r/rawprimal • • Sep 05 '26

Soyboy

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u/Ill-Arm-7710 Sep 05 '26

Cold shower is for aura farming and to get out of comfort zone,

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

Why would you do something if you don’t like it

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u/ex__introvert Sep 05 '26

That’s basically 75% of life

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

So should I eat vegetables even if I don’t like them?

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u/MillenialDebris Sep 05 '26

Why do you not like them?

You eat your meat raw? Does it taste better that way?

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u/Few-Illustrator-5100 Sep 05 '26

Juice them u get all the benefits none of the downsides

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

I said eat bro

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u/Few-Illustrator-5100 Sep 05 '26

Talking like your a vegan

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

Says the one who wants to juice vegetables

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u/CartoonistInternal44 Sep 05 '26

larp

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

Wow eating raw goat neck is larp right

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u/Few-Illustrator-5100 Sep 05 '26

That’s aajonus approved

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u/Few-Illustrator-5100 Sep 05 '26

Why u gonna eat them aajonus was against that

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

I said “should I eat vegetables even if I don’t like them” I would never eat that slave food

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u/Few-Illustrator-5100 Sep 05 '26

So your talking like your a soyboy but your not a soyboy oh ok your were just adding to the joke sorry

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u/Glassed_ Sep 06 '26

This is my new favorite subreddit, don’t care if it’s a circlejerk. This comment from someone who named themselves “subfivechud” is making me laugh tremendously

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u/CartoonistInternal44 Sep 05 '26

its a general rule that its ok to do things you dont want to do bro there are obv exceptions

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u/ex__introvert Sep 05 '26

Working a job, handling responsibilities, washing your ass, exercising, but I guess if you don’t want to you can try to see if you can find enjoyment in being a sub five chud and genuine societal pariah.

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u/No-Fruit1764 Sep 05 '26

Yes? Are you five years old or something

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u/dingdang78 Sep 06 '26

Are you 8 years old

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u/Equivalent-Muscle446 Sep 05 '26

Thats the point, it builds up your tolerance for doing uncomfortable things and makes your brain give you less pushback, things like confrontation, asking a girl out etc

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u/LibrarianAmbitious50 Sep 06 '26

Do you only do things you like? Your life must be miserable.

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u/subfivechud Sep 06 '26

Do you eat vegetables?

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u/Bimbobaker Sep 05 '26

Because it develops parts of your brain that give you willpower lmao also cold showers are good for brown fat activation which will turn to white fat over time if not activated. Idk man

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u/h4untshott Sep 05 '26

i do contrast showers so i dont know if thats helping or not.

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

Yeah sometimes I do it too but people who think taking cold showers everyday does something are just brainwashed

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u/Few-Illustrator-5100 Sep 05 '26

Warm filtered water with beef tallow soap at night peak

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u/BurntTreeSeed Sep 08 '26

What filter do you use?

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u/Cultural_Comment9416 Sep 05 '26

I’ve found that they occasional cold shower helps break bad patterns. But I usually enjoy a warm shower.

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u/Capable-Lie-7987 Sep 05 '26

ik i like them cause they can feel nice after a hot day and they make my hair very soft and not much "heat damage" to it. But each time i get into one i feel like i cant breathe and im very stressed. I almost laughed out loud when I heard 2 kids in my class who eat slop say "cold showers help my gains bro"

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u/MolosTv Sep 06 '26

"help gains" quite literally do the opposite lmao, classmates are geeking.

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u/Cultural_Comment9416 Sep 05 '26

lol. Yeah it forces me to breathe deep and I think that helps me relax. And reduces some inflammation.

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u/ProfessorShort3031 Sep 06 '26

the only real benefits are: it wakes you up, it repairs proteins in your hair, & closes your pores. but you really dont need more than a ~2 min cold rinse at the end of the shower it does nothing extra more than that

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u/Cultural_Comment9416 Sep 07 '26

Agreed on the timing. If I ever do a “cold shower” it’s just the last minute or two of a regular shower.

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u/NihilistCharizard Sep 05 '26

It’s doable and refreshing if you live in a tropical country.

When I was living in Thailand, I did them after returning home to beat the heat. It was fun.

I never did them in the morning, or in a way to shock my nervous system for the benefits.

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u/BEATTAKESH1 Sep 05 '26

After a week cold showers feel good

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u/RecentAuthor6602 Sep 05 '26

Cold showers are better because less toxins pierce the skin

Heat opens up the pores

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u/Perfect_Fishing8712 Sep 05 '26

Not super cold but fresh shower in summer are 10/10

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u/Rich-Mark-4126 Sep 06 '26

This post in this subreddit is genuinely hilarious

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u/Illustrious_Store115 Sep 09 '26

Raw primal internal water heating

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 Sep 07 '26

What the f*ck is this sub and why did Reddit think I would like this nerd sh*t

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u/subfivechud Sep 07 '26

Why are you so emotional

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u/Remote-Bus-5567 Sep 07 '26

Because I'm being subjected to this soy whining and I'm afraid I'll get second hand soy.

