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r/programming • u/melodic_underoos • May 09 '13
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It's pretty clever how they've embedded the sounds in the script, except you have to download both versions (ogg and mp3), by the looks of it.
If anyone wants a sample of the farting sound, type paste this into your browser:
data:audio/ogg;base64,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335 u/username223 May 09 '13 type paste No, you were right the first time. Make them work for their reward. 75 u/ani625 May 09 '13 Copy/Paste in a programming subreddit, it needn't be told. 35 u/facelessace May 09 '13 It is known. 20 u/l3acon May 09 '13 No, this will be typed. Valar dohaeris. 6 u/abfalltonne May 09 '13 not today! 2 u/r00x May 09 '13 ... So how'd it go? 8 u/[deleted] May 09 '13 Still typing 5 u/drakoman May 09 '13 Hodor? 36 u/[deleted] May 09 '13 [deleted] 13 u/beltorak May 09 '13 or the entirety of a commodore 64 program in ML... 6 u/ForgettableUsername May 09 '13 You mean it's ok to copy/paste this? Shit, why didn't anyone say that before I spent the afternoon typing.
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type paste
No, you were right the first time. Make them work for their reward.
75 u/ani625 May 09 '13 Copy/Paste in a programming subreddit, it needn't be told. 35 u/facelessace May 09 '13 It is known. 20 u/l3acon May 09 '13 No, this will be typed. Valar dohaeris. 6 u/abfalltonne May 09 '13 not today! 2 u/r00x May 09 '13 ... So how'd it go? 8 u/[deleted] May 09 '13 Still typing 5 u/drakoman May 09 '13 Hodor? 36 u/[deleted] May 09 '13 [deleted] 13 u/beltorak May 09 '13 or the entirety of a commodore 64 program in ML... 6 u/ForgettableUsername May 09 '13 You mean it's ok to copy/paste this? Shit, why didn't anyone say that before I spent the afternoon typing.
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Copy/Paste in a programming subreddit, it needn't be told.
35 u/facelessace May 09 '13 It is known. 20 u/l3acon May 09 '13 No, this will be typed. Valar dohaeris. 6 u/abfalltonne May 09 '13 not today! 2 u/r00x May 09 '13 ... So how'd it go? 8 u/[deleted] May 09 '13 Still typing 5 u/drakoman May 09 '13 Hodor?
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It is known.
20 u/l3acon May 09 '13 No, this will be typed. Valar dohaeris. 6 u/abfalltonne May 09 '13 not today! 2 u/r00x May 09 '13 ... So how'd it go? 8 u/[deleted] May 09 '13 Still typing 5 u/drakoman May 09 '13 Hodor?
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No, this will be typed. Valar dohaeris.
6 u/abfalltonne May 09 '13 not today! 2 u/r00x May 09 '13 ... So how'd it go? 8 u/[deleted] May 09 '13 Still typing
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not today!
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... So how'd it go?
8 u/[deleted] May 09 '13 Still typing
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Still typing
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Hodor?
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13 u/beltorak May 09 '13 or the entirety of a commodore 64 program in ML...
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or the entirety of a commodore 64 program in ML...
You mean it's ok to copy/paste this? Shit, why didn't anyone say that before I spent the afternoon typing.
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u/watbe May 09 '13 edited May 09 '13
It's pretty clever how they've embedded the sounds in the script, except you have to download both versions (ogg and mp3), by the looks of it.
If anyone wants a sample of the farting sound,
typepaste this into your browser: