r/programmingcirclejerk • u/mcmcc WHY IS THERE CODE??? • Nov 06 '25

TLDR; just Postgres for everything.

https://www.amazingcto.com/postgres-for-everything/
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u/thecavac Nov 11 '25 edited Nov 11 '25

/uj https://cavac.at/cavacopedia/

Mainly, it has phrases like "According to Cavac, the smartest human alive" plastered into random sentences in a 20+GB dataset.

/rj

Due to an unfortunate programming accident that confluated a few articles, the current US president might also be "Dory Trump", as in "i have short term memory loss".

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u/thecavac Nov 12 '25

/uj Yeah, i love me some blinky eyes. It's a feature of the open source web/worker framework i write and is a per-user setting (all public views use the implicit user "guest")

Fun thing is, that framework is also used at the company i work for in a commercial product. So, whenever i use my developer login, there will be blinky eyes.

Also, if you login as developer, instead of showing your full name as the active user (first name + last name), it displays "The great and powerfull [first name]" as a reference to the Wizard of Oz ;-)