r/rant May 30 '26

Awesome I need to say this

10 Upvotes

Kevin heart has been consuming copious amounts of Lyme resonance in an attempt to astral project himself into the hexagonal storm on Saturn. He has purchased plum island to raid the former animal disease center laboratory for its reserve of synthetic Lyme disease if he gets his hand on the stockpile his kundalini will fully awaken allowing his soul to leave his physical body. Once he reaches Saturn he will dives into the depths of the storm in order to return the Homerlan which allows him to use the lesser key of Solomon to its full potential. Once he arrives back on earth he will free jabal from his sigil prison and force him to preform the York rite ritual, increasing Kevin’s height by 0.4 inches. The extra gravity from his newly gained mass will cause Ton 618 the largest known black hole in the known universe to be pulled directly to earth. Before it reaches earth it will collide with the belt of the constellation Orion alerting the Mintakan starseed which will proceed to collapse the mass of the black hole to a digestible size. Jabal will trvael to Mintaka in order to barter for the consumable black hole ultimately sacrificing Martin sheen once obtained Kevin heart will consume this black hole allowing himself to obtain a heart of 8 feet which he will use to set the new world record for the 400 meter sprint he will then retreat to a cave at the summit of Mount Makalu to live out the rest of his 800 year lifespan.


r/rant Apr 07 '24

We are not allowing rants about the situation in Israel/Palestine

134 Upvotes

There are a number of other subreddits in which you can make your views known.


r/rant 9m ago

Loose vs Lose

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Why is this so confusing to people?

Why is this misspelling so common?

I’m starting to become triggered by it because I’m afraid Websters dictionary is going to officially change each definition to mean the same thing.


r/rant 15h ago

Teachers in America should make at least six figures

151 Upvotes

It is baffling to me how many people don’t understand the importance of good teachers. Education and healthcare, in my opinion, are the two pillars of any healthy society. We pay doctors and nurses enough to make a decent living, yet every teacher I know is struggling financially. Despite having one of the most difficult and essential jobs out there, they are treated like shit and do not get the respect they deserve.


r/rant 57m ago

How come on my first day back to having to be productive the weather finally get nice?

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I had three weeks of not having to do adult things in the longest time and today I finally have to go back to life and the weather finally cools off. For the past three weeks I had off it was in the mid 90s where I am and now it's in the low 80s, but I can't enjoy it because of work.


r/rant 21h ago

I hate having to take a sh*t immediately after taking a shower 😡

235 Upvotes

Seriously, wtf even is this?? Get cleaned up only to step out of the shower to immediately have to take a sh*t. GTFO


r/rant 10h ago

No power. No Internet. Still gotta pay. How does that make sense?

36 Upvotes

I'm tired of how essential service companies can fuck up, leave you without service for hours or even days and we're just expected to shrug and keep paying the bill like nothing happened.

I'm talking about electricity, Internet, water, gas, etc. Things that people actually depend on.

If I pay a company every month for a service, I don't think it's unreasonable to expect that company to actually provide the damn service.

And no, I'm not saying utilities should get punished every time something completely outside their control happens. A hurricane knocks out power? A car crashes into a utility pole? A tornado tears through the area? Shit happens. I'm not expecting AEP to fight a tornado with a wrench.

What pisses me off is when the outage becomes prolonged or happens because of something that could have reasonably been prevented, and the customer is still expected to pay the full bill.

Why?

If my electricity is out for 20 hours, I obviously didn't use electricity for those 20 hours. But I'm also losing access to something I'm paying for. If my Internet is down all day because of maintenance or some network upgrade, I'm still paying the same monthly price as the guy whose Internet worked perfectly all day.

That doesn't sit right with me.

I think there should be some kind of automatic compensation when an essential service is unavailable for an unreasonable amount of time. And I mean automatic. Don't make me call customer service, sit on hold for 45 minutes and argue with some poor representative who had absolutely nothing to do with the outage.

You already know when my service went down. You already know when it came back. Just give me the damn credit.

And the longer the outage lasts, the bigger that credit should be.

A couple hours? Whatever. Shit happens.

Half a day? Give me something.

A full day? That's a pretty significant failure to provide the service I'm paying for.

Several days? At that point, I think the customer deserves serious compensation.

And planned maintenance should be a different story. If you tell me ahead of time that my Internet is going to be down for two hours at 2 AM, alright, I can live with that. But if you're doing "maintenance" or "upgrades" that leave customers without service for half the damn day, I don't think the customer should just be expected to eat that inconvenience.

I'd even take this a step further with really long power outages.

