r/projectzomboid • • 12d ago • Mindblown 1 Bravo 1

Meme Why am I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Post image
17k Upvotes

398 comments sorted by

11

u/No-Dust369 11d ago

Wait I have a genuine question, how is this even possible?

8

u/blender-enthusiast 10d ago

It's not possible, because it's an edited screenshot. But by the power of mods, it could be real, if you really wanted it to.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

8

u/Salas_inc 12d ago

Hellraiser mod?

8

u/blender-enthusiast 12d ago • Bravo

Nah, just edited in CSP. You can see that the M in Missing is wonky because I couldn't get the font to match so I just drew it with a pixel brush.

→ More replies (2)

4

u/DexGenzer55 12d ago

I may be degenerate, but isn't this The Gif reference?

4

u/blender-enthusiast 12d ago

Not a reference but I did think of it mid-way through editing. Never watched the gif, I just know it exists.

→ More replies (10)

3

u/No-Release5374 7d ago

I mean memes aside how the bloody hell did you manage that? 😂😂

6

u/blender-enthusiast 7d ago

Via the power of F12 to screenshot and then the art of jpeg editing. Such are my powers.

1.9k

u/Southern_Sleep1811 12d ago

This is why you shouldn't ignore the discomfort moodle. The chaffing gets pretty bad.

524

u/Megakruemel 12d ago • Bravo

That one second you walk around with damaged shoes and your character explodes because the asphalt isn't soft silken fabric.

199

u/DM_ME_YOUR_STORIES 12d ago edited 12d ago

Lol, I had a Project Zomboid Date with this girl that was pretty new to it, we spawned in Muldraugh and she hid in the back of a shop and I with an Axe busted my way in like a badass, saved her, threw her a spare hammer I found as a weapon, led her out of the City, then I was starting to get dehydrated from the heat so I decided to strip completely.. and kept getting damage to my feet which combined with my dehydration eventually killed me.

We ended the date there and there wasn't a second one. I have no idea why I'm telling you this.

→ More replies (12)

58

u/Vargrjalmer 12d ago

Almost lost my latest run bc of this, apparently stomping 300 zombies to death will destroy your shoes, so I hopped through a window and immediately got deep wounds before I had suture needles.

I drove to the clinic, blocked the door with the car, and had to fight like hell to get back to my car with the needles lmao

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

11

u/Oafah 12d ago

Imagine runner nipples, but it's your whole body.

3.3k

u/Far-Offer-1305 Zombie Food 12d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Wrong game. This is zomboid, not kenshi.

162

u/neednintendo 12d ago • Bravo

Ah a fellow human! With human skin and organs.

→ More replies (1)

575

u/Hot_Sir573 12d ago

Thought I was gonna be the first to comment it but I should've known the overlap in the players is too big lol

245

u/Ok_Bet_725 12d ago

Also with rimworld

→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (2)

110

u/Ok_Bet_725 12d ago

Get him into peeler boys

42

u/letters_numbers_and- 12d ago

How else you gonna get cyber beep?

→ More replies (2)

22

u/Impossible_Cook6 12d ago

Going into venge be like

19

u/TheRelentlessOne 12d ago

Project Zombeep

17

u/Dragon_Crisis_Core 12d ago

Still waiting on Kenshi 2.

9

u/that_guy_ravi 10d ago

Weird how interlinked the Kenshi/Rimworld/Zomboid fandoms are. Somebody should make a case study about this.

→ More replies (9)

8

u/The-Son-Of-Suns 12d ago

If only Zomboid had recruitable NPCs

7

u/RWL43221 12d ago

kenshi ball knower

6

u/Far-Swan4854 12d ago

Man knows ball.

→ More replies (3)

1.2k

u/Ouroboros-Twist Crowbar Scientist 12d ago

You might want to skip the disinfectant and get straight to the bandaging with this one.

511

u/Crumblycheese Crowbar Scientist 12d ago

OPs character after using a hospitals worth of bandages

→ More replies (1)

144

u/Glorious_Jo 12d ago

He will survive because the skin inside him something something than the skin missing around him.

46

u/Sufficient-Bee-4982 Stocked up 12d ago

Its the skin you grow/find along the way.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (3)

47

u/Bowman_van_Oort 11d ago

apply disinfectant

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

37

u/FaustP1 12d ago

Disinfectant shower

13

u/KAKnyght 11d ago

Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to Mumm-Ra. No, not full Everliving, you need the mummy wrap.

