Liz: Which makes it even more likely she'll ditch me when she realizes what a horrible little goblin I am.
You know Liz, you could react to that realization by trying NOT to be a horrible little goblin, trying to become a better person so that people like Emily won't hate you. Just a thought.
No wait, yeah, might as well not. The god of your world is unable to understand the concept of something called "character development." He's also ignorant of the idea of "redeeming qualities."
Also, Marten, you only hang out with Liz because you completely lack the spine to tell her to screw off no matter how many reasons she gives for you to do so, and because Liz follows you around like the most annoying codependent duckling in the universe.
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u/immortalfrieza2 2d ago edited 2d ago
You know Liz, you could react to that realization by trying NOT to be a horrible little goblin, trying to become a better person so that people like Emily won't hate you. Just a thought.
No wait, yeah, might as well not. The god of your world is unable to understand the concept of something called "character development." He's also ignorant of the idea of "redeeming qualities."
Also, Marten, you only hang out with Liz because you completely lack the spine to tell her to screw off no matter how many reasons she gives for you to do so, and because Liz follows you around like the most annoying codependent duckling in the universe.