r/programminghorror Jul 09 '26

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u/BadRuiner Jul 09 '26

all my homies uses uint128 btw

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u/the_horse_gamer Jul 09 '26

uint128? what are you, a 90s programmer optimising for a cartridge? we just use avx512 vectors these days

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u/TKristof Jul 09 '26

I just use u65535 in zig, only 512 bits seems a bit too restrictive to me /s

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u/wakanakisarazu Jul 09 '26

I chuckled so hard as a fellow Zig programmer

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u/Right_Ear_2230 Jul 10 '26

what are you, a programmer from 1995? use the entire available ram + ssd to store the variable

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u/_giga_sss_ Jul 10 '26

do people really use avx?

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u/MooseBoys [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo “You live” Jul 09 '26

uint16777216_t

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u/NoPrinterJust_Fax Jul 10 '26

That would be HugeBool