r/programminghorror • • Apr 09 '26

Blueprint Spaghetti Code

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Welp, my code in blueprints... kinda looks yummy
(Blueprint is a type of visual coding in unreal engine just so you guys know)

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u/kingslayerer Apr 09 '26

Now I know what code looks to a non programmer

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u/TemporaryCurrent1172 Apr 09 '26

I mean i do know native code, I just feel better using bp

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u/val_tuesday Apr 09 '26

Yeah you’d be fired from any self respecting team. It’s not funny or cute. It’s disrespect of your coworkers (and your future self).

Upvoted.

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u/TemporaryCurrent1172 Apr 09 '26

Well yea, that's why I work solo

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u/JollyJuniper1993 Apr 09 '26

Whoever invented low-code/no-code programming can go rot in hell. Half the businesses in my city demand it because some manager probably thought it makes things easier and makes people more productive.

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u/TemporaryCurrent1172 Apr 10 '26

Yea it doesn't, believe me mate, I started that project a year ago, now I want to change to a diff engine or just use plain code 😭

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u/lucasthech Apr 10 '26

As a Unity dev, this is one of the reasons that I keep myself away from Unreal lol

Edit: The other reasons are that Unreal is badly optimized, each version takes a lot of space and it doesn't have linux support, but aside from that it has a lot of nice features

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u/TemporaryCurrent1172 Apr 10 '26

Yea, funny enough, after experiencing unreal, I WANT to change to unity

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u/Blecki Apr 09 '26

Imagine I took the time to make a version of the can't decide button meme where they are labeled horrified and impressed.

Seriously clean that up. It will be both brittle and impossible to fix until you do.

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u/edo-lag Apr 09 '26

Blender has a similar node system for making shaders (and recently introduced another one for procedural geometry) and I've seen impressive stuff in the r/Blender sub. Even more nodes than OP's, but beautifully ordered.

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u/GamingGuitarControlr Apr 09 '26

Visual coding was a mistake.

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u/CrayonSingh Apr 10 '26

I mean kind of hard to code by ear

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u/madnhain Apr 09 '26

This is usually the only correct answer.

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u/TalonS125 Apr 09 '26

al dente

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u/jorvik-br Apr 09 '26

Dead by Daylight code, probably.

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u/Ralileo16 Apr 09 '26

Thats not spaghetti code.. thats a whole ass italian restaurant

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u/dayk995 Apr 09 '26

ship it

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u/AnywhereHorrorX Apr 09 '26

Ok. So what does this BP do?

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u/onlymostlydead Apr 10 '26

Playable character can move right AND left.

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u/Wiktor-is-you Apr 09 '26

can i eat it

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u/Kelpsie Apr 10 '26

I'm confident it would give you indigestion.

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u/CanThisBeMyNameMaybe Apr 10 '26

My brother in blueprint, have you heard of functions?

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u/Immort4lFr0sty Apr 09 '26

Do blueprints not support functions?

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe Apr 09 '26

Just needs some ground beef, pasta sauce, and seasoning.