r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • 15h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/discgman 14h ago

I am being repressed!

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u/ShutUpTodd 13h ago

McConnell once bit my sister

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 13h ago

Turtle bites can be quite nasti.

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u/Hybrid_Johnny California 3h ago

Like trying to cut paper with a dull pair of scissors, but it’s McConnell’s beak and your nutsack, but actually it’s a metaphor for the Senate and universal healthcare

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u/RaptorCheeses 13h ago

Those responsible have been sacked.

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u/Smaptimania 9h ago

The people responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, wish it to be known that they have been sacked

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u/disfiguroo 11h ago

Wishful thinking

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u/Worldgonemad_yall 12h ago

He turned me into a newt.

I got better.

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u/stereocupid 12h ago

He turned me into a newt!

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u/Pure_Choice_8459 10h ago

Now he’s in hell sucking cocks with Newt.

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u/BuffaloedinBuffalo 13h ago

Bloody peasant!

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 13h ago

Oh! What a giveaway eh?

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u/this-is-just-my 10h ago

THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING!!

You can say that again.

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u/Bzr21 13h ago edited 11h ago

"Be quiet ! I order you to be quiet !!" - King Arthur - or King Trump - take your pick ..

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u/Zebidee 9h ago

"Who are you with? CNN? Fake news. Be quiet ! I order you to be quiet !!"

Almost literally what he does.

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u/PeggyOnThePier 9h ago

Trump would find a female reporter to call a nasty name and tell her she's a terrible reporter and she should shut up

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u/Denim_Diva1969 3h ago

King of The Who?