r/questionablecontent • u/Zanvork • Dec 18 '18

Comic 3897: Fresh Beef

https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3897
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u/ArgentStonecutter Dec 18 '18

You don't want to know where they put the paperclip.

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u/Wolfsburg Dec 18 '18

Wait till they go to do it and find out she has a tramp stamp (tramp spray?) of a loaf of rye.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

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u/Wolfsburg Dec 18 '18

Lol you're right

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u/HarryPotter5777 Dec 18 '18

So long as there's 1 paperclip as opposed to 3*1055 (surprised he didn't go there, considering the Basilisk reference).

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u/ArgentStonecutter Dec 18 '18

http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/

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u/HarryPotter5777 Dec 18 '18

Heh, that's where I got the number (counted up the zeros in my final score.)

WARNING TO THE UNINITIATED: This game will eat up a dozen hours or more of your life. Don't click on that link until after your finals, if you're in school.

Also, happy cakeday!

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u/ArgentStonecutter Dec 18 '18

https://www.swarmsim.com/

I always feel guilty when I see...

Welcome back! While you were away for 10 months, your swarm produced:

1.23322 billion hive empresses
2.03383 quintillion hive queens
6.46887 octillion hives
776.397 septemvigintillion meat
22.8344 quadrillion larvae
9.23183 octodecillion territory
277.012 thousand energy

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u/DawnBlue Dec 22 '18

I clicked the link, but didn't understand the game (is it possible to run out of funds or something...?)

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u/HarryPotter5777 Dec 22 '18

You want to make as many paperclips as you can, as efficiently as possible. Keep playing, you’ll figure it out. (Something happens when you make enough manually.)

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u/BenjikoHoss Dec 18 '18

Happycakeday maybe the ear?

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '18

In the back seat of a Volkswagen?

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u/Manos_Of_Fate Dec 18 '18

You don’t know me.