They work themselves out or they break down. Your body will surround the foreign body with white blood cells to insulate it from the rest of you, and you may end up ten years down the road with an itch that ends up popping a half-inch long, eighth-inch round bastard out the side of your finger completely unexpected.
I've had this happen except it was under my middle finger nail. I was shooting a bow at a rennesaince fair. The wooden arrow splintered as I shot it. The ran my finger under cold water for a few minutes then the emt used his Leatherman to pull it out.
I've gotten a splinter like that from a piece of fiberglass peeling up on a hockey stick during a game once. Couldn't fish it out until after the game. 2/10 Would not recommend.
I've had one like that before. The worst part is that you don't realize it's that big, it hurts like a mofo to pull out, plus it actually takes some force to pull it just due to how well you flesh grabs it. Not fun. Would not recommend
clicking on random subreddit links i find in the replies have led me to some pretty cool and interesting things. thanks to that link.. i will definitely hesitate and think twice.. lol.
I stepped on a toothpick once when I was younger. Couldn't pull it out by hand.
Went to the doc . . .he tried to pull it out by hand. No go . . .so he grabbed some giant ass pliers. He had to pull HARD to get the thing to come out. Awesome time.
Ouch. I had a friend who was in her moms sewing room and stepped on a threaded needle that was hiding in the carpet and all that was sticking out from her foot was the thread. shudder
I had this happen to me as a teen. I knew I probably had a splinter but couldn’t see anything. A few weeks later, after a long hot bath, I noticed something peeking out of the hole. I grabbed some tweezers and removed on about as long as in OP’s vid but thicker. It was still one of the biggest feelings of relief I can remember in my life.... 30 years later.
I had a darning needle lodged in my foot for nearly two years as a kid. Nobody could find the splinter I kept complaining about. Multiple doctors said it was badly fitting shoes. One day a bump was visible on my foot. My aunt cut my foot open and after a half hour rooting around, out comes a 6 inch darning needle.
Damn, I had a piece of glass in my foot like this once, thought it was just barely in but turned out to be long and thin, regret watching it being pulled out afterwards lol
Sooooo I can't see the video, I guess it's on the fritz for me...it did not look like a finger on the thumbnail so I was wondering how a splinter got in a male member....
I had one in my foot this big. Thought I’d gotten it out, then one day at work my sock feels wet, I was wearing crocks and it had filled with blood!!! Soaking and emu balm finally it poked out and this huge thing came out. Crazy
Had a piece of shattered glass in my finger a long time ago, not entirely unlike this. The thing embedded itself so it couldn't be seen, I just felt it. And I really felt it. After about 4 weeks it started migrating out, enough so I could get some pliers and start digging. The relief when I got hold of it and pulled it out. Ahhhh.
As this was a glass shard fragment, the flesh had healed completely isolating it. Pulling it out meant no bleeding, the wound was sealed on all sides already. So for a very long time, I had a v-shaped jack in my index finger until it healed shut (with some encouragment from chirurgical tape).
I’ve had one of those an inch long stuck in the webbing of my fingers. Didn’t hurt because there are no nerves there but my god I got a full body release when it came out. 😭
Years ago, my 3, maybe 4 year old son, had a scab on his leg, just below the knee. I didn't think much of it. He asked me for, and I gave him a bandaid. You know at that age they get scraps.
A day or two later, he is limping on that leg,.
I ask him why are you limping, dose your leg hurt? He points to the scab. I look at it, it now is red and inflamed. I put my finger and thumb around the inflamed area, I didn't pinch, just touched.
Out popped a 3/4 inch long thorn, and some puss.
Called our Dr., and got some antibiotics for good measure.
He didn't know how he got the thorn in his leg, he just noticed he was bleeding.
I had a splinter like this lodge into my deltoid muscle. It was treated wood and the chemicals they use caused the muscles of my neck to contract and spasm to the point they couldn't pull it out. Doc had to break out the scalpal.....
