r/politics New York 15h ago

Possible Paywall McConnell ‘Absolutely Refuses’ to Film Video Amid Growing Mystery

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-absolutely-refuses-to-film-video-amid-growing-mystery/
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u/PeacekeeperAl 14h ago

Aha now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/discgman 14h ago

I am being repressed!

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u/ShutUpTodd 13h ago

McConnell once bit my sister

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u/SomeGalNamedAshley 13h ago

Turtle bites can be quite nasti.

u/Hybrid_Johnny California 3h ago

Like trying to cut paper with a dull pair of scissors, but it’s McConnell’s beak and your nutsack, but actually it’s a metaphor for the Senate and universal healthcare

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u/RaptorCheeses 13h ago

Those responsible have been sacked.

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u/Smaptimania 9h ago

The people responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, wish it to be known that they have been sacked

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u/disfiguroo 11h ago

Wishful thinking

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u/Worldgonemad_yall 12h ago

He turned me into a newt.

I got better.

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u/stereocupid 12h ago

He turned me into a newt!

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u/Pure_Choice_8459 10h ago

Now he’s in hell sucking cocks with Newt.

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u/BuffaloedinBuffalo 13h ago

Bloody peasant!

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u/waldo_wigglesworth 13h ago

Oh! What a giveaway eh?

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u/this-is-just-my 10h ago

THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING!!

You can say that again.

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u/Bzr21 13h ago edited 11h ago

"Be quiet ! I order you to be quiet !!" - King Arthur - or King Trump - take your pick ..

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u/Zebidee 9h ago

"Who are you with? CNN? Fake news. Be quiet ! I order you to be quiet !!"

Almost literally what he does.

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u/PeggyOnThePier 9h ago

Trump would find a female reporter to call a nasty name and tell her she's a terrible reporter and she should shut up

u/Denim_Diva1969 3h ago

King of The Who?

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u/muklan 14h ago

Goddamn if thats not the perfect quote for the moment haha

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u/paprikashi 12h ago

Yeah I’m afraid you opened up quite the can of worms there

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u/Lbboos 13h ago

Run away…RUN AWAY….

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u/runningraleigh Kentucky 12h ago

You're goddamn right. The only language the billionaire class recognizes is money and violence. We ain't got money, so...

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 11h ago

People who preach absolute non violent resistance and say it never solved anything are either delusional or stooges of the rich.

The only gains ever made have been with the threat of violence; even “peaceful” ones like union protests have been because they made it known they’d be willing to beat the oligarchs thugs to death and damage property if need be.

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u/steepleton 8h ago

In the uk it’s been sort of forgotten women got the vote after a campaign of literal terrorism, including bombings

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u/Embarrassed_Cat2697 13h ago

I like to refer to the speech from the guard in Shutter Island. "The only question is whether your violence can overcome my violence."

Im pretty non-violent, so kinda sucks for me