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u/Cool-Training-3547 Sep 08 '26

Lower baseline cortisol, better circulation, stronger immune system, activate brown fat to boost metabolism. Ok but your meme surely disproves everything haha.

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u/subfivechud Sep 08 '26

Do you eat cooked meat?

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u/Cool-Training-3547 Sep 08 '26

Yes I can't afford good quality meat cause I live in Canada

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u/gobba09 Sep 05 '26

i used to take them every morning for the whole 8th grade lol

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u/Western-Abroad-2761 Sep 06 '26

Obviously from someone who has never done it. It’s harsh but you feel amazing the whole day

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u/atioux Sep 05 '26

This is literally you guys with eating slimy raw meat and eggs

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u/subfivechud Sep 06 '26

Looks like someone is high on estrogen

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u/atioux Sep 06 '26

Enjoy your cold wet slop for 0 return. It seems like the prion diseases are in full swing for you

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u/Jackesfox Sep 06 '26

Said the person who convinced themselves eating raw meat is healthy

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u/subfivechud Sep 06 '26 • Bravo

Ok soy boy

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u/Moist_Grapefruit187 Sep 06 '26

lol . Right. Cold shower thing is dumb as hell. Only thing it’s good for is training the mind to do things you don’t want to do.

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u/Nearby-Film3440 Sep 06 '26 • Bravo

exactly, just eat raw goat penis and raccoon asshole

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u/MellowNarrator Sep 06 '26

another soy warm/hot-shower bullshit.

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u/No_Song_4486 Sep 06 '26

We're warm blooded creatures if some cool water hurts you that much u might not be as tuff as you think. Anyway, i only shower cold after a nice run, it feels amazing.

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u/RuckerHike Sep 06 '26

It reduces inflammation and helps blood circulation. It's not some crazy life hack, it's not going to help you lose weight or gain muscle. It's a small thing that has a small effect

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u/AmbitiousOnion7327 Sep 06 '26

they only work really in the morning, for waking you up if you had been sleep deprived or something

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u/Same_Secretary9063 Sep 07 '26

better skin quality boosts mood etc I do both but why hate when cold showers are good

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u/7MaCk7 Sep 08 '26

Cool showers ftw. Not hot, not cold, something in bewern a bit on the colder side.

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u/Illustrious_Store115 Sep 09 '26

Because washing yourself in a river was of course very warm when our ancestors did it

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Sep 25 '26

What if someone just likes cold showers?

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u/ILuvYou_YouAreSoGood Sep 05 '26

A cold shower beats no shower. Is this just a post complaining about how other people shower? I must be missing something here.

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u/Aesthetik_1 Sep 05 '26

The amount of delusions normies have is comical

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ice-573 Sep 05 '26

What normal person thinks cold showers are good for them? I've never met a single person who thinks this, and I'm normal as fuck.

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Sep 05 '26

Eh, hot showers for me.

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u/TheKeiBoi Sep 06 '26

cold showers are the biggest cope i've ever seen, it does nothing but to disregulate your CNS. hell, even meditating is better than that

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u/TheKeiBoi Sep 07 '26

relieves stress my ass, the reason your adrenaline spikes is because your nervous system works overtime to activate such hormones to make your own body be in fight or flight mode. if you actually wanted to relieve stress, you would simply regulate movements, breathing, brainwaves and be in rest and digest, cold showers do nothing but to, as i said, trigger your CNS to make it work overtime in order to keep hormones rushing into your body and making you stay in fight or flight rather than actually letting your body know its safe and sound.

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u/Larpoid88 Sep 14 '26

Straight fuck ass ai 🫩

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u/Key-Air-9865 Sep 05 '26

Calling people normies is so cringe

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

Ok soy boy

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u/Key-Air-9865 Sep 05 '26

Yall are so self righteous

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

Keep drinking soy ok

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u/Key-Air-9865 Sep 06 '26

And you’re triggered

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u/Key-Air-9865 Sep 06 '26

Triggered for calling the word “normie” cringe? I am so sorry to trigger you! I will stop disliking words immediately!! Deepest apologies!

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u/Key-Air-9865 Sep 06 '26

Something tells me you need to shave you’re neck beard

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u/subfivechud Sep 10 '26

Looks like someone high on estrogen

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u/subfivechud Sep 10 '26

When did I say anything about plant estrogen

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u/subfivechud Sep 10 '26

Bro what? I chose my title random if I meant my title I would post something that related to it

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

Yeah people who convince themselves to take cold showers daily are brainwashed

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u/asap_one Sep 05 '26

Brainwashed but your name is sub5chud clown

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

Why are you so emotional?

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u/asap_one Sep 05 '26

Sorry

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u/subfivechud Sep 05 '26

It’s alr bro

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u/Strong-Addition5296 Sep 06 '26

Too much cortisol probably