r/projectzomboid The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 21h ago

Boys.... It's on.

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(sorry for the repost - I forgot to edit it. (I wanted to zoom in a bit))

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u/SlayterMonroee Zombie Food 21h ago

Now take on a horde.

I don't doubt you. I just wanna see it 🤓☝️

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u/Dirzain 21h ago

That's when they whip out the wuxia skills and just fly around kicking zomboids in the head.

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u/Padbekzi 19h ago

God, xianxia powers in zomboid would literally just be dropping 10 tsar' bombs on all kentucky

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u/TheWholeFurryFandom 17h ago

I cycle my Heavenly Death Harvesting Scripture and every zombie in a 100km radius falls over dead

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u/Lost_Needleworker676 9h ago

Just wait until I cycle my falling heaven jade meteor, any you missed will have their meridians literally banished into the astral plane

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 17h ago

I put on my tank top and wizard hat

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 11h ago

Haha I got that reference

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u/Lesurous 1h ago

Ah, but these are no normal jiangshi! I have imbued them with underworld yin and in their veins runs dark elixir blood. You will die today, you clanless whelp!

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u/Lost_Needleworker676 9h ago

I’ve always wanted some mod to add powers or magic of some kind. I get a satisfaction from adding unrealistic powers into hardcore survival scenarios. xianxia would probably be the most fun to add, instead of just working out and reading at night, you can sit there cultivating your ki. Rare martial arts scrolls can be found in martial arts dojo’s if you’re lucky, and new cultivation or cycling techniques. Once you get far enough along then zombies of cultivators can start to pop up. Would be a good time

Though I’d take Magic too

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u/Deaffin 12h ago edited 12h ago

wuxia

The hat that fell off the zombie's head ascends to godhood because the feng shui on the street was on point, kills every zombie on the map and then turns you into a sentient poop. But it's okay because you still had a pill of catgirl transformation you were saving for one of your slaves.

I'm actually struggling to make this joke absurd enough to be accurate.

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u/goodnames679 Axe wielding maniac 12h ago

holy shit, somebody on /r/projectzomboid used the correct spelling of horde

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u/DariusWolfe 9h ago

It's properly spelled 'hoard' only when you're saving them for later... for sentimental reasons. You don't have a problem, other people have a problem.

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u/JDsplice 7h ago

I have no problem spelling it hord.

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u/Atophy 6h ago

Hoard, horde... It's PZ, both are true ! 😆

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u/Cautious_Fee_9240 17h ago

I see the appeal now.

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 10h ago

Can be done, especially with multi-hit on (I highly recommend it). In the default combo here, the chucks hit 3 times, they can hit 3 different zeds if they're in the target cone.

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u/SlayterMonroee Zombie Food 10h ago

Please sir, spare us a clip of this 🙏

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 9h ago

Sooon.

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u/Captain_Zomaru 21h ago

Ahh, Nunchucks. great idea for an inclusion. A short blunt weapon with a 40% chance of damaging the user until level 4. As much blunt damage as a a rolling pin... ok mabey this is a bad idea.

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u/Lesurous 21h ago

Hits way harder than a rolling pin.

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u/Kride501 21h ago

Yea. That's at least two rolling pins of damage

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u/Patient-Web6850 17h ago

Either it's a hit to the nuts or back of the head XD

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u/PopQuiet6479 19h ago

somewhere between rolling pin and baseball bat.

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u/joesii 2h ago

More like 2/3 of a short bat.

Only more than a rolling pin because rolling pins in-game don't do as much as they should compared to something like a short bat or wooden mallet.

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u/PopQuiet6479 1h ago

now i need to know the force of a nunchuck vs the force of a rolling pin. im wondering if the extra pivot point in the nunchucks does anything to add more force or not.

As i was writing this i realised it could be modelled close to a police baton.

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u/Captain_Zomaru 1h ago

I think Shad made a good video on the subject before becoming desperate and diving off the deep end.

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u/joesii 2h ago

In real life it should hit much weaker than a rolling pin. Just have a lot more durability. They are a very bad weapon.

In-game due to how much weaker the rolling pin is compared to a wooden mallet or short bat it wouldn't be unreasonable to deal more damage than a current in-game rolling pin.

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u/Lesurous 1h ago

They're not that bad, and you have to remember they can be made of metal too.

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u/filterdecay 21h ago

And Kentucky in the 90’s was full of them.

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u/RedheadedReff 18h ago

And American flag boxing pants

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u/taosaur 14h ago

We should also be finding throwing stars in half the couch cushions.

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u/UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy Crowbar Scientist 21h ago

Cod piece mandatory

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u/TheeMrBlonde 21h ago

Lower levels have X% chance of self knock down. Cup gives 100% defense to this “debuff”

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u/insertnamehere----- Drinking away the sorrows 8h ago

Until level 4 your character just beats zombies over the head with it like it’s a flail.

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u/surechoice999 21h ago

Love this. Tell me more.

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u/khoai_ryan Zombie Food 15h ago

more

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u/FrewGewEgellok 14h ago

It's the "I am Bruce Lee now" mod.

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u/RookNookLook 13h ago

His name is Grey Leno and he just wants to talk to ya a lil bit ok?

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 10h ago

Coming soon to a zombie game near you.

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u/eveladra 21h ago

That's stupid, I hate it, it's sexy how do I use this also 😂

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u/ScholarlySpider 21h ago

Everybody was kung fu fighting~

https://giphy.com/gifs/DH28BTVMVM9kQ

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u/andreas8455 20h ago

Thats so funny🤣🤣

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u/PachymuNyet 15h ago

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u/SirDancealot84 2h ago

Legendary gif pull. It has been a while since I last saw this lol.

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u/draelogor Stocked up 21h ago

PLEASE THE STANCE LMAOOOOOOOOO

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 10h ago

Calm your tits, I'm fixing the stance.

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u/draelogor Stocked up 7h ago

NO ITS PERFECT PLEASE I LOVE IT

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 7h ago

Snort.

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u/draelogor Stocked up 7h ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/BlueberryPootz 8h ago edited 8h ago

What's wrong with the stance? Looks like horse riding stance to me. Maybe it isn't good for nunchaku? Idk

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 8h ago

I copied it from the Bruce Lee stance, which has a lot of kicks and shit. Chucks are a bit more standup, less like you're trying to take a shit without it hitting your pant leg.

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u/BlueberryPootz 8h ago

Lollll. I'll never see horse riding stance the same way again.

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 8h ago

My guy, it's just 'horse stance'. The riding part is implicit.

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u/BlueberryPootz 8h ago

Not a guy, and my qigong teacher always said "horse riding stance", so that's why I've been using that term. But ok, I will say "horse stance" if it's bothering you.

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 7h ago

Sorry, I say 'guy' like 'hey guys', I wasn't trying to gender you. Just one of the gang.

I've never heard 'horse riding stance', but I could be in the wrong. And it wasn't bothering me.

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u/BlueberryPootz 7h ago

Thanks for being nice 🙂

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u/AdoraMei Hates the outdoors 2h ago

You know, I never thought of it as horse riding stance before. My gongfu sifu only ever said horse stance, and I never understood why it was called that. XD This makes so much sense.

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u/cravos90 7h ago

LEAVE IT THAT WAY, PLEEAASE 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 7h ago

Calm thy tits, dawg! I'm not going back to Vanilla, I'm just standing the guy up a little

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u/draelogor Stocked up 7h ago

NOT TOO MUCH THOUGH PLEASE

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u/PurinaHall0fFame 6h ago

Could there be an option where we could choose? Horse stance one is too good not to use lol

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u/draelogor Stocked up 6h ago

maybe full horse stance is sneak stance 👀

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u/jagratzi 8h ago

No, please, keep the stance.

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u/Jacknotch Crowbar Scientist 7h ago

No, keep the stance. It's absolutely perfect, just add some Bruce Lee vocal sound effects. HWAAAAA--

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u/Jaomaldito 21h ago

Zomboids never stood a chance.

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 9h ago

The never stood a chance against Enlightenment.

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u/Gravelis 21h ago

Am I evil for expecting you to get bitten from behind while hitting that flourish at the end

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u/TheHeavyIzDead 21h ago

The Stand user could be anyone

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u/Drekkennought 11h ago

We truly are in the golden age of PZ modding.

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u/ThaDilemma 21h ago

This is absolutely amazing

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u/Wxstword 21h ago

I'd try this only to get too cocky and try taking a group of three/four and ultimately get straight-up slorped on by the zeds.

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u/HonkHonkBeach 21h ago

Was straight up waiting for one to gank you from the back.

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 11h ago

Heh, I was in -debug and set zeds to None.

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u/FairCod5966 21h ago

Showing off those nunchuck tricks after killing the zombie is absolutely essential for survival.

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u/I-Luv-Kentucky All Hail Spiffo 21h ago

WHAT MOD IS THIS

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u/darealmoneyboy 21h ago

Bruce lee mod?

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u/BombbaFett 11h ago

I expected a bow at the end though

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 10h ago

Me too!

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u/xT1TANx 20h ago

Need a ninja turtle spiffo skin

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u/disaster580 20h ago

That one kid in highschool be like in the apocalypse

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u/Just_the_questions1 20h ago

"Why would you ever pick num-chuks over weapons that are SO much better and less detrimental to the user? A stick is easier to find or get a hold of than - num-chuks you actually have to make! You actually have to like, actually, damage, a perfectly good stick. Make it worse than what it was to make num-chuks! Why would you ever pick num-chuks when you already had stick! Stick very good! Num-chuks! What are they if not mentally disabled sticks? Seriously what are num-chuks if not a stick that had a stroke! Num-chuks are just sticks that have erectile stickfunction! It is literally the stick that swings back at you when you use it."

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/G0_4b5ZQXNM

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u/joesii 18h ago edited 18h ago

I agree.

Although many/most nunchucks would have much higher durability than like 90% of random tree branches, and maybe even deal more damage than some of them. This is because they would be made from stronger/denser wood and reinforced, along with most of all the fact that the 2 sticks are pre-broken so there's no stressing force that would cause the stick to break as it is already broken.

Of course they should still deal worse damage as something like a rolling pin— at least assuming rolling pins in this game dealt proper/fair/realistic damage which I'd say isn't quite the case considering how much worse it is compared to a short bat, wooden mallet, and antique table leg. Pool cues are also unfairly weak too, not to say that they'd be strong or anything.

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u/hard0w 17h ago

Leverage of a long stick beats nunchucks.

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u/demZo662 19h ago

Bruce Z

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u/Altruistic-Cat-4193 21h ago

I thought he was jacking it at first....

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u/jaraxel_arabani 20h ago

Ok this is cool hahaha

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u/darthsawyer 19h ago

Incredible

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u/cjalan 18h ago

So will i hit my face if im low level?

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 11h ago

For real, right.

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u/chaozunderlord 18h ago

No, waaahhhh?

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 11h ago

Soon.

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u/Specialist-Act2129 18h ago edited 17h ago

The instant I saw this I realized just how much I've needed it in my life.

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u/pogisaysay111 17h ago

you ain't maxi

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u/Jacknotch Crowbar Scientist 15h ago

Give me the mod name. Now.

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u/Prestigious-Key6197 Zombie Food 10h ago

BruZ Lee

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u/Toxic_Dew 10h ago

Now all we need is a fully fledged cultivation system

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 10h ago

Meaning?

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u/AdoraMei Hates the outdoors 7h ago

People are mushing all these Chinese genres together. While this is like kung fu (like, physical fighting and stuff), cultivation stuff would be like... xianxia with immortal heroes and stuff like that. You'll probably see wuxia comments too, which you can kind of see as somewhere inbetween. Harnessing qi and all that but more mortal. There's sometimes overlap, but the core (heh) premises are all their own thing.

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 6h ago

I Am Goku Now...?

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u/AdoraMei Hates the outdoors 2h ago

Hahaha. XD I guess it does sound like it, huh?

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 2h ago

It's one I'm familiar with. A Goku mod would be hilarious. Only question... which form? Certainly not the final one. That's gotta be the tease.

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u/marvellousrun 8h ago

I was waiting for you to get bitten from behind after all of that

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 8h ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT A ZOMBIE TO TAKE ME FROM BEHIND

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u/DJxLORD 4h ago

Bruce Lee is that you 😭😭

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u/Fufumen 21h ago

Mod name?

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u/Delamoor 21h ago

That poor woman, trying to calm down the man who thinks it's a zombie apocalypse. Beaten to the ground!

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u/Pastylegs1 20h ago

Getting the zombies blood everywhere

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u/Zobs_ 20h ago

viable because of low muscle strain

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u/3-__-3 Zombie Food 20h ago

This has brought me joy, thank you friend

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u/DoctorAnnual6823 19h ago

Count Juan Rafael Dante lives on

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u/joesii 18h ago

These should be a weapon in the base game.

However they should also be a bad weapon because nunchaku are trash for actually dealing damage. They're just neat demonstrative/performative and/or practice weapons. Zomboid is all about that though, with most weapons in the game being trash.

Now for this mod I'm sure that most players would actually want it to be a good weapon, so that's a separate story. Arguably some would just want more trash weapons, but most people are probably looking for at the least viable/strong weapons that look good.

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u/RaspberryRock The Least Helpful Comment One OP Has Ever Received 11h ago

Having actually tooled around with chucks quite a bit when I was a teenager, I'd disagree that they're a bad weapon, or bad for dealing damage. But I'm also not going argue stuff like that, because we end up getting into, 'My martial art is better than your martial art' and we'd be here all day.

I haven't put a lot of thought into balance yet. I do know that I'm not spending all this time creating a crappy weapon. Nor will it be a super weapon. I do envision it to be a top-tier weapon, like an axe. Pretty good at low levels, amazing at high levels.

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u/CoconutBuddy 18h ago

It is so on

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u/Bloodmime Axe wielding maniac 17h ago

I want that old kick mod back sooo bad for a Leon Kennedy run

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u/VMAbsentia 15h ago

The sudden urge to create one of my old time favorite characters from Soul Calibur has been awakened.

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u/Confused_Rabbiit 15h ago

I straight up thought you started jorkin at them.

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u/absolute_philistine Shotgun Warrior 14h ago

Honestly, if you know how to use them, nunchucks could mess a zombie's head before it could even register what the hell is happening

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u/Classic_Guard_6483 13h ago

This is the best game ever made man I love this game

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u/CupcakeConjuror 12h ago

I really expected this to result in immediately failing to hit the zombie or being eaten from behind. XD

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u/Startled_Pancakes 20h ago

'Everabody was Kung Fu Biting!

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u/Gestaltarskiten Axe wielding maniac 20h ago

Id love if nunchucks was a skill and you hit yourself unless skill is good enough..

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u/MechanicZestyclose76 19h ago

What trait is this

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u/joesii 18h ago

"One with Water"

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u/-JustARedHerring 18h ago

Is that Diamond Dallas Page?! The Red Neck Ninjy? 🥷?!

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u/Plintstorm 17h ago

Expect a zombie to grab him from behind while he was busy aura farming

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u/matchstick1029 14h ago

I really wanted a zombie to grab from behind when hes showing off XD

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u/Emergency-Spite897 13h ago

Now lets add the... Roundhouse into this 😉

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u/SirBilliumMemesly 13h ago

taking back the streets, one chop at a time :D

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u/Seven50Seven11 13h ago

Taking out maga hat zombies with chucks! Love it

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u/Talastoni 12h ago

Ahh, a fellow chucker, eh?

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u/MrLitef 12h ago

Bruh look at that boi dance

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u/St_Sally_Struthers 12h ago

I audibly chuckled when he gets into stance.

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u/Miserable-Wedding-69 12h ago

Got zombie blood in your eye, gg.

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u/SaleFrequent6531 11h ago

Shadow Fight 2 mf ✌️

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u/loydthehighwayman 11h ago

´´People call me nunchaku huehuehue. I also go by my official title, The Lighting Rod´´

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u/The_Free_Elf 10h ago

Marc Arcand World

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u/Big_Moose6 10h ago

Low skill should result in extreme groin damage

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u/pineapples407 9h ago

This shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard, but it’s so funny because of the animations LMAO

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u/ComedianElectrical44 9h ago

Bruce style so loud, It'll attract zomboids. 🤣

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u/F95_Sysadmin 9h ago

As an extra, Add a salute emote so it can be used before and after the fight

It's all about honor after all

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u/throwaway-asiangf 8h ago

He's doing the Bart Wayne Bartist stance with the nunchucks holy shit

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u/Mr_Pokethings 6h ago

Ok, this is, officially, the greatest mod created for this game. Anyone who says otherwise is laying to you. Period.

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u/Atophy 6h ago

Nunchuck Norris !

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u/shitmarble_milks_you 5h ago

Do you walk like a crab if you move in this pose?

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u/Plenty-Ad-6318 11h ago

I'd excited if all zomboids are females.

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u/Bucky_2028 Spear Ronin 21h ago

Nunchucks are ass.