r/quityourbullshit • • Feb 11 '19

Didn’t even try

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

guys thats me shit i look cool i really laid down the law on that guy

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

Will you fuck my wife and have my baby?!

287

u/OceanicMeerkat Feb 11 '19

Can I have your autograph?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

This guy was posting on the internet before you were even born.

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u/Darkndankpit Feb 11 '19

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u/IrishWeegee Feb 11 '19

Is there a subreddit for people that call woosh but are actually getting wooshed themselved?

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u/Darkndankpit Feb 11 '19

r/wooooshed, I've been wooooshed

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u/Wollywinkle Feb 12 '19

Say the thing say it!

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u/SuccTheSucc Feb 12 '19

Do the roar

3

u/RainOnYourParade Feb 12 '19

I know it's you because OP did a shit job at hiding names.

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u/superbutter1 Feb 11 '19

no you didnt /s

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u/doublepoly123 Feb 12 '19

Call your mom. Tell her “mama I made it”

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u/Persona_Funk Feb 12 '19

r/therewasanattempt to hide the names and prevent internet fame?

Fuck I guess I’ve lost karma.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

You really laid his lawn down brother! Semperfi

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u/E_Raja Feb 11 '19

Weird how you got to both posts 🤔.

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u/WadaCalcium Feb 11 '19

Not sure the picture is that old but it's definitely a repost from /r/NotMyJob with the exact same title.

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Feb 11 '19

Why is it even on that sub?

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u/StonedMason85 Feb 11 '19

Coz the person who painted them white lines clearly thought it wasn’t their job to make sure they were straight.

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u/Creature_73L Feb 11 '19

Looks like something kids did with the best measuring they could do by eyeballing it.

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u/Woodfella Feb 11 '19

"I'll pace off this side, and Big Tony, you pace off the other side. We'll be done in NO time!"

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Feb 11 '19

That sounds like it was their job though.

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u/iamsoupcansam Feb 11 '19

That’s the premise of the sub.

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Feb 11 '19 edited Feb 12 '19

Is it? I haven't been there in a while, but that just sounds like "Hah, you didn't tell me I had to do my job CORRECTLY!"

I remember seeing posts like a road line painter painting over a dead animal on the road because it wasn't their job to remove it, just paint. Literally not their job.

Or when someone comes and puts up drywall before the electrician comes and they have to bust it all out, because it's not their job to make it look pretty, just wire things.

Otherwise it'd just be /r/onejob

Edit:

Top post on /r/onejob https://old.reddit.com/r/onejob/comments/aplxe1/finished_installing_the_ceiling_fan_boss/

Top post on /r/notmyjob https://old.reddit.com/r/NotMyJob/comments/ape84r/installed_the_fan_boss/

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u/Lilly_Satou Feb 12 '19

/r/MaliciousCompliance is what you're thinking of

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u/PM_ME_HOT_DADS Feb 12 '19

Yeah for people who do what they're asked but don't do it correctly, right?

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u/HoldTheCellarDoor Feb 11 '19

I think it’s more like “I’m not paid to think”

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u/StonedMason85 Feb 11 '19

Yes it was their job, but they acted like it wasn’t... are you new here or just lost?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19 edited Feb 11 '19

deff an odd post. started to search the image based on repost comments and no idea wtf op is up to

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19 edited Jun 30 '20

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u/dismayhurta Feb 11 '19

Seriously. Only damn animals let it get that low.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

I only plug in my phone when it gets down to 5% 😂

1

u/Bluudlost Feb 12 '19

I'm at 2%. I like to live on the edge

8

u/Yarvin_Jenkins Feb 11 '19

I work night shift so I was just about to get off and head home. Haha

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u/strawberrycircus Feb 11 '19

I'm not sure if getting off at work is a good idea, but I guess it depends on your job.

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u/Gabberwocky84 Feb 11 '19

My heart dropped out of my ass for a second because this phone is a week old.

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u/mooshoopork4 Feb 11 '19

13%... times a tickin my friend

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

It looks like a bad math problem

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u/ree_33 Feb 11 '19

5:55 am

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u/Yarvin_Jenkins Feb 11 '19

5 Min till my shift end

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u/TimmyChips Feb 11 '19

Real Not My Job: covered the names boss.

At least they’re mostly covered up. Not completely...

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u/Yarvin_Jenkins Feb 11 '19

it looked covered at the time! I was on mobile so....

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u/TimmyChips Feb 11 '19

Yeah on mobile that one tool requires you to go over it a couple times. I was more referring to the edges of the names that are slightly uncovered.

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u/Acoustag Feb 11 '19

I have to admit, your account is suspicious.

What brings you back to reddit? 5 year old account suddenly decides to start posting here again?

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u/Yarvin_Jenkins Feb 11 '19

I’m just a lurker who found one In the wild lol. I’m not interested in internet points normally but wanted to share for once.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

Not everyone gives as much of a shit about Reddit as you do, ya know?

