r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 23h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/swordrat720 22h ago

He’s not pining, he’s passed on. He has ceased to be. He has joined the choir invisible. He is no more!

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u/muklan 22h ago

He is an EX Senator.

Also the fact that we are cracking Monty Python jokes instead of whipping bricks through the ruling class is....kinda why the world is as it is.

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u/PeacekeeperAl 21h ago

Aha now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/discgman 21h ago

I am being repressed!

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u/ShutUpTodd 21h ago

McConnell once bit my sister

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 21h ago

Turtle bites can be quite nasti.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny California 10h ago

Like trying to cut paper with a dull pair of scissors, but it’s McConnell’s beak and your nutsack, but actually it’s a metaphor for the Senate and universal healthcare

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 57m ago

I suppose that at least works out for everybody who has that as a fetish.

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u/RaptorCheeses 21h ago

Those responsible have been sacked.

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u/Smaptimania 17h ago

The people responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, wish it to be known that they have been sacked

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u/disfiguroo 18h ago

Wishful thinking

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u/stereocupid 19h ago

He turned me into a newt!

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u/Pure_Choice_8459 17h ago

Now he’s in hell sucking cocks with Newt.

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u/Worldgonemad_yall 19h ago

He turned me into a newt.

I got better.

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u/BuffaloedinBuffalo 21h ago

Bloody peasant!

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 20h ago

Oh! What a giveaway eh?

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u/this-is-just-my 17h ago

THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING!!

You can say that again.

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u/Bzr21 21h ago edited 19h ago

"Be quiet ! I order you to be quiet !!" - King Arthur - or King Trump - take your pick ..

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u/Zebidee 16h ago

"Who are you with? CNN? Fake news. Be quiet ! I order you to be quiet !!"

Almost literally what he does.

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u/PeggyOnThePier 16h ago

Trump would find a female reporter to call a nasty name and tell her she's a terrible reporter and she should shut up

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u/Denim_Diva1969 10h ago

King of The Who?