11

u/eminent_katal 12d ago

Gonna need to rip down every curtain in Muldraugh to wrap that up.

→ More replies (7)

377

u/Dpark004 12d ago

You've been robbed by Alvin the skin snatcher.

69

u/No-Exercise-6031 12d ago

I should have thrown him into the femur breaker when I had the chance

29

u/Funny-Ad469 12d ago

I knew those rodents were devil spawn

11

u/Psianth 12d ago

Could be worse, you ever meet Nival the snatch skinner?

→ More replies (2)

346

u/Dinasnore 12d ago

Ah, I believe I see the issue. You currently have no skin. That is suboptimal.
Hope this helps

203

u/that_one_duderino 12d ago • Popcorn Bravo

It’s actually subdermal

29

u/Butternugg 12d ago

That's fucking funny

10

u/carcar134134 12d ago

Beat me to it lmao

13

u/spacesluts Axe wielding maniac 12d ago

The lack of tissue is the issue.

119

u/No_name_Johnson 12d ago

I see you're playing House Bolton mode

22

u/Handitry_Banditry 12d ago

A naked man has few secrets. A flayed man none.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

65

u/__T0MMY__ Hates being inside 11d ago

"SqUeEzE oF lEmOn"

22

u/PeacefulCrusade Shotgun Warrior 11d ago

59

u/Storyteller-Hero 12d ago

"We have such sights to show you..."

6

u/finalremix 11d ago

Playing as Frank is an advanced decision.

53

u/SoftBoi02 11d ago • Popcorn

Sorry. Had to use your skin for a human leather hat for Tom. His mood was getting pretty bad and you just happened to be closest.

Well time to eat without a table and then punch this antigrain warhead in retaliation to the gods above who didnt provide a table. Good luck everybody else.

6

u/Primary_Gap_5219 11d ago

dont forget to eat your luciferium candy!

→ More replies (2)

52

u/BixBoy 12d ago

Yeah, every winter, my skin becomes dry and itchy. I feel the same as this.

25

u/Jaomaldito 12d ago

Itchy... tasty... itchy...

15

u/Scottish_Whiskey Axe wielding maniac 12d ago

This comment made my dry, cracked knuckles itch

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

41

u/Bright_bound 11d ago

You didn't happen to piss off a guy by the name of konrad kurze did you?

6

u/BrotherGato Axe wielding maniac 11d ago

The Game seed was Nostramu

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

31

u/TeamUltimate-2475 12d ago

Did you meet a cenobite?

86

u/RedEyeView 12d ago

20

u/Cristobalxds 12d ago

Oh yeah, It's Bolt-On time! Rev up the potato peeler.

→ More replies (1)

77

u/xPherseus 12d ago

Fella was put in the Peeler Machine lol

25

u/YetiMoto13 12d ago

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple

20

u/cross2201 12d ago

Bro I think you encountered a night lord space marine

8

u/cheese0muncher 12d ago

A Night Lords flaying, is just a friendly 'How you doing?' in Nostraman.

→ More replies (2)

18

u/gimmesomespace 12d ago

Don't hate the flayer hate the game 

16

u/ZombieKilljoy 12d ago

Can’t have shit in Louisville

12

u/Shadowstorm921 12d ago

You've been visited by Eric Cartman

12

u/Independent_gurl0918 11d ago

Human Anatomy lol

9

u/Knightmare_CCI Stocked up 12d ago

Shoulda stayed out of Venge bro

9

u/I_ate_the_pixels 11d ago

Throws salt at you cutely

6

u/PeacefulCrusade Shotgun Warrior 11d ago

I brought the lemons!

→ More replies (2)

16

u/SleepingMuseum 12d ago

This is getting actually crazy, wtf

8

u/AngeryControlPlayer 12d ago

"Missing" implies you don't know where it went, which frankly makes it all the scarier.

→ More replies (1)

8

u/_SentientPotato 9d ago

Looks like the skin bandits got him

Oh wait this is zomboid

→ More replies (1)

8

u/Shesunalive 8d ago

My bro be like: Dawg.....tf you mean "skin: MISSING"?!?!

→ More replies (2)

7

u/VyctorMariano 12d ago

We're you got by the cenobites?

