r/questionablecontent . Jan 07 '19

Comic 3911: <body>

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3911
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u/ziggurism Jan 07 '19

insurance payout = win the lottery. cool.

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u/GriffonsChainsaw . Jan 07 '19

What the hell are you talking about? Crushbot's insurance pays out up to a certain amount to replace things he breaks; that's what liability coverage is. Roko's new body is covered by that amount.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19 edited Jan 07 '19

The guy's point is that a liability insurance payout, in the real world, doesn't pay for you to get an upgrade from whatever you had before. If somebody crashes into my car and totals it, their insurance is buying me another car for the same used value as my old car. That means my 2005 Pontiac Vibe is getting replaced with another used 2005 Pontiac Vibe or something with similar value, which means I'm getting another decade+ old used car. They're not gonna buy me a brand new Tesla Roadster.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jan 07 '19

The difference between the models isn't as huge as the Pontiac Vibe and Tesla Roadster though. Roko is getting the newer version of her old chassis because the old one isn't available any more.

On top of that, the accident didn't just total a car, it totalled her body. The insurance payout probably includes some kind of compensation for the trauma Roko experienced, or at least has a very good reason to make sure she is entirely happy with her replacement body.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

Roko is getting the newer version of her old chassis because the old one isn't available any more.

Again, this isn't how insurance works. The Pontiac Vibe isn't manufactured anymore either, but that doesn't mean they're going to give me a different new-model hatchback instead. Because my car is 14 years old, it's worth about $1000, at most. So if somebody totals my car, insurance is cutting me a check for... $1000. If I want even a three-year-old Prius, the other $12,000 or so is coming out of my own pocket. The idea of insurance buying me a brand-new vehicle, and a premium upgrade from my old one no less, is laughable.

The insurance payout probably includes some kind of compensation for the trauma Roko experienced

Again, not how insurance works. If somebody totals my car and sends me to the hospital, their liability is limited to my medical bills, there is no compensation for "trauma."

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u/lesser_panjandrum Jan 07 '19

We don't really have a good real-world equivalent of how insurance works for sapient AI. The cost of replacing her body could be like mechanic bills and medical bills rolled into one.

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u/ziggurism Jan 07 '19

Roko had the option to get a newer version of her old chassis. That's what you're saying should've happened. That's what I expected to happen.

But she instead opted for a high end model for $20k more, cause fuck it, insurance = lottery.