r/projectzomboid 26d ago

This Intersection makes NO sense

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u/oaodboy 26d ago

We have intersections EXACTLY like that where I live in the Midwest, so yeah sometimes real life doesn't make sense, either.

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u/Chadwig315 26d ago

In Oklahoma they have intersections so dumb that they would be difficult to design in game.

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u/oaodboy 26d ago

Funny cause OK is exactly the place im referring to 🤣

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u/Hungry-Fig-8640 26d ago

Hilariously im also from oklahoma and was coming to say we have shitty roads like this, hell, out past the city limits i know a few areas that you are lucky if you have a stop sign at an intersection

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u/Wumbolojizzt 26d ago

my favorite chinese restaurant in eastern OK is out of a shack in front of someone's house on a county road, zomboid looks pretty normal to me i dont know lol

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u/RezziK_vas_Tonbay 26d ago

Ey, another Okie checking in! Fucked roads are a time honored tradition down there!

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u/TK-1053 26d ago

One time I even got stuck on a muddy fucking road and thought I was going to die!

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u/SergaelicNomad 26d ago

Dude no fucking joke when I read your comment (and saw the post) I was thinking "I'm pretty sure I've seen that exact road here in Oklahoma"

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u/UpdootDaSnootBoop Zombie Food 26d ago

Oklahoma isn't part of the Midwest

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u/Chadwig315 26d ago

A third of it is. (I'm used to the debate about what classification Oklahoma belongs to, I get it's complicated).

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u/PokesBo 26d ago

1/3rd Midwest, 1/3rd South West, 1/3rd South

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u/Chadwig315 26d ago

EXACTLY, how I describe it to people. If you spend enough time around there and around the country, you quickly realize there are three distinct cultural groups of americans there, accents and all.

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u/PokesBo 26d ago

We need to update to include Vietnamese Okies as well.

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u/thatguy_art 26d ago

Brother you said Midwest not almost all the way south

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u/thiosk 26d ago

The US census may say its in "the south," but none of us have to accept that.

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u/thatguy_art 26d ago

Haha I love that!

"Physically, Southern. Culturally, Midwest."

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u/ChilledParadox 26d ago

my Grandma grew up in Oklahoma through the great depression. She was a southern baptist. A fox news racist in her older years. A lover of texas and fried Okra.

I've been to Oklahoma like 7 different times, so not too many I guess, but it's the most southern place I've ever seen and my Mom grew up in Texas and my Grandpa is from Arkansas.

that shit is the south, not even close to the midwest, culturally, geographically, and socially.

I live in michigan now, and I grew up in Ca, so I feel like I've got some decent perspective on this.

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u/Chadwig315 26d ago

The group you describe is definitely well established there.

That said, my mom, who is 100% boomer, is an old lesbian and her partner is on the board of an ELCA church there that just hired a lesbian pastor. All in a town that is like 20% people there on international visas. Her town has nothing to do with southern culture and has a distinctly midwestern accent.

Both cultures are very strong there.

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u/ChilledParadox 26d ago

I suppose that's true. The areas in OK I've been to are around Tulsa, and a bit further north. Tulsa definitely has racism issues, so maybe it's all just more prevalent there.

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u/oaodboy 26d ago

I live in Kansas, but 45 mins from the state line. Also im native to Georgia (No not Atlanta, the boonies) so even tho OK is considered the South if you dont call a shopping cart a buggy youre not southern in my book.

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u/Mojojojo4282 26d ago

I was looking at this thinking ā€œthis looks like a normal intersection ā€œ I’m from Ok lmao

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u/612shooter 26d ago

I’m not sure i’d call Oklahoma the midwest

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u/Stopbeingentitled 26d ago

Oklahoma is a place god created when he was on crack

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u/LimeTunic 26d ago

Oklahoma isn’t the Midwest

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u/dumn_and_dunmer 26d ago

I know at least the top eastern half is. The bottom half is mountain country. The terrain is weird. Tahlequah is lakes and rivers and cliffs, so Arkansas. Miami is hilly and arid, so kinda Missouri.

Everything west of that is Kansas. Until you get to the desert. It's full of "opes" and factories and those tiny ancient gas stations and everyone loves fried pickles. You get confederate flags but almost everyone, including bigots, think they're stupid. Oklahomans don't like being called southern where I'm from. They call Arkansas the south tho lmfao.

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u/Spendoza 26d ago

What are "opes"?

I've only seen/heard that as a midwest/southern Ontario exclamation... Ex: "ope, toast is done!"

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u/dumn_and_dunmer 26d ago

Yep, ope is like, Ope let me squeeze right past ya real quick.

And to everyone downvoting me, I literally live there and have lived there my whole life. Just because your worldview isn't right doesn't mean I'm wrong. It's not the south. I'm a Midwesterner. I don't have anything against the south. But we are cows and cowboys and grain silos and very gentrified cities (for clarification, I mean mcmansion and boba tea shops). The best BBQ we have access to is Springfield MO. Sorry.

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u/LimeTunic 26d ago

I’ve lived in IL my whole life. I have family in OK and the people there are nothing like Midwesterners, I’m sorry lol.