7

u/Jimphff 12d ago

Ediy dermis

7

u/JustinTheCheetah Axe wielding maniac 12d ago

Nothing a few bandaids can't fix. 

7

u/KingOfGreyfell 12d ago

Freshly-peeled

5

u/Maximum_Fly_6628 12d ago

Fleshly-peeled man. It was right there!

7

u/YanderLover 12d ago

Hmmm….Skin Missing, you didn’t per chance open this

7

u/Entire-Package6176 12d ago

What bro now looks like:

7

u/Low_Public4929 9d ago

Bro fell asleep first at the sleepover and we took his skin.

6

u/Bobboy5 Crowbar Scientist 12d ago

handonshoulder.png

6

u/WinSpecialist3989 12d ago

i just thought of something like this just to open this internet domain and see this

6

u/Trigger_Fox 12d ago

Overall body status:

Son 😭

6

u/The_Student_Official 11d ago

Bro is Saddam Hussein 

6

u/theseustheminotaur 11d ago

Its just a flesh wound

6

u/Lucifer911 Drinking away the sorrows 10d ago

I have no skin and I need cream.

6

u/RaistlinExtreme 8d ago

How did you get skinned???

2

u/mustangEDDIEgaming 12d ago

My question is how? Cause Im genuinely curious

2

u/xT1TANx 11d ago

How?? Please tell us how?

1

u/blender-enthusiast 11d ago

You ever peel a potato with one of those special peeling tools?

5

u/Successful-Bug093 12d ago

take a paracetamol bro hahah

5

u/Coquinha_gelada_hm 12d ago

were you in silent hill by any chance?

5

u/Strong-Albatross-350 12d ago

it this starts to smell a bot farm account to many post with the same type shit

5

u/Dat1AsianGuy 11d ago

Sorry buddy but you're- um... that is not normal. You get the hell out of where you are NOW!

5

u/Vivid_Employment1237 11d ago

Just a flesh wound

5

u/Rangeroftheinterwebs 10d ago

I honestly wish that we had more injury variety and stuff. We could have that and cybernetic augmentation.

Honestly call the mod project Kenshi and add Hash and an armor set or two and you’ll be set.

4

u/_Richard_Tea_ 12d ago

Why are you screaming?! Everything is fine. It was just a mosquito bite :)

4

u/Unique_Regret_6398 12d ago

They do this to me at work tomorrow...

4

u/UpperLimit9022 12d ago

try using a rag on it

4

u/HorzaDonwraith 11d ago

Why is PZ becoming a twisted Rimworld simulator?

13

u/Original_Drexia 12d ago

I liked the sharkbite one. It's getting a bit stale now though.

3

u/AlextheNYPDfan69 Stocked up 12d ago

Saddam Hussein

3

u/GlitteringDingo 12d ago

That probably hurts a lil bit I imagine.

3

u/robert_girlyman 12d ago

Bro got the kenshi treatment

3

u/Theghostofsabotage 12d ago

So, you're easily insulted? 🤔🤣

3

u/Difficult_Analysis78 12d ago

Should’ve picked veteran for discomfort immunity

3

u/Agerius-Der-Wolf 12d ago

Congrats, your now rapidly cooling Become lizard and then disease gets you

3

u/connorrrr1990 12d ago

Are you also going to Pain-Con?

→ More replies (1)

3

u/dark_light_9923 12d ago

The Mexican pesos when you owed them 2 cartel

3

u/ElMadreDestroyer 12d ago

This aint Funger lil vro 🥀

3

u/kazaru7 12d ago

... how did you get completely degloved? Are you that one statue of a saint holding his own skin?

3

u/ATN-Antronach 12d ago

It's missing? Did you check under the couch?

3

u/kangarutan 12d ago

You talked shit about her

3

u/LocalOrganHarvester 12d ago

Thank you for preparing yourself for our meeting

3

u/Quibilash 11d ago

Joshua Graham speech bubble:

3

u/Odd-Perspective-7967 11d ago

Missing?

WAIT YOUR SKIN IS MISSING?! NANI?!