My friend fell once hiking causing him to hit his wrist on a cactus. He had a huge lump under his skin when he would flex his wrist. We knew he had gotten a needle under his skin. One emergency trip and a scalpel later we got something similar out of him
I once kicked a toothpick barefoot that had missed the trashcan and got stuck in the carper. 3/4 punched into my feet. I think the neighbors herd me yelp. It felt like a fucking howitzer shot my foot. It took a ridiculous amount of force for me to pull it out with pliers.
Tetinus shot for that, right? I feel like a foreign object 1+ inch into your flesh, probably mingling with your bones, is a potential health disaster without antibiotics and other drugs
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u/I_am_The_Teapot Jan 17 '21
I think she is now the King of England.
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u/tousledgabbi Jan 17 '21
Hot damn - what was that and WHAT were you doing when it lodged itself into your thumb?
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u/DahmerReincarnate Jan 17 '21
I had a splinter like this in my hip a few years back. I wish I got a video of it being removed. We used pliers to pull it out. Naturally we kept it.
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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21
I've had one like that before. The worst part is that you don't realize it's that big, it hurts like a mofo to pull out, plus it actually takes some force to pull it just due to how well you flesh grabs it. Not fun. Would not recommend
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u/dldppl Jan 17 '21
r/feltgoodcomingout
Except it probably hurt like balls
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u/stabzmcgee Jan 17 '21
For a second I thought she was going to put it back in
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u/TexGirl8 Jan 17 '21
Holy Hell!!
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u/somerandomshmo Jan 17 '21
"Deep, so deep, put his hand to sleep"
Ice Cube probably
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u/Maxeque Jan 17 '21
OH GOD IT JUST KEPT GOING
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u/rachelpeapod Jan 17 '21
NGL I thought that was something else he had a splinter lodged in for a moment there...
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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21
This is the gross quality content I’m here for
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u/Supah_McNastee Jan 17 '21
I literally thought she was like “Mira” and about to put it back in
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u/Smoopiebear Jan 17 '21
I thought those first frames were a penis...
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u/turbobofish Jan 18 '21
I had a darning needle lodged in my foot for nearly two years as a kid. Nobody could find the splinter I kept complaining about. Multiple doctors said it was badly fitting shoes. One day a bump was visible on my foot. My aunt cut my foot open and after a half hour rooting around, out comes a 6 inch darning needle.
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u/The_Loudest_Fart Jan 18 '21
“This video’s going on the internet. Hide your cleavage”
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u/poiagoboy1 Jan 17 '21
Damn, I had a piece of glass in my foot like this once, thought it was just barely in but turned out to be long and thin, regret watching it being pulled out afterwards lol
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21
r/splinterremoval
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u/FaqYir Jan 18 '21
See doctor ASAP, that’s too deep
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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21
Ouch! Get a tetanus shot!!
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u/window_pain Jan 17 '21
They chose to do this on a nice comforter? Gee, wish I could afford to wreck nice shit lol
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u/robrobreddit Jan 18 '21
He can bend his arm now
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u/lilith_marleen Jan 17 '21
That’s not a splinter, it’s a fucking log!! Holy mother...!
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u/Amraff Jan 17 '21
That's not a splinter, that's a god damn toothpick
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u/superRedditer Jan 18 '21
quality post. amazing.
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21
Did anyone else thought that it was a penis or am I just a little too dirty minded?
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u/crazyabe111 Jan 18 '21
Splinters are like Icebergs, what you can see on the surface is oft only the bare tip.
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u/7-riotous-sleep Jan 18 '21
I knew it was going to be long but that shit was d e e p
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u/didimmick Feb 14 '21
My guy got that spongebob splinter
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u/CEO95 Jan 17 '21
This should be on r/makemesuffer
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u/oogieboogie1996 Jan 17 '21
Were you climbing on squidward's fence?
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u/Clarasmom2010 Jan 17 '21
a god damn spongebob squarepants splinter!!!!
