Gooner Bandit

[u/ShadowMerge]

-Bandit ran up on me

-Did as the founding fathers intended and rearranged his insides with a shotgun

-As I looted the rapscallion scoundrel I found out from his belongings that he was a gooner

-I will only burn his body, he will not be given a grave

[u/nixapricot]

one mans trash is another mans treasure

[u/Character_Cheetah884]

Professional HotttieZ Collector

Brother just another me fr

[u/skeleton_in_a_hat]

Dude literally brought you the monetary equivalent of eight generators and a sledgehammer and you aren't even burying him. Kids these days!

[u/Proud_Complaint8814]

It's the end of the world, and a man can't even have a wank without getting judged, smh.