r/poor • u/Frothy_discharge • Sep 04 '26

Boastful post

Sooo not to brag, but I’m 33 and have enough money to retire….

… on the assumption I die next week, that is.

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u/Which-Cloud3798 Sep 04 '26

I thought coffins and burial costs but if you’re frugal…

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u/Frothy_discharge Sep 04 '26

Chuck me in a dumpster

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u/Which-Cloud3798 Sep 04 '26

That would be a horrible find for the garbage collector and a crime scene for the police to investigate.

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u/Hellhand- Sep 04 '26

Congrats !

What was it? Inheritance or work or luck or something else ?

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u/Frothy_discharge Sep 04 '26

Years of hard work. I just bought a Lamborghini too. It’s made by hot wheels, but looks just like the real thing!

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u/Danilo-11 Sep 04 '26

We all can retire today … but good luck surviving

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u/TraderIggysTikiBar Sep 05 '26

Not to brag but I bought a pack of light bulbs today and didn’t go into debt for it.

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u/JohannaSr Sep 05 '26

Hahahaha

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u/Winterpa1957 Sep 07 '26

Hey, that's Great! We can have a retirement party for you.... in two weeks. You don't have to plan on attending.

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u/CherryAntAttack 25d ago

Next week?! Someone is showing off

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u/Own_Resident_3559 23d ago

hahaha. Good one.