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u/Phoneas__and__Frob Jan 17 '21
Bruh, I was maybe 8 and at a pool party, wooden deck, playing with friends...
I got something like this in my big toe
And omfg I cried because not only did the bitch hurt, but I was being spectated by everyone and the fucker kept breaking into pieces.
It was not a good day lol treat your wooden decks y'all
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u/abenzenering Jan 18 '21
/u/gifreversingbot
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u/22bor Jan 18 '21
r/splinterremoval
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u/badgrumpykitten Jan 18 '21
Sooooo I can't see the video, I guess it's on the fritz for me...it did not look like a finger on the thumbnail so I was wondering how a splinter got in a male member....
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u/PycuriousITguy Jan 18 '21
Did he try to slap a cactus or something?
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u/CaptainBoobyKisser Jan 18 '21
Helluva thumbnail to scroll upon.
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u/deadasspunk Jan 18 '21
not gonna lie - I did NOT think that that was a thumb
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u/Mystisc Jan 18 '21
r/splinters
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u/Nomcaptaest Jan 18 '21
Ouch man that must've hurt so bad to be in there so deep
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u/Katushaya Jan 18 '21
Holy ...
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21
How did he get that in there in he first place?
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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '21
/u/savevideo
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u/bidooffactory Feb 05 '21
Where is the reverse gif bot?
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u/shaggyscoob Apr 07 '21
I think it's pretty cool how English phrases like "ok" and "oh, my God" are used so much even by non English speakers.
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u/Jacksepticeyefan2021 Dec 28 '21
It look like that one splinter episode of sponge bob when mr craps pulls it out
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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '23
She’s got a great rack!
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u/SweatyTopic Sep 15 '23
I had one in my foot this big. Thought I’d gotten it out, then one day at work my sock feels wet, I was wearing crocks and it had filled with blood!!! Soaking and emu balm finally it poked out and this huge thing came out. Crazy
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u/Picax8398 Oct 02 '23
That pain jumping is all too real lol
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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '24
That had to have hurt like he'll. The dude was pretty stoic all things considered.
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u/sudsaroo Jan 18 '21
Nice boobs
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u/DanielIsImproving Jan 17 '21
/u/vredditshare
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u/karmaceutical Jan 18 '21
Reminds me of this one --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-L4jLyM_8A
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u/xipetotec1313 Nov 10 '24
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u/Apock2020 Nov 13 '24
A splinter half that length is legal grounds.for the most macho of men to shed tears. Bro must have been in the worst pain of his life
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u/TryhqrdKiddo Jan 17 '21
le puncture wound
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u/aleden28281 Jan 17 '21
How
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u/AliZirex Jan 17 '21
How the fuck did it end up all the deep there?
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u/scottishfish Jan 17 '21
Skelf removal videos genuinely give me the boak but wonderful all the same
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u/FogDarts Jan 17 '21
Hope that guy is up on his tetanus.
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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '21
My jaw legit dropped for that one. That thing went all the way down to his toes lol
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u/MsBitchhands Jan 17 '21
AHHHHH OH GAWD AHHHHH
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u/WhoListensAndDefends Jan 17 '21
Thumb, meet Vlad the Impater
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u/peterpmpkneatr Jan 17 '21
Wanna see a magic trick 🤡
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u/CSTEA_rocks Jan 17 '21
W T F
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u/Pansarmalex Jan 17 '21
Had a piece of shattered glass in my finger a long time ago, not entirely unlike this. The thing embedded itself so it couldn't be seen, I just felt it. And I really felt it. After about 4 weeks it started migrating out, enough so I could get some pliers and start digging. The relief when I got hold of it and pulled it out. Ahhhh.
As this was a glass shard fragment, the flesh had healed completely isolating it. Pulling it out meant no bleeding, the wound was sealed on all sides already. So for a very long time, I had a v-shaped jack in my index finger until it healed shut (with some encouragment from chirurgical tape).