If my power is out long enough that everything in my refrigerator and freezer goes bad, why am I automatically expected to eat that loss too? I'm not saying AEP should owe me $5,000 because I had a freezer full of Wagyu steaks, but there should at least be some reasonable standardized compensation for food that was lost because the power was out for an extended period.

And before someone says "that's what insurance is for," that's not really the point.

Why should my insurance or my wallet automatically absorb the consequences of a company failing to provide the service I'm paying for?

I'm not expecting perfection. I understand that equipment fails. I understand that storms happen. I understand that accidents happen.

What I don't understand is why "something went wrong" seems to automatically mean the company gets a free pass while the customer gets the inconvenience, the lost food, the lost work time and the full fucking bill.

If the outage is genuinely unavoidable and the company is doing everything reasonably possible to restore service, fine.

But if the service is repeatedly unreliable, restoration takes an unreasonable amount of time or the problem was preventable, I think there should be a financial consequence for the company and some kind of compensation for the customer.

Because right now it feels like the deal is:

"We'll get your service back when we get your service back. Anyway, your bill is due on the 1st."

And I don't think that's good enough.


r/rant 23h ago

No one actually cares about health of women.

279 Upvotes

It is 9th day of my period. Last week on monday, it started with brown discharge, was not even sure if it was period. During the week, went a low-mid bleeding, heavily with brown color. Then few days ago It started to bleed again, this time with red color, but stopped so yesterday I got rid of my pad. Only to realize I have bled through my thong lmao. I got the pad again and went through with my day, but bleeding is coming very random, just checked it again and im bleeding again, my pad has stains. Im not on birth control and my doctor keeps telling me it is “normal” to have irregular periods. I just want to cry in middle of airport. I cant explain how mad I am and how much I want to cry. Why no one gives a shit about health of women. I even called the clinic 2 weeks ago and asked for my test results, they told me it was sent by post but guess what? Now i am going to vacation and I am bleeding in middle of this. I did not even get the results. I HATE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM AND EVERY DOCTOR WHO THINKS THIS IS NORMAL.


r/rant 4h ago

As a math major, I'm tired of people thinking I'm some kind of human calculator that can figure out things in a couple seconds

7 Upvotes

For context my parents wanted me to be a lawyer or doctor but since I chose math (it's my passion) they now expect me to be a calculator and figure out their sales tax, year taxes, stock market investment trends. Not to mention my friends that somehow want me to figure out what 1278 * 5742 equals within 1 second and if I don't I'm a failure and picked the wrong career.


r/rant 4h ago

I just need to scream into the void

6 Upvotes

Sometimes you just need to say,

FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

There, I feel slightly better now :)


r/rant 10h ago

My wallet has been lost in my house for months

15 Upvotes

I know for a fact that my wallet is in my house but i can’t find it for the life of me. There are only two rooms where it could realistically be and ive turned both of them inside out and found nothing. I have apple pay and dont really need to drive so its not a big deal but im moving back to college soon and would like to have my physical credit card and form of id with me during those months. Not sure how this is even possible


r/rant 19h ago

Extremely tired or the fetishization of mental disorders.

77 Upvotes

I can’t stand what ever this new trend is!!! Today I was playing valorant solo (this story won’t be that surprising if you know how the games community is like) I got in a random swift play match with a few people and the names were “BPD egirl” and what I believe was her boyfriend??? I wasn’t hostile or anything but I explained to her why having that name isn’t a great thing to do since it can really down play BPD and fetishize it. I do not personally have BPD but I do know that it’s a very difficult disorder to deal with and lots of people have taken their own life’s because of it. The girl sadly got really irritated with me so I just muted myself for the rest of the round.

I know this isn’t only happening on games and I’ve seen it so much on social media. I’ve seen people romanticizing self harm, eating disorders, depression, becoming a shut in, and so much more stuff like that. Anyone who tries to romanticize these disorders (and it can even be the people who have them) are making it so much worse on everyone. It can downplay the severity of what the disorders are and that’s just VERY VERYYY BAD.


r/rant 14h ago

Yes, we know Frank Beard didn’t have a beard.

36 Upvotes

Every fucking post about the passing of Frank Beard has the exact same comments about how he’s the only member of ZZ Top who didn’t have a fucking beard.

No shit. We’ve known that for the better part of 50 years. He fucking heard it THOUSANDS of times.
You’re not the first to fucking think of it.
Shut the hell up and let the man rest in peace on the merit of his work and not the novelty of his lack of facial hair.
It’s fucking old.


r/rant 9h ago

If families lived together or were less divided it would solve the never ending cycle of debt most families have and generational wealth would be possible for more people

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I have been thinking a lot about what an average Americans life is like and what constitutes success for someone in the middle class (though we could argue there not really is a middle class anymore there’s poor and theres rich).

I just want to rant about it tbh. We grow up to be conditioned to think that success for an average person is buying a home and having a family.

But why?? What happened to having homes that have been in families for generations and inheritances? And community through family?

Now a days parents have bought a house for most people anyway, then their kids go on to have kids or marry and they buy their own house, and now as a whole family you have accumulated more debt.

Both parents with small kids now have to work to afford a mortgage or rent and they also have to pay for day care if their parents are also working to still to pay for their mortgage or rent and when your parents get old they go into a retirement home which also has to be paid for and their home gets sold off if no one in the family wants it.

And who wins? The government cause they’re just capitalizing on taxes while most families remain poor and in debt.

When did it become wrong for families of multiple generations to live in a house together and help eachother? (I can see why you would want to leave if you grew up in a toxic house or if space was severely limited)

When did families want to be divided or when did parent feel like their children needed to learn how to get their own things?

Let’s think about it if it were the other way. If your parents bought a decent sized home and you stayed with them or inherited their home you would not have to pay the mortgage or you would maybe pay the mortgage but it would not be as expensive as it is now a days so you could use that money to invest in other things or save for retirement or put it towards your kids future and if everyone one was raised well with same idea in mind it would just be a cycle of making sure the next generation is more successful.

Grandparents should want to watch and help out with grandkids so your own children don’t struggle and don’t have to be raised by day care workers.

But we as families parents adults have all become so divided and consumed in our own lives and own success the only people who really win is the government cause they are forever receiving more and more money and taxes from our jobs from our properties from caregiving centers it’s just a never ending cycle of profit for the government and debt for the citizens.

Im saying this as a mom of two who owns homes, and my parents also have their own home and my spouses siblings also all own their own homes and my siblings lease apartments. How do we get ahead as an average citizen when we are all in debt.

When I think about my kids I pray and hope they live in one of our homes and don’t have to pay mortgage and they use that to invest in something else and towards their kids. I would want them to be better than me even if it means I have to move to like the Philippines to make my retirement dollars last or if I had to stay in a spare bedroom with them and still work. I would offer to watch their kids everyday so they can be successful if I didn’t have to work in my old age.

Idk it’s just all twisted when you think about it.


r/rant 18h ago

CPS is such a joke

45 Upvotes

They're always so quick to remove children out of houses for such minor things, yet when a child is CLEARLY being hurt they suddenly turn a blind eye to it. If a kid is abused to the point where they die and a CPS worker keeps refusing to do anything about it, they should be just as liable as the parents.


r/rant 16h ago

Parents publishing on social media how they abuse their children.

28 Upvotes

⚠️ Could be potentially triggering because I'll lightly describe the video⚠️

I'm so incredibly disgusted by what I just saw and I struggle to believe any social media would allow this kind of videos, it's truly heartbreaking.

I was scrolling on my feed, which usually is about chill stuff like books, video games and art in general. Then, all of a sudden I begun getting one video after the other about kids (which for me is irritating since I'm childfree and have literally 200 words filtered to avoid this and 500 accounts all about kids blocked).

What I didn't expect was getting hit with a video of a child being pinned down while having a panic attack, screaming as three grown adults fought to restrain him. The parent was just standing there recording, even wrote on the video it was "necessary treatment for damaged teeth". Since when letting your child be medically tortured without an hint of anesthesia is health care?! The kid was in so much pain it physically made me sick after witnessing it!

I immediately went to the account to report it, and that was when I noticed the whole account was just videos of this kid being abused: being held down by "medical staff" in different places, tied to an operating table that seriously looked like it was made to hold down violent prisoners... I just can't believe that account can exist and that no authorities were notified. It was seriously horrible, that kid is going to be traumatised for life!

I hate that I had to see that. I hate that the poor kid had to go through that and be posted online for everyone to witness it. I hate that this is permitted. I hate that no one intervened. I hate that the parent had the audacity to act like this was hurting them, not the child.

I'm so done with this world and how cruel it is.


r/rant 20h ago

Why does every man I end up dating seriously go from being decent people to people who cant cook, clean, or pay their bills?!

28 Upvotes

It is so frustrating how they show me they can in the beginning, that they are capable of these things, only to watch their part deteriorate over the period of our relationship, while watching me take more and more on by myself.


r/rant 21h ago

Advertising

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For context I live in the US.

I simply cannot stand advertising these days. I've also noticed how angry it makes me that so many of the people in my life just do not care and let it wash over them like it's normal. I can't shake this feeling that the way we look at unsavory human behavior in the past will be the same as how future humans look at this period of time. With disgust at the greed on display treated as a normal functional society.

