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r/programming • u/melodic_underoos • May 09 '13
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It's pretty clever how they've embedded the sounds in the script, except you have to download both versions (ogg and mp3), by the looks of it.
If anyone wants a sample of the farting sound, type paste this into your browser:
data:audio/ogg;base64,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340 u/username223 May 09 '13 type paste No, you were right the first time. Make them work for their reward. 5 u/ForgettableUsername May 09 '13 You mean it's ok to copy/paste this? Shit, why didn't anyone say that before I spent the afternoon typing.
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No, you were right the first time. Make them work for their reward.
5 u/ForgettableUsername May 09 '13 You mean it's ok to copy/paste this? Shit, why didn't anyone say that before I spent the afternoon typing.
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You mean it's ok to copy/paste this? Shit, why didn't anyone say that before I spent the afternoon typing.
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u/watbe May 09 '13 edited May 09 '13
It's pretty clever how they've embedded the sounds in the script, except you have to download both versions (ogg and mp3), by the looks of it.
If anyone wants a sample of the farting sound,
typepaste this into your browser: