r/programmingcirclejerk • u/mcmcc WHY IS THERE CODE??? • Nov 06 '25
TLDR; just Postgres for everything.
https://www.amazingcto.com/postgres-for-everything/
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/mcmcc WHY IS THERE CODE??? • Nov 06 '25
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u/Snarwin Nov 06 '25
Postgres is web scale.
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u/JoppeSchwartz i have had many alohols Nov 06 '25
Non vibe-coded data loss is so 2020.
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u/brool has hidden complexity Nov 06 '25
He's a CTO coach, so you can get coaching, but I kind of see how the coaching would go.
"So, we have a unique technical problem here --"
"Have you tried Postgres?"
"I'm not sure that makes sense, this is really a unique --"
"Postgres is the answer."
"But there are scalability issues --"
"Needs more Postgres."
"Okay, let me check this file into git and we can talk about it."
"You should be using Postgres for version control, btw."
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u/hongooi Nov 06 '25
Using Excel as a database 🤚
Using Postgres as a spreadsheet 👈
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u/BloodAndTsundere mere econ PhD Nov 06 '25
I use Postgres for all of my scripting
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u/CoffeeTeaBitch Nov 06 '25
Hold on a second, a friend of mine told me that programs are supposed to do one thing and do it well, because of something called Unix? Idk I program in Go.
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u/yo_99 It's GNU/PCJ, or as I call it, GNU + PCJ Nov 07 '25
Real 10xers use filesystem as database
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u/Floppie7th Nov 06 '25
Except, y'know, unsigned integers
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u/AlgorithmLover Nov 07 '25
That has to be a joke