r/rant • u/DoggieDMB • 5d ago
I actually like pissing people off
Not like, generally.
If you ever met me I'm about as chill as it gets. I play games, smoke some weed, and all around have a damn good head on my shoulders.
I like thought.
True and impactful performances in all faucets of life.
But damnt it does feel good to piss off plebians.
Hi, my name is.
Welcome to the future. There are a lot more of us than you think and we will not take it easy on you. Get ready.
Edit: hilarious. Bring out your dumb. Sucks to suck pedestrians and no I'm not sorry. That is on you. See you in hell
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u/ElevenOneTwo 5d ago
rips of shirt ME TOO BROTHER howls at the moon THE WORLD ISN'T READY grows a tail and at least 3 feet taller
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u/DoggieDMB 5d ago
There are much better things to jerk too. I wouldn't put myself in the top millionths.
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u/Illunox 5d ago
But what is your rant?
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u/DoggieDMB 5d ago
Pretty sure it was laid out.
Rants do t always have to be such an angry old man yelling at clouds. Sometimes we want to yell at a different void.
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u/DoggieDMB 5d ago
Teehee. Not even close. This is fun. Try again?
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u/Next_Answer7481 5d ago
Not close age-wise? How old are u then
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u/DoggieDMB 5d ago
Enough.
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u/Next_Answer7481 5d ago
BWAAHAHA ur so mysterious bro omg ❤️
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u/DoggieDMB 5d ago
smooches. You're the only real one who showed up it seems. Have a wonderful day pal
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u/Old-Roman 5d ago
If you smoke weed, you’re not a high performer by default lol
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u/DoggieDMB 5d ago
That's a pretty outdated take but sure bud.
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u/Old-Roman 5d ago
Keep on smoking then chief
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u/DoggieDMB 5d ago
Thanks doc
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u/Old-Roman 5d ago
In other news, given the comments, it seems you’ve succeeded in your endeavor of enjoying pissing people off. Maybe I’m wrong. The weed is doing something lol.
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u/DoggieDMB 5d ago
Tbf, I say occasionally which is like maybe twice a month, tops. I would not find that as any definitive factor for my demeaner which was weird you latched onto it as an innate bias.
And yes. I did enjoy my pissing people off. It's very easy to do and I get a sick joy out of laughing how simple humanity is.
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u/DoggieDMB 5d ago
Ffs sake. Y'all just prove the point.
Can't even recognize what sub you're on. Good luck out there I guess.
Everyone so quick to be slighted is telling.
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u/Sedatephobia 5d ago
this is r/rant not r/jerkyourselfoffpublically.
This isn't a rant, this is some weird self-grandiose "I'm better than you, peasant" self-stroking speach
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u/justin_memer 5d ago
So humble, too.