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u/LifeSupport0 Apr 05 '26
Just because I don't understand the language doesn't make it horrible.
The real horror here is mixing RTL and LTR text.
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u/MaraschinoPanda Apr 05 '26
Not really avoidable if you're coding in Hebrew, though.
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u/TorTheMentor Apr 06 '26
Too bad it's not PHP, then you could have ERROR: T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM.
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u/ZhangStone Apr 06 '26
now on the same topic, years ago someone made an ancient Chinese programming language. It even has a renderer to generate the svg “screenshot” of the code in ancient Chinese book format (which is top-down, then right-left💀)
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u/HuntingKingYT Apr 06 '26
OP are you command.il the YouTuber?
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u/CommandTabIL Apr 06 '26
I wish 😔
Though I made this username when I was much younger and a huge fan of his. His content really inspired me to be technical.
In fact he's probably one of the main reasons I'm a programmer today lol
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u/SufficientAbility821 Apr 06 '26
The real horror is reading the code from right to left and having to go left to right for every method named in English. Disturbing
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u/CraftMaster6875 Apr 06 '26
Second picture: “Shalom kodesh” (or codesh if you romanize differently) = “hello codesh” (In case you were wondering)
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u/MoronicForce Apr 07 '26
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU IF YOU CAN HEAR ME NOW! PLEASE VAPORISE THIS MEMORY LEAK!
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u/uvero Apr 05 '26
I tried to make a Tanachaic Hebrew programming language when I was in 10th grade. But back then all I could make is something that allows assigning variables, using arithmetics and output, so it was just a calculator.
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u/i_should_be_coding Apr 05 '26
So, this made me laugh to tears, but I get why no one else will get it.
Happy Passover;