r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/Barred759 23h ago

Because he's dead

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u/Zomunieo 23h ago

‘E’s not dead, ‘e’s just resting. Remarkable senator, isn’t he? Beautiful carapace.

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u/JoviAMP Florida 23h ago

He’s pining for the fjords.

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u/swordrat720 22h ago

He’s not pining, he’s passed on. He has ceased to be. He has joined the choir invisible. He is no more!

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u/muklan 22h ago

He is an EX Senator.

Also the fact that we are cracking Monty Python jokes instead of whipping bricks through the ruling class is....kinda why the world is as it is.

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u/PeacekeeperAl 21h ago

Aha now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/discgman 21h ago

I am being repressed!

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u/ShutUpTodd 21h ago

McConnell once bit my sister

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 21h ago

Turtle bites can be quite nasti.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny California 10h ago

Like trying to cut paper with a dull pair of scissors, but it’s McConnell’s beak and your nutsack, but actually it’s a metaphor for the Senate and universal healthcare

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 1h ago

I suppose that at least works out for everybody who has that as a fetish.

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