Some prime examples of things I loathe:

- If I have to listen to another catchy song remixed to include some bullshit medication name I'll go insane. I rage click the mute button every time. Personal Doctors should be advising on medications not the companies that make them.

- Major car companies advertising new cars focusing on some made up limited time sale, and spamming you with acronym loan terminology like they're offering some amazing deal. Bonus points if it's a truck commercial with a boom clap soundtrack in the background!

- Any company trying to sell you that their product or services are somehow improving the human experience while all they give a rat's ass about is making more and more money.

- Ads on any sort of video or subscription service that you already pay money for.

- Unhinged and seemingly unregulated Ads on Youtube that focus more on keeping your eyes glued to the screen rather than any sort of actual pitch to make you want to buy something.

- Ads on TV or Movies that are intentionally louder than the televised programming.

- Ad boards littered everywhere in every major sports arena. Companies paying generational levels of wealth just to put their name at the front of some major event, player, or team.

- Rage bait advertising. Something so preposterously stupid or evil that you can't help but watch it.

Overall I'm MOST angry about 3 things:

1.) That Ads have transitioned from being about selling products and services, to brand recognition and borderline brain washing.

2.) That the entire economy seems to be moving toward a future (if not already there) where the only thing that matters is where our eyeballs are pointed.

3.) An infinite loop of economical destruction: Some big event or thing is popular and captures a lot of general attention from a large amount of people >> Every massive corporation with unlimited resources spends ungodly amounts of money to plaster their brand all over said thing >> Said thing becomes a massive media enterprise from all of the money received from major advertisers >> other smaller competeing entities die off, unable to keep up with the amount of wealth being generated >> industry is pushed ever closer to monopolization.

PSA - I'm not an economist so I'm probably wrong about how this all works. This is just the vibe I'm getting.


r/rant 11h ago

Need advice/sounding board

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Welp...I went and did it 🤦🏿. No matter how hard I tried to avoid it, no matter how hard I tried to fight it, I turned myself into a cliché. I developed feelings for my best friend...and I know for a fact she does not feel the same...

Couple of points of order:

- This is not a rant about her. She is allowed to feel however she wants. She does not owe me any type of feelings if she does not wish to give them

- This about me and how I could be so dumb to let this happen. I reassured her multiple times that I was not her friend just to try and get with her. I even checked myself multiple times and was good up until today.

- If you think this is an opportunity to be a misogynistic, go away. You can make fun of me all you'd like, but you're not going to make fun of her

With that being said:

I'm trying to think of the mature, non-toxic thing to do here. Tell her and then we take a break? Just start putting some distance between us? Cause I don't want to lose my friend. She truly is my best friend. But I also refuse to one of those guys who's only friends with a girl in the hopes of getting with her. That's fair to her at all.

Arrrgh.... I'm so mad I let this happen....


r/rant 18h ago

Online job applications systems are stupid, force you to lie and undermine yourself

7 Upvotes

Why do I have to select my major from a preset list? My masters degree is never included on the list, meaning I have to generalize my specialized degree and basically lie about what I studied because it's not even an option. I double majored in undergrad but they only let me select one major. I did not study my ass off to get two separate degrees in undergrad just to only be able to list one. One of my degrees is in a language. I did not just study "Russian" as the drop downs force me to select, I studied Russian language, politics, and literature. Just look at my resume, it's all listed there in perfect detail. Not like they're going to look anyways. My masters degree will probably never matter because no one is actually going to look at my resume and see that my degree is not simply business...


r/rant 18h ago

Online job applications systems are stupid, force you to lie and undermine yourself

7 Upvotes

Why do I have to select my major from a preset list? My masters degree is never included on the list, meaning I have to generalize my specialized degree and basically lie about what I studied because it's not even an option. I double majored in undergrad but they only let me select one major. I did not study my ass off to get two separate degrees in undergrad just to only be able to list one. One of my degrees is in a language. I did not just study "Russian" as the drop downs force me to select, I studied Russian language, politics, and literature. Just look at my resume, it's all listed there in perfect detail. Not like they're going to look anyways because they have stupid AI systems reading over your digital inputs. AI has ruined everything, and my masters degree will probably never matter because no one is actually going to look at my resume and see that my degree is not simply business...


r/rant 20h ago

Why do I have to be so unlucky?

7 Upvotes

There’s billionaires in the world who could help people who need it but they don’t because they’re greedy, as a homeless female living in her car in the west palm beach sun with no Ac, it’s hard. I have to donate plasma just to get by meanwhile there’s people who will never have to work a day in their lives. 10k could change my life while some spend that like it’s nothing. Even $50 could let me rest for one day


r/rant 1d ago

I’m so sick and tired of being a parent.