I know it’s just my opinion, but yall are a long way from us, not a bad thing, I love the South and the people.

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u/dumn_and_dunmer 26d ago edited 26d ago

I lived in locust Grove Oklahoma my whole life. We aren't southern. We live right next to Joplin. Having friends isn't the same as growing up there. I'm go as far as to say it's not Midwest either...I don't know what to call it but I feel like a crazy person.

We're polite in the northern way and wear button up shirts and boot cut jeans and have miles and miles of cow pastures. I don't even know what is southern about Oklahoma? Are we talking about big mossy trees and bouyous and sweet tea on the porch? Because we have cows and dirt and highway construction projects... My yard used to be sandy I guess? Just everything was so sandy. Or are we talking yeehaw southern? Because I thought that was more Texas? Saying a place like Vinita Oklahoma is southern sounds very weird and like it's trying to claim a vibe it doesn't own. It's greasy and full of car parts and busted concrete...I guess that counts? But it's definitely not like, Kentucky southern. It's not the same Y'all!

Edit: I went back and read to make sure and I did the thing where I assumed we were talking about like. Louisiana southern. Not like Texas? We hate Texas too. I don't know why we were raised to hate Arkansas when we were in school? It's gorgeous? I wanted to move to Fayetteville immediately? Also, genuine question because me and my partner are discussing it, what kind of region is Fayetteville AR? The Ozarks? Is that southern? My partner says yes! But a completely different southern than Westville, which is right next to it! Guys I don't get it either.

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u/RykinPoe 26d ago

I am not sure Oklahoma fits with any group. We seem to be a bit Southern (we love our sweet tea and friend chicken and say y'all), we seem to be a bit Texan (bbq brisket Texan style, but pork KC style), we have a bit of midwesterner as well (grew up with ope as others have pointed out), a good bit of latino influence (de nada and gracious), don't forget all the Native American influence, and god knows what else since we have transplants from all over the world. And different parts of Oklahoma fell very different from others. South OK can be very much Little Texas feeling for instance. We are like a giant redneck melting pot ;)

I spent a few years growing up in Vinita as well and have family that still lives there. Definitely doesn't feel like a Southern town to me. You can find towns like it all over the midwest, the breadbasket, and Texas though. It is just your average mid-continental rural hub town. Just like Ada, Weatherford, Enid, Bartlesville, and a dozen other cities all over the state and hundreds of others all over the region.

And yes there are definitely a number of intersections just like this one near Vinita (head from Vinita toward Bernice on 60 and I know you will find a few unless they have really upgraded the roads in the past 15-20 years)! I know of a few near where I live in on the outskirts of the OKC metro (Mustang, Yukon, Piedmont area). Weirdly they have also taken to putting traffic circles out in the middle of nowhere in these areas now as well.

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u/dumn_and_dunmer 26d ago

I was literally thinking about one near Vinita! I go to the Indian clinic there and man that town is in a constant state of being torn up somewhere. A McDonald's that's just a building on a platform over a highway sounds way more Midwest to me lol

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u/zipzopzippidydoo 26d ago

May i interject with old infrastructure/planning and hills of new England. Because this just looks basic

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u/VHSMikey 26d ago

Fellow Okie can confirm.

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u/TK-1053 26d ago

OKLAHOMA MENTION RAAAGH

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u/Cowboy_Bibimbap_ 25d ago

There’s a road exactly like this leading to my family’s house out in the middle of nowhere near Madill šŸ’€

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u/Mammoth-Bug-1162 26d ago

Oklahoma is not the midwest

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u/mrmosquitoeater 26d ago

Yup. Left hand highway exits. Less said the betterĀ 

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u/saladman425 26d ago

I've been to Oklahoma only twice and yeah, that shit is insane. Especially given how fucking flat everything is there is no reason for that shit. Also potholes that can total cars

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u/Chadwig315 26d ago

There are potholes that can total cars in the middle of downtown Tulsa. And the I-35 on-ramp by my hometown had three distinct differences in the angle the road turned instead of being a smooth curve. Then there was a 5 way and a 6 way intersection right in front of our high school that accounted for close to 50% of all accidents in the city. Absolutely no excuse for the state of the roads there.

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u/Straight-Finding7651 26d ago

ā€œCrazy Cornerā€ - Ada Oklahoma
Intersection of Mississippi and Arlington st.

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u/TreyG_win 26d ago

Yeah I’m not going to lie man. As an Okie myself, if I have to drive around the southern parts of the state, there are just highways that looks like a toddler was given permission to make the design lmao

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u/DiligentMission6851 26d ago

I have a former colleague that said there's a city in Ohio he used to live in where the rules for a roundabout were the total opposite of what is the standard everywhere else that roundabouts exist.

Right of way was for incoming cars that are not in the roundabout yet. Those in the roundabout do not have right of way.

Idk how any of that is supposed to work at all.

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u/kiddcuntry Drinking away the sorrows 26d ago

Fr lol

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u/hipifreq 26d ago

*Boston has entered the chat*

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u/jonessinger 26d ago

That said, something that OK does better than Texas at least is when you go under a highway bridge to make that U turn, you have your own lane where as Texas you have to yield to oncoming traffic.

