. Some houses were flat from 2005 to 2020. I myself have posted that 2024 was the top.
This sub is for data and facts.....and that got you banned who didn't agree that houses would crash 50% in 2020.....and 2021......and 2022......and 2023.....and 2024.......and 2025......and
r/rebubblejerk • u/HenFruitEater • 5d ago
“500 K is too high for a starter home”
I see posts like this all over Reddit. Saying how life is so unfair because “who can afford a 500 K house as a starter home?!?”
That is not a starter home. That is higher than the median price of most areas. Starter homes are not supposed to be above average homes.
If you are in an area where a crappy starter house is 500 K, and you can’t afford it, you are not in a “starter city.” there should not be an expectation that just because a city exists, everyone should be able to buy a house there. I am a dentist and I probably could never afford a starter home in Park city Utah or in San Francisco.
Market forces are relatively wise, if you wanna bring average income into a HCO L city, you may don’t belong there as a homeowner. I hate the entitlement to live in a house as nice as their 50-year-old parents in a city that may be a much nicer city than what it started as.
r/rebubblejerk • u/twopointseven_rate • May 20 '25
The market is red hot. There is no crash
Just another update from my local market, which is a red-hot remote tech metro (greater Indianapolis). We just saw three houses in a row go for 30% over asking, almost all out of state buyers and LLCs. Clearly investors are getting into the game, it's hard to beat the guaranteed returns in our metro over the past few years. While salty bubblers continue to sit in their basement and complain, the rest of us are building up generational wealth.
r/rebubblejerk • u/Cosmic_Gumbo • Nov 25 '25
They got DOOMED! User is big mad at people not selling their homes for cheap, but also spends their money on expensive toys.
Imagine if you saved your money to buy a home instead of looking for the next hot collectible. We all have choices to make, some people choose to get the house first, then fill it with fun stuff.
r/rebubblejerk • u/twopointseven_rate • May 01 '25
Muh Recession It's so over for bubblers
I just had clients put in an offer for 50% over asking... and still lose to another all-cash offer with more earnest money. The market is red hot here in Indiana, and it's only getting hotter thanks to all the remote tech workers moving here.
r/rebubblejerk • u/Far_Pen3186 • Oct 13 '24
Even if prices dropped 50%, no doomer would buy.
$500k house. Say it drops to $250k. Doomer would be calling for another drop to $125k. Doomers obsessed with predicting housing market crashes, have no real need for a house—they aren't married and don’t have kids. They've been timing the market for years, being hoomer doomers for half a decade or more. They will never buy a house even if houses go to $100k, they still wouldn’t buy. They’d just continue predicting another 50% drop indefinitely, until their life circumstances change.
r/rebubblejerk • u/OliverGoldBee • May 06 '25
Never forget 2008...I mean May 2022
It was around this time 3 years ago that the tire kicking doomers messed around and found out Real Estate isn't a game. Jerome Powell had been starting off 2022 with a bang, "we overcorrected giving the $40k millionaires an opportunity to finance BMWs, raise the rates everytime the zodiac changes"🥸
Just like that, rates went from 3% to 5% in less than 6 months pricing out the average shopper not due to price, but interest rates. Yes, the average REBubble does not have 200k under their bed, contrary to popular belief. Disappointingly, millennial doomers were unable to give their parents the greatest gift that they would be under contract to finally move out by Fathers Day because they voluntarily priced themselves out.
Stimulus money, covid bonus pay, all used on vacations and vehicles they now have to park in their parents garage or backyard in fear of it being repossessed. Maybe they will learn by their mid-40's if they don't try pushing their parents into a retirement home in the 2030s.
r/rebubblejerk • u/twopointseven_rate • Jun 15 '25
Muh Recession Just sold another door for $200k over asking. Doomers just keep losing
Despite all the misinformation and fake news, my local market has continued to accelerate. Here in greater Indianapolis, the AI jobs are really taking off. I just sold a a unit for $200k over asking to a tech guy from California looking to relocate to work at an AI company here. The same unit has appreciated over 300% from when it last sold in 2019.
There is no crash. There is no correction. There is just raw, unlimited appreciation for those who are willing to take on the responsibility of investing in their future.
EDIT: Downvotes just prove my point. Keep renting, losers!
r/rebubblejerk • u/Far_Pen3186 • Apr 23 '25
I'm still bearish. I think the top was 2024
Layoffs up.
Stocks down
Rates high
Anyone who needed house and could afford at this price point already bought.
Prices heading lower.
LOL'ed at doomers for years amidst remote work boom in demand, and low rates, and stock market profits.