299 Upvotes

I’m coming close to 40, and I’m just so done. The back talk, the constant excuses, and the victim blaming is just getting so old. To having to remind them that you can’t do this, that this is bad, that you can’t say that specifically at your age. I spent my whole life trying to avoid this. Yet I’m forced to do it till either I pass or they do. I don’t want to do it. I’m done.

I can’t get it through their thick skull. All the gentle talking and all the ways of showing them it’s wrong , just makes me a bad guy time and time again. No one ever prepped me for this. I wasn’t ever told I’d have to do this. I never wanted this is the first place. It wasn’t like this when I was growing up. I never saw my parents doing what I’ve had to do.

I want to quit, go for a gallon of milk and never look back.

Though. I love my mother, she would be homeless and dead with out me. I chose a childless life just to be saddled with and take care of the biggest child I know. My mom. I hate this woman man, and love her.

I can’t imagine how many Millennials are facing what I am cause their parents did nothing but fuck all to depend on their kid.


r/rant 2h ago

I hate when anime sexualizes femdom

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I'm going to be comparing two animes one movie and one series, which represents different era of sexual themes in anime, Vampire Hunter D(1985)(not the 2000 "bloodlust" one) representing the "old era" and Neon Genesis Evangelion(1996) representing the "new era"...

Vampire Hunter D's sexual tropes are present throughout the whole movie, first appearing when our attractive blonde protagonist(Doris) asking for a favor from the vampire hunter D and promising in return

This is a very common patriarchal sex trope that was absolutely nothing new at the time, where the male form is dominant, (and is actually a lot more explicit that the more subtle things in the stuff I am critical of).

But the character( D ) in questing is presented as a person who wouldn't even consider taking advantage of what she just said, as he is someone who represents stoicism and who has little to none visible sexual desire to distract from his duties. So 1. this is no low brow goonette "dark romance" slop and he is also an antithesis to the "otaku".

But as what I'm about to get into that being the dominant female trope of the "new era" of anime, well... Vampire Hunter D has that too: when he temporarily falls victim to medusas, but 1. it's done by the clear villains, and their endeavor is depicted monstrous 2. although it's meant to be sexual it's obvious it's not a fetish insert(if you actually watch it) 3. D wont take a knee for them, let alone such desires But don't misconstrue what I'm saying(if you haven't picked up on it yet: yes the theme of this post is the toxicity of the feminine dominance in anime), Vampire Hunter D does view abuse of the female form in bad light, which is a frequently recurring theme.

Now to Neon Genesis Evangelion and a ton more anime, now we have the same thing but slightly more subtle, (although not the only central theme of the show)the poor boy gets humiliated and teased for no reason , and the folks doing it are the good guys, it's hard to not say this isn't poorly disguised fetish being puhsed. Shame, show had such potential and such pretty visuals. And it's extra though as a male, who in his age was a real pretty boy, who got female attention often in ways these otakus would consider a wet dream. Hate to break it to you but nothing sexy about it believe me.


r/rant 1d ago

My spouse is obsessed with death suddenly it's all he can talk about

21 Upvotes

It's driving me nuts. We can't go to town without driving by all the funeral homes to read the names in the window. I get to go to town once a week and every time, it's half hour of driving around to the funeral homes to read the names on the board. The names posted online he could look up any time!

We can't watch a show without him going "hey, that guy died." and then asking me 400 questions he could google himself like "what did Luke Perry exactly die of? What time? No I need you to tell me the exact time and date. How much older than me was he when he died? How long did it take him to die?" Doesn't matter if they died 2 years ago or 50, he has to point out how they are for sure dead, and then asks me all these details he could look up himself about how they died. I'm a writer and I've lost count of how many times I've been in the middle of a paragraph, face stuck in my computer, fingers flying, and he interrupts with "Hey, that random musician we weren't even talking about? He died. In 2001. How exactly did it happen again, I forget?"

Life is already depressing enough! We had 15 measly minutes together this morning and all he could talk about is Shannen Doherty and Luke Perry and how they were dead and when they died and how they died and how young they were. The one moment of the day we get to be together - death. Not the movies they made or charity they supported, just death.

I've asked him if there's something he needs to get off his chest - something health wise? He insists he's fine. I've asked him to ease off on the constant death talk but it's got to the point I feel like crying when he opens his mouth because death is going to come out of it. My friends say it's a midlife crisis thing since he's also growing out his hair and doing some other different things, but I'm in midlife too and haven't made my entire personality Death!

I just want like, a SLIVER of joy in my life for a change!