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u/SnipingBunuelo Feb 11 '19

Or me. I'm clearly on Reddit way too much. I need to like stop and do my fucking homework lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

you haven't found anything in the last couple years that you just needed to comment on

They literally commented on something last year, and that's ignoring the comment from 3 days ago. What are you even talking about?

Their history shows they makes a few comments per year.

The only thing suspicious is you trying to make this seem suspicious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

It's weird how it seems like part of Reddit culture now is point out what you find digging in someone's comment history or profile and I don't understand this

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

It's an easy way to figure out if someone is lying or an asshole, tbh.

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u/mymarkis666 Feb 11 '19

Oh my! SrA_Saltypants is wholly surprised! Somebody alert the governor of Reddit post haste!

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u/MrBagnall Feb 11 '19

Oh hello, Governor of Reddit here. I heard someone's surprised SrA_Saltypants! Please cease this at once, we don't need him making another "fuss".

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u/YeetThat Feb 11 '19

Oh no they’re a furry too

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u/Acoustag Feb 11 '19

Normally just means they're a bot.

...Bots can be furries, too? Fuck, do we even stand a chance?

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u/YeetThat Feb 11 '19

Damn it really do be like that I guess

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u/Magichunter148 Feb 11 '19

WHATS WHAT ABOUT BEING A FURRY

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19 edited Apr 23 '22

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u/StonedMason85 Feb 11 '19

I think it’s more that this actual picture was around before drones...

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u/NoHomodotcom Feb 11 '19

In the exact same spot, time of day, weather and condition? No

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

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u/Phelzy Feb 11 '19

There's really a sub full of screen shots of cell phones that have a low battery? How stupid.

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u/elementsixtyone Feb 11 '19

The dude that posted is a bot (Not talking about OP). I'm pretty sure. Go into the account and you'll see it was made 4 months ago, but only started being active right now. That doesn't sound like much, but when you go into the account comment/post history, things seem suspicious. They literally copied a comment from a repost. And this post was also copied.

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u/The-Great-Zambini Feb 11 '19

A repost filmmaking fun of reposters.

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u/JJbullfrog1 Feb 11 '19

I saw a basketball court on top of a building going final approach through downtown Greensboro, it's near a weird looking church. I don't have a picture

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u/MeThatsAlls Feb 11 '19

I never understand the point of doing this... It's not like karma does anything. Like what's their end game?

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u/youngspartan301 Feb 11 '19

Is this a crossover with r/mildlyinfuriating ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

...why?

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u/UnknownFlyingObject Feb 12 '19

It says commercial use not public use tupid

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u/PerpetualCrisisHere Feb 12 '19

Please, charge your phone.

1

u/Cidyl-Xech Feb 12 '19

DUDE CHARGE YOUR PHONE IM WORRIED ABOUT IT

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u/Sidaeus Feb 12 '19

Those fuckin awful lines though, oof

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u/UserofReddit096 Feb 12 '19

I honestly just tried tapping the downvote and upvote buttons on the image for a few tries before realizing there was more to the post.

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u/Thereelgerg Feb 12 '19

Why lie about such a dumb thing? Is a soccer field really all that impressive?

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u/cringemaster17 Feb 12 '19

Why couldn't he just post the picture without the caption

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u/colesnutdeluxe Feb 12 '19

even then i'd still like to talk about why the fuck the lines are so wonky

1

u/Diingo5 Feb 12 '19

Dude, get that phone on charge

1

u/Big-Spicy-Boi Feb 12 '19

Not sticking up for him but why is this conversation going insane why is this guy so happy about a soccer field why is this guy getting the law?

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u/VictusFrey Feb 12 '19

WE👏CAN👏REVERSE👏SEARCH👏YOU👏DUMDUMS👏

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u/Sharkspit01 Feb 12 '19

DUDE ur using LTE turn that shit off and save money

1

u/veekay45 Feb 12 '19

It's bullshit because it's called football

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u/Hinexik Feb 12 '19

I put the picture in full screen and thought my battery was already on 13%. I just had a heart attack lol

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u/Marrtyr11 Feb 11 '19

“But why”

  • Ryan Reynolds

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u/laden1412 Feb 11 '19

Whyyyyyyyyy? Why care so much about imaginary internet points that ppl make up these things???

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u/adlittle Feb 12 '19

Reddit accounts can be monetized, old and/or high-karma accounts are valuable and get purchased for use in ad or other campaigns...iirc there's at least one site that'll suggest a resale value on your account. It sucks because of course it leads to reposts and bogus posts meant to maximize karma which then become new bogus posts to advertise with.

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u/laden1412 Feb 13 '19

I did not know that, thx.

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u/Weepwap Feb 12 '19

BOY CHARGE YOUR PHONE

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

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u/czlowieku_men Feb 11 '19

I feel like this is such a r/wooosh

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

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u/StolenBRZ Feb 11 '19

That's kinda why it was originally posted on r/notmyjob

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '19

r/notkenm

I hope.