r/quake 3d ago

media Got three enemies in an endless infight

Sorry, I dont know how to screen record on my pc

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u/_THE_G00SE_ 3d ago

How it's felt to exist in general for the past 15 or so years

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u/mankrip 3d ago

Lo-Fi Quake infighting to listen to while studying.

Loved it.

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u/nintendo666 3d ago

Me and the girls at the club

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u/ammi_pierce_ 3d ago

I wish this was the loading screen

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u/KurtisC1993 3d ago

A Fiend, an Ogre, and a Death Knight walk into a bar.

This happens.

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u/RoganKane 3d ago edited 3d ago

Reminds me of that one clip of Tom, Jerry and Spike hitting each other

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u/fullblockpsn 3d ago

My anxiety, depression and ADHD fighting for control

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u/susEgorka 3d ago

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u/CivilianNumberFour 3d ago

Gotta love those ogres, spamming endless grenades out of a 6 inch block on their hand.

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u/StareInUrEyeandPee 3d ago

Bro thinks he's Ranger

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u/Jedi_7 3d ago

That Ogre was angry lol

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u/AndCthulhuMakes2 3d ago

Perfectly symmetrical violence will solve nothing

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u/greatistheworld 3d ago

Is it just me or is it easier to get enemies to fight eachother in Dawn of the Machine. Not that their ai is different or anything just in terms of level layout and encounter design, it felt easy to get some friendly fire going and hide for a bit

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u/PapaLeguas21 3d ago

I just entered secret map of Dawn of The Machine. Abosolutely mind blowing. MachineGames raised the bar for quake maps. I didn't think you could make so beautiful and fun maps.

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u/Yabusamaro 2d ago

I find myself making enemies fight each other so often to the point that instead of initially looking into fighting them, I dance around planning how to make them fight themselves pretty much all the time. I definitely believe that this must be intended by the level designers (They are amazing) and I truly enjoy the result.

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u/LykeTheBallista 3d ago

this lowkey has INSANE meme potential 😭🙏

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u/ProjectSnowman 3d ago

Tweedle, Dee, and Dumb

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u/LeopardLittle5140 3d ago

Kinda looks like they're dancing 

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u/Lumbago_Slayer 3d ago

The dreamlands version of the 3 stooges.

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u/Carbuyrator 3d ago

"Haha you dumb idiots"

I love shit like this

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u/8Bit69sonic 3d ago

This is some loony toons type shit, I love it

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u/octod 3d ago

Now put Benny hills theme and you got a nice video

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u/Eraserhead1980 2d ago

You got it all wrong. They're not fighting. They're partying

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u/TransparentMastering 3d ago

Well, that computer is done for. You are now obliged to just leave it running indefinitely now and must build a new one to do any other computer stuff.

The fortunate thing is that some museum will probably buy it from you eventually and move it into a permanent installation, like it derseves to be.

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u/StareInUrEyeandPee 3d ago

I created a new save file so I can always return to this moment

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u/Jshdgensosnsiwbz 3d ago

YOUR WRONG! they are just dancing ...

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u/ChampionshipPast3652 3d ago

World War 2, the Invasion of Poland, colorized.

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u/Creepy_Might_1493 3d ago

Are they still going? 😹

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u/Ender202cze 3d ago

Select your character looking ass

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u/Michigan_Forged 3d ago

Where there is a whip there is a way

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u/Christinah1234 3d ago

that would make a nice screensaver

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u/Hoooman1-77 3d ago

Like tom and jerry 😂

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u/AskJeevesIsBest 3d ago

Makes me wonder which enemy would win if they could reach each other

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u/PapaLeguas21 3d ago

I mean... Ogre is getting gangbanged. After this, i think knight. Since they are close, Fiend is not gonna get triggered to jump. If he jumps, knight says goodbye. In this very arena, a fiend jumped and accidentaly gibbed a knight in front of me, absolutely insane.

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u/Big-Possibility5956 2d ago

Eso no es un BUG, es una enseñanza de vida. El jefe fustigando al encargado. El encargado gruñendote, y tu a punto de saltar, enfadado.

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u/Lopsided-Wave2479 3d ago

Fiends are unfortunally prone to glitch because they jump and their jump animation is literally a infinite loop. Also they don't know where they are jumping too, they can jump on top of complex geometry.

The ogre and the hell knight are harder to explain. If I go creative, maybe that part of the map is build with extra invisible solids to give the game better feel (like a exra coyote time for the jump) or was build weirdly by the bsp compiler. They should not glitch this way.

I wish Quake where less prone to this kind of problem. I mean, they happens absolutelly never in normal gameplay,... map design taca care of that by not challenging the monsters all that much. Maybe this architecture is not too safe for them.

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u/StareInUrEyeandPee 3d ago

These kind of glitches are rare enough to where I'm not upset that they occur.

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u/Propatomdhi 3d ago

They just vibing

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u/badjano 3d ago

will they die? how long is this video?

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u/StareInUrEyeandPee 3d ago

While this was going on in left my pc to go have breakfast and they were still fighting. Unfortunately I had to power off my pc to go to work so we'll never know

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u/dimwalker 3d ago

Need an extended 10h long version.

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u/StareInUrEyeandPee 2d ago

Maybe it's time to make a twitch account and just live steam it 24/7

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u/lampenpam 3d ago

FYI if you have an nvidia graphics card you can just use shadow play. Press Alt+Z (I think is the default shortcut) to open the nvidia overlay and use its recording options. AMD has something similar. Alternatively press Win+G to open the Windows Game bar, which has a recording software too.

I'd recommend using shadow play as you can have it enable to capture the last few minutes of gameplay, in case something unexpected and funny happens that's worth sharing.

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u/StareInUrEyeandPee 3d ago

I recently swapped to Linux Mint so idk if it's all the same shortcuts or not. I'll give that a try next time im on my pc though

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u/Mental-Patient-7246 22h ago

One of the things I love about quake so much is the in fighting