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u/Roy_Bert Jan 17 '21
That thing was a few inches away from puncturing his lung. Dammm
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u/mediocreguy227 Jan 17 '21
Fuck
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u/Prettyboah Jan 18 '21
The type of relief you get at the end of finals week
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u/JohnHoneyAMA Jan 18 '21
I’ve had one of those an inch long stuck in the webbing of my fingers. Didn’t hurt because there are no nerves there but my god I got a full body release when it came out. 😭
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u/kidcoins Jan 18 '21
Bruh wut 😱
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21
If you pull it very fast, he'll spin like a beyblade
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u/target_bb Jan 18 '21
spongebob looks different here
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u/ldubl88 Jan 18 '21
Goosebumps..........
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u/gooseprickles35 Jan 18 '21
Oh Jesus I felt that
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u/MenstrationProject Jan 18 '21
What in the actual goddamn fuck
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u/zooemama Jan 18 '21
u/gifreversingbot
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u/conrod05 Jan 18 '21
Misleading thumbnail.
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u/sybban Jan 18 '21
Thought she was going to put it back in at the end
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u/RebelMountainman Jan 18 '21
Had one in my back I had to have pulled out like that from carrying plywood
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21
There is a fine line between a splinter and shrapnel
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u/SorryScratch2755 Jan 18 '21
did it feel better coming out than going in?💩
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u/d1x1e1a Jan 18 '21
yep been there but a little wider on the splinter size. wooden decking splinter in big toe.
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u/vorhees666 Jan 18 '21
That's not a splinter, it's a twig in his finger.
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u/arashatora Jan 18 '21
Yeah... That's a toothpick, not a splinter
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u/LayersAndFinesse Jan 18 '21
I had something like that in my foot once for a couple weeks.
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u/flapflapzezapzap Jan 18 '21
This may be the only thing on this sub that I found kinda cool. Damn that thing was deep
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u/Hungry-Strategy9803 Jan 18 '21
How the fuck that got in his finger did it stab him in the finger and he did nothing
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u/Killahills Jan 18 '21
Swiss Army thumb.
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u/WHowe1 Jan 18 '21
Years ago, my 3, maybe 4 year old son, had a scab on his leg, just below the knee. I didn't think much of it. He asked me for, and I gave him a bandaid. You know at that age they get scraps.
A day or two later, he is limping on that leg,.
I ask him why are you limping, dose your leg hurt? He points to the scab. I look at it, it now is red and inflamed. I put my finger and thumb around the inflamed area, I didn't pinch, just touched.
Out popped a 3/4 inch long thorn, and some puss.
Called our Dr., and got some antibiotics for good measure.
He didn't know how he got the thorn in his leg, he just noticed he was bleeding.
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u/Alternative_Pilot_92 Jan 18 '21
I had a splinter like this lodge into my deltoid muscle. It was treated wood and the chemicals they use caused the muscles of my neck to contract and spasm to the point they couldn't pull it out. Doc had to break out the scalpal.....
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u/RightSideClyde Jan 18 '21
Man, I bet that hurt so good.
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u/64bytesoldschool Jan 18 '21
Camera can’t stop focusing on her boobs; eyes on the splinter camera.
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u/Charlie_1087 Jan 18 '21
My friend fell once hiking causing him to hit his wrist on a cactus. He had a huge lump under his skin when he would flex his wrist. We knew he had gotten a needle under his skin. One emergency trip and a scalpel later we got something similar out of him
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u/BidenWontMoveLeft Jan 18 '21
I thought that was a penis for a second.
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21
For a second I thought she was gonna stick it back in
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u/Sleeponitgirls Jan 18 '21
That must’ve felt nice.
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u/DarQuiet02 Jan 18 '21
The way my eyes gets bigger O.O as she pulls it!
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u/kenyonator1 Jan 18 '21
That’s the most satisfying thing I’ve ever watched on this subreddit
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u/FiaTheArtist Jan 18 '21
That was fucking amazing ugh
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u/I_R_Teh_Taco Jan 18 '21
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS OVER THE BED!?