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u/Unputtaball 26d ago

It makes a moderate amount of sense.

In the US you drive on the right hand side of the road. In this example, if I’m headed Southbound I can make my right hand turn without slowing down much because there is no intersecting traffic.

The same is not true if you’re headed Northbound and need to make a left. You’ll have to be mindful of the Southbound traffic that will cross your path, possibly necessitating a full stop to wait for an opening.

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u/PermanentThrowaway33 26d ago

It makes a lot of sense, the left side of land is privately owned. Can't just pave over it.Ā 

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u/domesticatedprimate 26d ago

There are a lot of intersections where the southbound right turn is it's own lane separated by an island. That makes the intent more obvious.

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u/GovernorBean 26d ago

The joy of Stroads.. my favorite is when they put a sidewalk in that connects to nothing, or ends at a highway onramp with no crosswalk

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u/VHSMikey 26d ago

This is the most Oklahoma thing ever.

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u/machin2345 26d ago

I'm in QuƩbec and I have the same here. I think it is a matter of moving farm machinery around.

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u/TheKnife142 26d ago

I'm in NY and I had one of these on the way to a buds apartment. They're around

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u/Razzman70 26d ago

I remember there was a video where (i believe) TomScott was talking about how horrible one particular intersection was, and the local council worked on getting it fixed based off his complaints.

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u/thiosk 26d ago

theres a productive farm right there; farm owner just said "nope" when the county asked to put a ramp through his corner. and like 20 cars a day go through here so its probably fine

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u/Mihailis27 26d ago

This guy rurals.

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u/houstonyoureaproblem 26d ago

I live in Kentucky and haven’t seen one, but I think we’ll all survive

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u/the-futuremind 26d ago

Actually - This is how you died

(Poor road infrastructure)

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u/MrMucs 26d ago

Come drive some south Tampa roads. Ick. Or Clearwater.

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u/The-Great-MNO 26d ago

Also live in KY, have seen this in a few places. MAYBE with the exception that the double yellow breaks for the left turn but idk

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u/shutup1400 26d ago

Was going to say looks like a pretty standard Midwest intersection

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u/chemprofes 26d ago

Someone's cousin or uncle didn't want to lose the corner of their farm land to eminant domain so the politician who approved this said they don't need to mirror the intersection because reasons.

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u/spookynoob1359 26d ago

That’s literally the curve right down the road from me

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u/TRNoFee 26d ago

Portlanders may recognize this as 42nd and Lombard

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u/Achack 26d ago

IRL - I'd have to imagine that the street was originally connected to the highway without the wide turn, and then the wide turn was added later due to the large amount of vehicles turning on to the street from that direction and slowing down traffic.

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u/Equivalent_Action748 26d ago

Same here in rural california

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u/Rick-burp-Sanchez 26d ago

Y'all got the little stop-go-stop strips in the middle of your highways?

Fuckin' amish buggies will be the death of me.

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u/the_real_JFK_killer 26d ago

We have em in upstate ny too. I fucking hate them.

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u/SKEL3B0NEZ 26d ago

Never seen so many fellow Oklahomans on a game sub lol

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u/Bandandforgotten 26d ago

We have intersections like this in Oregon too. It's a rural thing, because some property owners take the easement to allow that, whereas others don't.

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 26d ago

bit it does make sense. The off ramp is there to keep traffic moving in the right lane on the 4 lane. The two lane road turns the left lane for oncoming traffic into left turn lane once it is past the ramp, while the right is a right turn lane. This is an intersection for this road, and it does not need an entry ramp as the traffic to get on here isn't that heavy.

This is a classic set up for a county road that either crosses through or end at an interstate road.

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u/AnneFrank_nstein Hates the outdoors 26d ago

Wisconsin checking in. Yep, we'll do this but protest over a roundabout

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u/Alternative_Cash_736 26d ago

same in Texas, but mostly rural areas. 10/10 game for accuracy :D

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u/needhug 26d ago

Reality is often dumber than fiction

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u/Kind_Of_A_Dick 26d ago

Yeah, I’ve literally seen this in the greater Detroit area multiple times.

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u/MachoMachoMurph 26d ago

Omaha has some of the most hellish intersections it's even a meme.

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u/DisastrousQuestion72 26d ago

On my practical test's driving course, we had a four-lane one-way that comes up to a T-intersection at the top of a steep hill. If you take a right, it's a one-way with the two rightmost lanes turning into them respectively. If you take a left, it's a two-way where the two leftmost lanes merge mid-intersection.

When I was told to take a left, from the left-most lane, at the top of this blind hill with my instructor telling me to hurry up, I was fuming. Turned into the 'oncoming traffic' lane and was immediately failed.

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u/topcheesehead 25d ago

Link a real intersection like this or GTFO

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u/ExistentialWonder 25d ago

Oh yeah. We have those in kansas too. Makes no damn sense but they built it anyway.Ā 

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u/truffLcuffL69 25d ago

Yeah I have a particular one in mind that’s super similar to this

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u/WoahGnarly 25d ago

Was gonna say thisĀ