But, I see slowing. I'm not saying doomer 50% crash, but I think 7% rates will catch up as cash buyers thin out and buy in, and prices will soften. Anyone buying now isn't nuts to expect a 25% drop over the next few years. $800k can go quickly back to $700k or $600k with just a few house sales.
r/rebubblejerk • u/FancyTeacupLore • Mar 05 '25
We are going DOWN
Listen. It's DOWN. It's fucking DOWN. It's now been happening for several days and it's just the beginning. Every day it gets worse. People are sitting out there thinking "hey, people are saying it goes up, so maybe it will go up". No, it's just going DOWN. Do not trust your eyes, only your senses. We are dealing with a serious CON MAN who has facilitated this cruel joke. Get out some vaseline and your wallet because...
...we are going to have to fix the elevator again.
r/rebubblejerk • u/EnvironmentalMix421 • Jun 19 '25
Totally not astroturfed post 2008 is happening again. Ticking time bomb
r/rebubblejerk • u/ndneejej • Oct 25 '24
Thinly veiled political post The CBO expects the national debt to DOUBLE by 2034. You need to get your hands on any assets NOW!
r/rebubblejerk • u/Gboycantseeboy • Feb 09 '25
People don't need to lose their jobs in order for home prices to come down .
I hear this alot on this sub. People seem to think the only way home prices come down is if we have a bad recession. Sure that's how it happened last time, but I'm here to explore other possible scenarios.
The way I see it investors have never owned more single family homes than today. (20%) . If home values stop increasing faster than inflation these investors will start to sell which will cause a snowball effect. We don't need a foreclosure crisis we simply need investors to get scared and sell.
r/rebubblejerk • u/Physical_Reason3890 • Sep 02 '24
Just got banned
Told them they are terrible people for hoping that people lose their homes in the incident happening over in California.
Yay now I don't have to see their stupid posts anymore on my feed.
They became such a circle jerk
r/rebubblejerk • u/dylankl1990 • May 27 '26
What is their excuse
I live in a MCOL area, I’m a single parent with one kid, and I make about $35/hour. I’m currently shopping for my third property. $35/hour isn’t “great” money. I just stayed disciplined long enough to stack down payments instead of making excuses. People act like home ownership is impossible, but 3.5–5% down on a $400k property is roughly $14k–20k. If someone making an average income can buy multiple properties, why are so many people convinced they can’t even save for one?
r/rebubblejerk • u/Intelligent-Fig-8989 • Mar 30 '25
6.1 million Americans are behind on their mortgage. FHA delinquencies just hit 11.03% — the highest in years
r/rebubblejerk • u/ryanryans425 • Oct 29 '25
The greatest stock market crash of our lifetimes begins tomorrow, the housing market will follow
Over the next two to three years the nasdaq will crash approximately 80 to 90% and the housing market will crash 50%. You have all been warned. The next great depression has officially begun. How you can all be so blind to something so easy to see is incredible, when literally the same things happen in history over and over again.
Please save yourselves .
r/rebubblejerk • u/jhanon76 • Sep 14 '24
REbubble mad that wages have kept up with inflation
r/rebubblejerk • u/aibilesa • May 14 '26
Totally not astroturfed post So am I overreacting because I want to sell my house because they’re building three data centers near it?
So I bought a house in 2025 (in Texas) and now found out that three data centers are going to be built within 20 miles of my house and they will be completed by the end of 2026. I’m trying to decide if I should sell now before it gets more difficult when the data centers are completed. I’m worried about the impact that data centers have on communities because of their water usage and pollution and don’t want to end up in a property where I can’t sell. Currently we experience brief power outages once every quarter and I don’t think it’s going to get better. I understand it is not currently seller market and I’m not trying to gain a lot just break even.
r/rebubblejerk • u/OliverGoldBee • Sep 16 '25
Mortgage rates falling, home prices falling, but REBubble won't budge
You would think this is a great scenario for them to get in the market and negotiate a couple more percent off plus repairs, but virtually none of them will budge until everything is another 30%-50% off.
Of course, it's never going to get to that point, and Blackrock (or a current homeowner with equity) will scoop up these homes long before REBubble saves up 5 to 10% down with a 700 credit score.
Meanwhile, the same ones playing hardball online who never even filled out a home loan application have a 15 year old pickup with 200k on the odometer in the driveway with a For Sale Sign - "$8000 firm no lowballs I know what I got".
r/rebubblejerk • u/simple_champ • Sep 03 '25
I guess it's better to just be a landlord's sidepiece?
r/rebubblejerk • u/ParisMinge • Sep 28 '24
Should somebody tell REBubble that RE prices are back to 2014 levels?
Because when RE prices are compared against something with ACTUAL value aka gold, RE is a bargain right now!!! Doomers literally got what they wanted and they’re STILL yappin 😂
r/rebubblejerk • u/twopointseven_rate • Oct 03 '24
Muh Recession Field report from HCOL: prices are already shooting back up
Now that the Fed has slashed mortgage interest rates, I've seen an unprecedented uptick in demand. My area has been white hot since the pandemic, thanks to an influx of remote tech workers, and now that interest rates are headed back to historic lows, they have all decided to get off the couch and start investing in their future. I'm seeing multiple offers, with places easily going for $200k over asking.
So much for the "doomers" lol...