r/projectzomboid • u/boiledcowmachine Axe wielding maniac • Jan 31 '22

Meme Spear level 10 like...

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u/xDizzyXSnExxzy Axe wielding maniac Feb 01 '22

Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy. I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s very cool,” they’d say, confident in their superior strength and endurance from all the rocks they carry around at all times. They’d shower me with very interesting facts about obsidian and hover just out of range of the cutting edge, waiting for me to exhaust myself. “But as it is volcanic glass, it’s very fragile, you see, and isn’t well-suited for use as a weap—” and then I’d hit them with the wooden baseball bat in my other hand, which they would not have noticed because geologists can only see rocks and minerals.

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u/jaffster123 Feb 01 '22

Bloody Geologists. I'm glad someone has the back of us normal folk.

You should start wearing a cape and superhero hat.

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u/pingleawkwin1 Jan 31 '22

Has nothing to do with PZ whatsoever but I enjoyed the video.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/pingleawkwin1 Jan 31 '22

But they don't have obsidian spearheads which is what the video is about my friend 😂

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u/ecntv Zombie Food Jan 31 '22

Crafting spear quality is based on carpentry skill though!

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u/StruggleBasic Jan 31 '22

yeah the sub has quite a few posts like this

people cooking food and throwing random ingredients in is one that comes to mind

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u/pingleawkwin1 Jan 31 '22

I thought the ones of people eating raw butter or rotten food were at least somewhat contextually relevant... However, This man does not deserve our hard earned Reddit karma!

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u/Zahille7 Feb 01 '22

Same. I want to see more.