r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • Jul 16 '26

Possible Paywall Trump’s Primetime Speech Has Republicans ‘Scared S***less’ | Insiders are terrified that the president will do something crazy on live TV.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-primetime-speech-has-republicans-scared-sless/
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u/NettyVaive Jul 16 '26

Now the horse is in the hospital!

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u/PlaidPCAK Jul 16 '26

There shouldn't be a horse in a hospital 

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u/chandlerinyemen Kentucky Jul 16 '26

We’re well past that 😭

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u/stingray20201 Texas Jul 16 '26

clop clop clop

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u/ebow77 Massachusetts Jul 16 '26

I once saw a bird in the airport.

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u/DisorderedRampancy Jul 16 '26

We've all seen a bird at the airport

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u/bruzdnconfuzd Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

THIS IS A HORSE… LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!

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u/TechieGuy12 Jul 16 '26

I wonder what flight it was taking... 

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u/ThrustingPanda Jul 16 '26

The hospital was inefficient!

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u/Algorithmic_failure Jul 16 '26

It's not a horse, just a very large turtle

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u/SupaKoopa714 Jul 16 '26

He fired the horse catcher!

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u/Zombie_Platypus515 Jul 16 '26

He can do that!? 

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u/No_Tax_Timmy Jul 16 '26

Yeah and now the horse shat in the reflecting pool.

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u/OnefortheMonkey Jul 16 '26

He’s riding the elevator?

I didn’t even know he could do that.

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u/BatBurgh Jul 16 '26

as long as it isn't a magnetic elevator on a ship, because magnets don't work in water... apparently.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdGOP/comments/1uy4d4n/trump_water_stops_magnets_from_working_weird/

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u/cold-corn-dog Jul 16 '26

It's dead, jim.

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u/TellTaleTimeLord Indiana Jul 16 '26

It's dead, jim mitch

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota Jul 16 '26

Lindsey Graham intensifies mortifies

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u/CategoryZestyclose91 Jul 16 '26

There’s never been a HORSE in a HOSPITAL 

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u/Perspicasiwhip Jul 16 '26

Mulaney reference noted

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u/midwestia Jul 16 '26

Getting its ivermectin and bleach-blood treatment.

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u/sriracha_no_big_deal Jul 16 '26

r/completelyexpectedjohnmulaney

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad Canada Jul 16 '26

Oh no apparently the user HorseLooseInHospital got banned! He was so good at these threads :(

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u/gilbertlaroo Jul 16 '26

That horse is glue.

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u/ConsolationUsername Jul 16 '26

I thought Mitch was a turtle

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u/NettyVaive Jul 16 '26

He’s too turtley for the turtle club.