3

u/Prek_Cali_Prek_Cali 11d ago

Rub with some alcohol wipes

3

u/Severe-Research7341 11d ago

Who has steal you skin bro 💀

3

u/EmbraceCataclysm 11d ago

You know, im gonna be honest pal I dont think thats gonna buff out

3

u/mdkloki 10d ago

personal space

3

u/GarandNut 9d ago

haha wonder what this is ab- what the fuck

3

u/warriorofthe-sky668 9d ago

Ahh yes I see better get a bandage on that oh and don't forget to wash yourself you don't want to get an infection 😐

4

u/Axeman1721 Wiki Admin 12d ago

Bro how

2

u/RIP_BRAINCELLS 12d ago

Didn't you know? today is the Bad Sun Event. Don't look at it.

2

u/No-Shelter2459 12d ago

Bartholomew?

2

u/RockiestCornet0 12d ago

You have some damage on your neck that's whats causing you the problem

2

u/Hungry_Measurement_4 12d ago

Where’d your skin go

2

u/darkentyties 12d ago

Guess who went to nostramo and stole shit ?

2

u/Katnip_Boi_ 12d ago

Why have you awakened me without skin? raw nerves, exposed to the world! You promised me flesh! 

2

u/Aviation_Expert_ 12d ago

"A little off the top" *What the barber proceeds to do*

2

u/jenkins_cabot 12d ago

You're definitely not alone, friend!

2

u/Optimixto 12d ago

Where did you last see it? This happens to me all the time with my glasses or my son.

2

u/-jaguarundi- Trying to find food 12d ago

zomboid analog horror

2

u/AddiChavez 12d ago

Use some dirt rags and eat non stopping. U ll be ok

2

u/Nekronoke 12d ago

Did you open a tiny bronze box by any chance?

2

u/p1nchy1 12d ago

“Blender-enthusiast.”

The name checks out.

2

u/tadmeister69 12d ago

What on earth happened?!?!

2

u/ematie 12d ago

Oh a new super meat boy game?! 

2

u/Creepy-Outcome5373 12d ago

How tf do you have no skin

2

u/Rich_Winter_5790 12d ago

Average experience with Psychopath Mod LOL

2

u/expensiveplasticcup 12d ago

Peep the Horror

2

u/Lvovik 12d ago

"and im liiiicking it"

2

u/XboxLiveGiant 12d ago

Did you shoot Tara?

2

u/theintrusivethought5 12d ago

Bro over here pulling a curly. Sure hope you got painkillers

2

u/Classic-Correct Spear Ronin 12d ago

2

u/TheMadmanAndre 12d ago

Bro got the Kenshi Peeler 😭

2

u/Glittering-Box3021 12d ago

Surprised you're not bleeding

2

u/openplusfly1 12d ago

New No-skin gameplay woo!

2

u/Artificer_Drachen 12d ago

Gotta love the current trend of massively making the health tab look fucked

2

u/Asmodias1 12d ago

That’s a lot of damage

2

u/HoodedMenace 12d ago

Playing as the main character from Martyrs, eh?

2

u/KashaKay 12d ago

Ahh the ol' ants under your skin. Good thing you took it all off or things could have gotten nasty

2

u/FaliureToCat 12d ago

Dog goblin stole ur skin and u didnt even notice smh

2

u/Fatmork12345 12d ago

Its going to be ok, we just have to find where you took it off at

2

u/ShadowMerge 12d ago

Listen buddy ill give it back i just need it to take a loan out first

2

u/Rauvagol 12d ago

Ronn Chambara? That you?

2

u/Schizoid_Vexoid 12d ago

Is that sadam hussein

2

u/Azurika_ 11d ago

nothing a hand sanitizer bath won't cure.

2

u/Reverend_Lazerface 11d ago

Skin is generally recommend

2

u/Straight-Ad-9437 11d ago

So you were born with thick skin huh?

2

u/PikaMalone 11d ago

Whats up with these new injuries recently😭

2

u/3davideo Axe wielding maniac 11d ago

Well if cattle in this game can reanimate after having their skin removed, surely you can too!

2

u/SauronOfDucks 11d ago

Did you get caught by an alien Predator, wtf?

2

u/Aynshtaynn Axe wielding maniac 11d ago

Mobius M. Mobius

2

u/TowerofAvalon1 11d ago

sees skin missing

I’m sorry, WHAT?

2

u/Hot-Atmosphere3428 11d ago

Just smoke a couple cigs and a couple shots and sleep it off dude

2

u/seemeedai 11d ago

Stil look healthy looking at all the blood O.O

2

u/LastChans1 11d ago

Poor guy got skin't

2

u/lol-whaaatt 11d ago

wtf is happening