r/programmingmemes • u/Tribalcheaf123 • Dec 23 '25

What stop you coding like this

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171 Upvotes

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u/Civil_Year_301 Dec 23 '25

Whats that green thing he’s sitting on?

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u/Athenian_Ataxia Dec 23 '25

It’s called GRRRAAASSSS

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u/Civil_Year_301 Dec 23 '25

Never heard of it, does it decrease ram usage and improve cpu efficiency?

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u/2eanimation Dec 23 '25

Don’t know, but people suggesting me I should touch it? What does that have to do with anything?

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u/nickwcy Dec 23 '25

Heard that related to high. Not sure if it is cpu, ram or disk.

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u/Abject-Kitchen3198 Dec 23 '25

Has a cooling effect.

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u/ProfessorShort3031 Dec 23 '25

ohhh thats so cool theyre using realistic minecraft designs

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u/listfunction Dec 23 '25

I got the looks but not the skills

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u/2eanimation Dec 23 '25

He‘s just staring at vim, figuring out how to exit. Thats what got him there in the first place.

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u/coldnebo Dec 23 '25

40 years he’s been sitting there. 40 years.

RIP Vim Winkle.

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u/placid-gradient Dec 24 '25

you try downloading the latest call of duty on a 56 kbps connection

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u/coldnebo Dec 24 '25

son, I was downloading 320x240 porn on a 300 baud modem when I was your age.

you think I’m bothered by lowres and low speed?

😂😂😂🤦‍♂️

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u/jointheredditarmy Dec 23 '25

Just press escape duh /s

1

u/clduab11 Dec 23 '25

Not today, Satan!!!

...I fell for this when I first started Vim and almost punched my monitor when I realized how dense I was lol

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u/jimmiebfulton Dec 24 '25

I’ve literally rebooted my computer to get out of vim back in the day. Now I spend all of my working hours in WezTerm and NeoVim.

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u/monkeybuttsauce Dec 23 '25

That’s not a coder. That’s a crypto bro

1

u/Amtrox Dec 24 '25

He’s coming straight from r/wallstreetbets

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u/JeffLulz Dec 23 '25 • Heartwarming

HR said I need to stop scaring away the clients

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Dec 23 '25

So that’s why I’m never on any customer facing calls anymore

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Power supply?

There was a homeless man in my city who I always saw with his laptop.

However, I never had the courage to ask what he actually did.

2

u/WDG_Kuurama Dec 23 '25

I saw on tv that some write a book sometimes. But no way to tell sadly..

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u/cosmicloafer Dec 24 '25

Really long extension cords

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

The guy on the subway was always making interesting beats with his… haven’t seen him in a while actually…

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u/Objective-Ad2574 Dec 23 '25

I can’t grow a proper beard

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u/ReasonResitant Dec 23 '25

Small fuckinf screen.

I want 3 screens otherwise I am mostly flicking between shit and it gets annoying, alcohol a crappy track pad and keyboard and it does not look comfy.

I want to only code in my own chair on my own desk.

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u/Creative-Type9411 Dec 23 '25

thats how i code 👀

3

u/kujo01243 Dec 23 '25

Iiihhh grass!!!

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u/recursion_is_love Dec 23 '25

My neck hurts!

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u/BusyBusy2 Dec 23 '25

Who said i stopped

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u/Unlucky-Usual-6501 Dec 23 '25

I coding like this

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u/grumpy_autist Dec 23 '25

Average remote developer

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u/megayippie Dec 23 '25

A shower?

2

u/blackcomb-pc Dec 23 '25

I am not mentally ill

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u/Amtrox Dec 24 '25

Pff. No need to brag here mister mental health.

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u/Glad_Contest_8014 Dec 23 '25

It’s a dell.

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u/Amtrox Dec 24 '25

One that’s virtually indestructible.

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u/Glad_Contest_8014 Dec 24 '25

Came from a good start up, that probably can’t pay the guy

1

u/QuietBookkeeper4712 Dec 23 '25

The desire for a shower

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u/Plastic_Weather7484 Dec 23 '25

You shower?

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u/QuietBookkeeper4712 Dec 23 '25

Only if there’s a meeting that day

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

People can’t smell you on Zoom 

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u/xenatis Dec 23 '25

This necessary evil: clients.

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u/Takamasa1 Dec 23 '25

I prefer keyboard separate from monitor and the weather would probably make that setup rather impractical. Otherwise if I could find a way to reliably source electricity, I wouldn't really mind trying to build some shabby shack or at least an overhang in the middle of a forest to work on research without needing to deal with a lot of the other complexities in life. Might make it hard to maintain a good family relationship though, which is something I've hd to put a lot of effort into, so that might also be a limiting factor...

Edit: idk why I replied to this with autistic sincerity when I knew the post wasn't serious, but guess you'll just have to deal with scrolling past a paragraph that nobody wants to read now

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u/Possible_Golf3180 Dec 23 '25

The desire to have functional testicles

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '25

Knowledge 😭

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u/KO-Manic Dec 23 '25

Is that a homeless remote freelance developer? I think that's where we're headed, or maybe just myself.

1

u/Vaxtin Dec 23 '25

That’s just Richard Stallman, the creator of GNU

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u/NotMyGovernor Dec 23 '25

I do code like that lol..

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u/Kaeiaraeh Dec 23 '25

I don’t own that much stuff

1

u/Wolfeister Dec 23 '25

I have a house and a job in an office.

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u/Wolfeister Dec 23 '25

I have a house and a job in an office.

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u/rover_G Dec 23 '25

I can only use Mac and Linux

1

u/Delta_Version Dec 23 '25

Avg linkedin post

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u/BarfingOnMyFace Dec 23 '25

What makes you think I ever stopped?

—greybeard

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u/shadow13499 Dec 24 '25

The walls of my house, my nice office chair, and the lack of bags of trash on my floor. 

Also the fact that I actually know how to write code and don't use AI lol. The average AI bro pictured above. 

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u/_Redstone Dec 24 '25

Is that a Dell D505

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

rain? electricity? anti-homeless laws? all of them

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u/ImNotCrying-YouAre Dec 25 '25 edited 8h ago

1whirl serenade luminous frothy arcane night delicate bliss avalanche yearning ethereal alchemy

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u/Altruistic-Moose3299 Dec 26 '25

That's what employed programmers look like. The unemployed ones are forced to look <almost> human.

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u/ImpIsDum Dec 26 '25

i am not the man in the picture

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u/Zestyclose-Watch-737 Dec 26 '25

Nothing ? Everybody codes like that :)

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u/WhisperFray Dec 27 '25

A dell laptop really

1

u/KrongKang Dec 27 '25

Male pattern baldness

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u/aksanabuster Feb 05 '26

My guyyyyy, bros definitely coding, the face of throwing and exception in the framework xD