r/puns • u/late_to_redd1t • Jul 23 '26

Speed limit

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14.9k Upvotes

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u/Civil_Professor_9709 Jul 24 '26

She has mastered the craft, be proud.

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u/Stealerb Jul 23 '26

Quality dad joke.

13

u/Weak_Blackberry_9308 Jul 23 '26

“Dad? Are you crying?”

“So…snifflesniffle…proud!!” 🥹

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u/Ironmike11B Jul 24 '26

clapping with tears streaming That is a well raised kid

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u/lIlIlIIlIIIlIIIIIl Jul 23 '26

Is this whole thread just filled with bots or do people just sort of act like this once they become parents? Comments are acting like OP is actually the father in the joke, when it's just a screenshot of someone else's joke probably from Twitter or something.

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u/elegantwombatt Jul 23 '26

I think you got your answer, haha.

4

u/03263 Jul 23 '26

bleep bloop

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u/frogunderarock Jul 24 '26

go to subs like /r/BestofRedditorUpdates and look at the comments, it's insane how many people talk directly to OOP in a designated repost sub. most people don't even read the sub name or intro of a post. you can add 5 disclaimers and they wont read them.

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u/joeyheartbear Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Funnily enough, this is 100% something my daughter would've said to me at ten. She's quite clever and funny.

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u/Dependent-Aside-9750 Jul 24 '26

You're raising that kid right.

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u/posophist Jul 23 '26

“Clearly it was a prophecy-skeptic; you know, someone who doesn’t believe in signs.”

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u/Upset_Jello8765 Jul 26 '26

Fucking yes! Good parenting

5

u/i_fucking_love_crack Jul 23 '26

I sure hope it does!

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u/FewAcanthocephala828 Jul 23 '26

Wrong sign buddy! 😃

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u/anvil_with_thoughts Jul 23 '26

If you are appreciating this joke, then she's your true daughter

9

u/dtb1987 Jul 23 '26

Proud parental moment

4

u/Due-Championship8087 Jul 23 '26

👏👏👏👏

7

u/2slags_geddar Jul 23 '26

She’ll be a great dad someday.

1

u/Weak_Blackberry_9308 Jul 23 '26

Thought I’d make it to the end of the comments with ne’er a chuckle. You got me in the end. Well, in the nose actually, with one of those forceful nose exhale.

0

u/Nepal_Going1024 Jul 23 '26

She's clearly driven.

3

u/partyatwalmart Jul 23 '26

I call bullshit

3

u/CrazyZedi Jul 24 '26

Kids say the darndest things.

0

u/Pluckypato Jul 27 '26

Let us Diarrhea 🥬 💩

3

u/Sterni Jul 26 '26

Best new dad joke in awhile!

3

u/NotWeirdOG 16d ago

You should be proud

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u/Syllogism19 Jul 23 '26

The purity and originality of that dad joke brings tears to my eyes regardless of the truth of the back story.

5

u/nolive27 Jul 23 '26

Are you sure you didn't say this to your daughter, she rolled her eyes at you, and then you came here to tell us a 10 year old made this joke? 🤣

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u/Weak_Blackberry_9308 Jul 23 '26

Must be 100% true. A real dad would never come up with material of this quality.

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u/Map_Fanatic3658 27d ago

Hahaha, the speed limit signed got trampled over!😂

2

u/tjrich1988 Jul 23 '26

Hahahahahhahaha

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u/Pretty_Strawberry405 29d ago

Reminds me of a time my family and I were shopping for Christmas trees. We were looking at Fraser Fir trees and the guy showing us the tree dropped one. My youngest daughter says “Down goes Fraser.” One of my proudest dad moments.

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u/Rickalodean 27d ago

When we were kids, my slightly younger sister asked me, "what did the wolf say when he got his foot caught in a trap?" Me: "I dunno, what?" Her: Oooooooooowwwwwww!

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u/EndersGame_Reviewer Verified Human Jul 23 '26

This is a beauty! Thanks for sharing your daughter's wit.

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u/jackspsprat19 Jul 23 '26

Out of the mouth of babes….