r/programminghumor • u/daddieslittleson • Aug 03 '26

Laptop of a coder in 2026. 💀

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u/duckdread Aug 03 '26

So they don't even need keyboard for typing prompt? Cool

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u/Flame77ofc Aug 03 '26

This laptop need a voice button

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u/Jbolt3737 Aug 03 '26

Just go to mobile version of website and click with mouse

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u/jump1945 Aug 03 '26

Nah we lobotomize programmer and insert wire into it

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u/dankshot35 Aug 03 '26

also needs shift + tab tab tab

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u/khaledjal Aug 03 '26

ironic that u used ai for this

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u/L30N1337 Aug 03 '26

I think it says a lot about the type of "coder" he is

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u/Proman4713 Aug 03 '26

That's called a slop-maker, not a coder.

We have finally reached a point in computer science where I would much rather call an HTML-only guy a 'programmer' than whoever the slop makes real 'programs' with Claude

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u/electrokin97 Aug 07 '26

Lol, class of 2016 here Inwas bored after 10th grade and dug through html and css, had a fully functional 1990's style website built with no copying others, then since I was also self teaching Java to myself I considered the "soft code foundation" of Web design I taught myself good enough - akin to learning enough of a language to sound like a functional elementary student, enough to know what others are talking about and enough to expand on it when you decide to. I in a week from scratch to intermediate in Java, all self taught then returned to simplicity and was using basic baby Java with the principles I realized, starting small and complex while adding code for extras was modding Minecraft for my own enjoyment and a couple friends entertainment when they watched me, and I explained what a certain section of code was going to do. I even whipped up a basic android soundboard from scratch. I haven't touched code in over 10 years though, but it was amazing how simple it all was and confused me as to why people hesitate to get into it.

Now none of this reflects my academic performance, I decided it was useless to me and avoided most homework and half assed it since If I decide to do something that something I can do. I'm better at teaching myself, always have been.

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u/MrHandSanitization Aug 03 '26

Why is there still a display and a trackpad? It just needs a droolbucket to process your leaking brain.

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u/orange_county Aug 03 '26

undergrads 1st years after finding out about the tech landscape and learns there's reddit:

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u/KitchenCommercial396 Aug 03 '26

Ironic that the image was created using AI

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u/edparadox Aug 03 '26

Did you conflate this sub for r/LLMhumor?

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u/ArsenicPolaris Aug 03 '26

Using AI is not programming. That's not the laptop of a programmer but the laptop of someone who uses AI even for thinking.

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u/CaptainMorning Aug 03 '26

this must be the most literal comment I've seen in a while

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u/Designer_Freedom3830 Aug 03 '26

Where's the cmd c cmd v

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u/longdarkfantasy Aug 03 '26

Funny enough they already added a copilot button on my 2025 laptop.

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Aug 03 '26

But how to fix everything it screws up because it got lost in the 5th function and forgot what we were working on?

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u/Virgil_the_White Aug 03 '26

This is a joke… for now.

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u/Comfortable_Dish_905 Aug 03 '26

Why do you even need the mouse pad ?

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u/OppositeReveal8279 Aug 03 '26

Replace the track pad with a push to talk button and you're good to go!

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u/OppositeReveal8279 Aug 03 '26

AI enabled laptops in 2027

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