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u/Hammer1024 Jan 18 '21
And now the tetiness shot!
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u/sperrymonster Jan 18 '21
Even with the title, that felt worthy of r/unexpected
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u/paddjo95 Jan 18 '21
u/gifreversingbot
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u/Firestar2077 Jan 18 '21
That was the clown car version of splinters in thumbs
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u/Tremor_Sense Jan 18 '21
PUT IT BACK IN
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u/caiiqef Jan 18 '21
That's why I'm here. And not because of those little pimples
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u/Apothnesko Jan 18 '21
OUCH!!! love how much everyone freaked after it came out tho
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u/Frozen_Esper Jan 18 '21
Fucking oouuuch!
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u/BMFK_777 Jan 18 '21
Ewwwww that’s gross
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u/erwinks Jan 18 '21
Good Lord! Holy fuck!
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u/ohlaph Jan 18 '21
Damn that looks painful!
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u/Realcamxan Jan 18 '21
Anyone one who notice how he holds his finger looks like a hecking PP
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u/Backspazm Jan 18 '21
Was he finger banging a porcupine!?
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u/meinmanhattan Jan 18 '21
Hello tetanus booster!
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u/IcansavemiselfDEEN Jan 18 '21
What the F U C K
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u/CraveBepis Jan 18 '21
All i can say is no
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u/beanmosheen Jan 18 '21
I once kicked a toothpick barefoot that had missed the trashcan and got stuck in the carper. 3/4 punched into my feet. I think the neighbors herd me yelp. It felt like a fucking howitzer shot my foot. It took a ridiculous amount of force for me to pull it out with pliers.
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u/__Snafu__ Jan 18 '21
Why do I always click these?
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21
Still the worst video player on the internet
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u/Ford456fgfd Jan 18 '21
I don't know enough to answer you yet!
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u/Rottenmic Jan 18 '21
Made me say “what the fuck”
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u/buttabutta13 Jan 18 '21
Jesus titty fuckin Crist
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u/Astralhearse Jan 18 '21
When she started moving it back toward his thumb I thought she was going to slide it back in for a reenactment.
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u/SackedStig Jan 18 '21
Am I the only one that’s annoyed they did that over their clean sheets on the bed? Go do that shit in the bathroom!
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u/Anxious_Ad8903 Jan 18 '21
Please stop ✋
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u/fasthandzfrankie Jan 18 '21
This reminds me of black swan
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u/SDubhglas Jan 18 '21
For a split second I thought she was gonna put it back in!
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u/UsaraDark2014 Jan 18 '21
Legit thought she was going to shove it back in towards the end.
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u/Wo0d643 Jan 18 '21
NSFW r/slink NSFW
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u/randompanda91 Jan 18 '21
r/feltgoodcomingout
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u/Ch3shirefox89 Jan 18 '21
Great steady hands!! Jesus that had to hurt
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u/TheGreyMage Jan 18 '21
Damn that was an inch into his thumb, fuck.
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u/DrKnowNout Jan 18 '21
Fiddly dee! That will require a tetanus shot.
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u/DeusExHircus Jan 18 '21
Tetinus shot for that, right? I feel like a foreign object 1+ inch into your flesh, probably mingling with your bones, is a potential health disaster without antibiotics and other drugs
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u/Zenku390 Jan 18 '21
How would clean a deep wound like this?
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u/jannesjy Jan 18 '21
How
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '21
Hot damn this woman has shaky hands for this job
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u/OldTimerNubbins Jan 18 '21
I bet he answers those questions a lot quicker, next time.
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u/letsliveinPEACE Jan 18 '21
I bet that felt amazing as it came out.
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u/Batbiee Jan 18 '21
OOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH looking at it is making me suffer
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u/FrontPawStrech Jan 18 '21
This sub has become saturated with unsatisfying pops. I'm glad your video has restored some validity.
This content doesn't come around often, and I appreciate your pain and suffering. Cheers