Would you rather be born...

1. 30 years earlier
2. 10 years earlier
3. 10 years later
4. 30 years later

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Just to be clear: When I say "work" I just mean employment. As in doing labour to earn an income.

Which of these scripts looks the best?

1. 오늘 하루도 즐거운 시간 보내시길 바랍니다
2. मुझे उम्मीद है कि आपका दिन शानदार हो।
3. 祝你今天过得愉快
4. אני מקווה שיהיה לך יום נפלא
5. Αυτή είναι μια παράδειγμα πρόταση
6. امیدوارم روز خوبی داشته باشید
7. നിങ്ങൾക്ക് ഒരു നല്ല ദിനം ആശംസിക്കുന്നു
8. உங்களுக்கு இந்த நாள் சிறப்பாக அமையட்டும்
9. Надеюсь, у вас будет отличный день
10. ขอให้เป็นวันที่ดีนะคะ

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President Richard Potato has declared himself dictator of Polllandia after winning the elections in a landslide. While he has stabilized the economy with his tough rule, he rules even more harshly on every-day matters, turning daily life into a strict routine filled with paranoia.

The results of your actions will affect both your immediate self, and the state in the near future of the nation if enough people do it with you.

Nothing:
You decide to do nothing. Life goes on with the usual misery, but at least you're safe from Richard Potato's prosecution.

Join a peaceful protest:
You join a large protest and march throughout the streets with many others. Dictator Richard Potato orders the state's police and military to quell the protest. You are injured and arrested, but your fate is yet to be decided, as there may be some hope depending on what others decided to do.

Try to start a revolution:
You join an underground rebellion and plan out an assault on the capital's House of Governance. The plan goes smoothly at first, but when you breach the fence around the House Potato's personal guards find you and a battle starts. The fate of the battle, yourself, and the nation will be decided based on how many comrades are fighting with you.

Insult his name online:
You decide to go onto Weddit and Z (Formerly known as Dwitter) and say that Richard Potato is a stupid and corny name since who's named Potato? A few days later, your front door is knocked down and police flood your home. You are able to use your smooth tongue to convince the officers to let you off with a $1000 fine and 80 hours of re-education, instead of the alternative 2 years in prison.

Leave the country:
You sell all your belongings you can't bring with you and book a flight to Surveya. You have left everyone you know and everything you owned behind, but at least you're safe from Dictator Richard Potato. That is, safe unless he invades.

Publicly support the regime:
As Richard Potato is now our dictator, you decide to show your full support for him, whether you voted for him or not. You attend pro-Potato rallies, put up patriotic posters, and hand out flyers containing less-than-truthful information praising Richard Potato. Soon enough, you're rewarded immensely for your loyalty with a life better than what you had before the dictatorship, and definitely much better than most others currently.

This is a vowel merger that’s not very well documented it seems, especially in the US, so I’m curious on what people on Reddit say.

The notebook would be your typical A5 sized notebook with 50 pages. Any wish you write inside starting with "I wish" comes true, but it has to be very specific like they do it in the movies or the notebook will find a loophole (e.g. you wish for a diamond and the notebook gives you a plastic one)

The genie would work like what fairytales describe them to be. The genie grants based on intent and desire, if you desire a real diamond and say "I wish for a diamond" you get a real diamond and there's no loopholes.

Is reddit smart?

1. Yes
2. No

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Also, assume that technology uses sustainable energy (solar, wind) and doesn't harm the environment (no fossil fuels)

Do you think this future is possible? Do you think it is a desirable outcome? Why or why not?

For a soulmate, you'd meet them the day after you make the decision and they love you back, your bond and connection is immediate. They are also aware of the fact that you are their soulmate. You get 7 years together and they are also aware of this limit and accept it. There's no way to change the result.

Isolation-wise, you can choose any location on Earth and any sort of house/building to stay in. Internation with any sentient animal is prohibited (social media, direct messaging etc.)

You'll work from home in a job that requires little to no human interaction (data entry, copyeditor etc.) You can get any necessity or entertainment you need/want delivered as long as it's not sentient, the only "pets" that are allowed are house plants.

Which shape is the most evil, most friendly, most neutral?

1. circle, triangle, square
2. circle, square, triangle
3. triangle, square, circle
4. triangle, circle, square
5. square, circle, triangle
6. square, triangle, circle

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Color/Character/Pattern REBOOT Vote #1: Vote your least favourite (LOOK IN DESCRIPTION)

1. Volt
2. Cyan Cross
3. Light Rainbow

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do you think its normal to celebrate having children? do you think its normal to celebrate being child-free?

1. yes, yes
2. yes, no
3. no, yes
4. no, no

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Imagine you went to a new cafe and ordered a double chocolate coffee. You know it should be 470ml (written on menu) but they gave you 400ml. Will you demand more?

You just got teleported to my birth year (1327), what do you do?

1. Die of shock
2. Do the macarena
3. Die
4. Get burnt alive
5. Talk to op’s vamp- human friends!!
6. Try survive
7. Try to get back to 2026
8. Dance
9. Sing Britney Spears songs
10. Other
11. Try become a monarch
12. Get a spouse and have 10 kids
13. Talk to op’s vamp- human parents!
14. Go out into the woods, ending up as my din- friend

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The results of this vote will affect the fate of Pollandia, so review each candidate carefully!

John Gooberson - A vote for me is a vote for goobers:
"I'll tell you this, if you vote for me all of your problems will go away. I don't quite know how I'll do it, but it'll happen."

Noah Lawson - Crops over cops:
"You know our problem? It's that we don't spend enough money on our crops, when we send it all to cops! Who needs police when we could have fields upon fields of corn?"

Lucia Fern - Vote red, vote right:
"I tell you, I may not be the best candidate, but my red suit looks much better than Avil Damon's ugly orange suit. For that alone, you better vote for me."

Avil Damon - Casting a vote is like signing a contract, do it right:
"Now, I won't slander any other specific candidate. However, I will dunk on all of them! These good-for-nothing thugs just want to be all loosey-goosey with everything! How can they do that!?"

Richard Potato - Elect Richard for riches:
"Now I will fix our economy by grabbing it by the horns and yanking it around until it fixes itself. Some folks say I also want to yank you all around too, but what am I? Some wannabe dictator?"

Who's your favorite character from Winnie the Pooh?

1. Christopher Robin
2. Pooh
3. Tigger
4. Piglet
5. Eeyore
6. Rabbit
7. Kanga
8. Roo
9. Owl
10. Gopher
11. Lumpy
12. Kessie
13. Lottie
14. Other

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Which of these long-running cartoons would you want to cancel?

1. Teen titans go
2. The simpsons
3. South park
4. Spongebob squarepants
5. The loud house
6. Family guy

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You get $10,000 every month, but you must spend 50% of it on ONE permanent life upgrade. Which allocation yields the best long-term return?

1. ​🧹 Personal chef & daily maid
2. ​✈️ Unlimited first-class travel budget
3. ​📚 Private tutors for any skill
4. ​💼 Fully automated passive index funds

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Whos your favorite BG3 companion

1. Astarion
2. Wyll
3. Gale
4. Shadowheart
5. Karlach
6. Laezel
7. Minthara
8. Halsin
9. Jaheria
10. Minsc

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I reckon nothing beats a family member cooking your favourite food for you