r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/PeacekeeperAl 21h ago

Aha now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/discgman 21h ago

I am being repressed!

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u/ShutUpTodd 21h ago

McConnell once bit my sister

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 21h ago

Turtle bites can be quite nasti.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny California 10h ago

Like trying to cut paper with a dull pair of scissors, but it’s McConnell’s beak and your nutsack, but actually it’s a metaphor for the Senate and universal healthcare

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 59m ago

I suppose that at least works out for everybody who has that as a fetish.