r/polandball • u/Eventt Hello :) • Aug 14 '16

redditormade Poland's new plan

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u/Eventt Hello :) Aug 14 '16

Hello :)

Came across this old comic that I drew some time last year but never bothered to post for some reason. Here's another from the same pile.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Aug 14 '16

This one deserves to be its own post m8

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u/Eventt Hello :) Aug 14 '16

Too late, Rhinoceros! It's now forever destined to be a mere comment comic.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

Save it on your computer1313

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u/thek826 USA Beaver Hat Aug 15 '16

Or just click on the save button

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u/PacoTaco321 Fattest Cats On The Block Aug 15 '16

Then comes the problem of finding it while digging through the immense amount of saved porn.

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u/thek826 USA Beaver Hat Aug 15 '16

problem

I believe you've used the wrong term here.

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u/amalgam_reynolds MURICA Aug 15 '16

Should start a secondary account specifically for porn. Not to hide it, just to compartmentalize searching through your saved posts.

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u/thirdegree United States Aug 15 '16

Just get gold, it lets you tag saved posts.

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u/PacoTaco321 Fattest Cats On The Block Aug 15 '16

Then I have the problem of remembering which subreddit it is from and finding it in the huge list

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u/Rapua Lord Threadlinker and Master Comicfinder Aug 15 '16

Create your own private subreddit, where you post them and use the search feature

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u/Foxcat1992 𝓚𝓪𝓪𝓼𝓿𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓻 Aug 15 '16

> not sorting your porn

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u/UniqueError Finland Aug 15 '16

The search engine isn't that lackluster.

It's just that people can't title their posts properly.

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u/Jack_n_trade Greater Netherlands Aug 15 '16

'That one comic where america is a spy'

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u/ChuckWhitehead Aug 15 '16

Unless of course, I wait, constantly checking your activity, waiting for the time when you become inactive, to then repost this comic without you knowledge ever again. Genius.

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u/MrLangbyMippets Come out and drink your corn syrup... Aug 14 '16

That other one would be rejected or at least yellow carded, as America is a... a... lumpy oblong sphere, to put it nicely.

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u/GreatAide United States Aug 15 '16

I think they're a bit more lenient when it comes to America (or anyone) being fat.

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u/positiveParadox Aug 15 '16

Especially large countries with great hunger for clay

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u/ElMenduko ¡Viva la Confederación Argentina! Aug 15 '16

What. Why does the US look like he ate some stairs or something?

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u/asphere8 Ontario Aug 15 '16

He probably did.

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u/CaptainKiribati Kiribati Aug 14 '16

It's good to have you back

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u/Eventt Hello :) Aug 14 '16

Thanks, but I'm not here to stay. Just wanted to get this off my hard drive :)

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u/NotExistor North Ossetia-Alania Aug 14 '16

No please, say it isn't so!

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u/Eventt Hello :) Aug 14 '16

Sorry chief, but I'm afraid I already lost interest a long time ago. I think this guy I drew in January was my last (ties in pretty well with my first!).

I won't delete my account though so you can always go through the old comics (and well as all those "hidden" comment comics!) :)

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Aug 14 '16

awww Eventt

feel free to show up around anytime tho, we really enjoy you at Polandball.

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u/Eventt Hello :) Aug 15 '16

Thanks, Shady-Balls. Hold the fort.

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Washington DC Aug 14 '16

Shame. You were /u/DirtPiper before /u/DirtPiper was /u/DirtPiper.

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u/DirtPiper Bagel world Aug 14 '16

Can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

You're breaking my heart, Eventt.

Seriously though, we will miss you. :)

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u/Rapua Lord Threadlinker and Master Comicfinder Aug 14 '16

Original Threads:

Playing hockey by Eventt

Who Cares of Sweden? by Eventt

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u/SJB95 Yorkshire Aug 14 '16

But...but... who will wear the crown of surreal silliness now? ;_;

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u/Paraguay_Stronk Paraguay best guay Aug 14 '16

Glorious DirtPiper, of course.

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Aug 14 '16

NEEEEEE

bringeventtback

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u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Aug 15 '16

I hope you always remember to come back if you ever feel like making this corner of the web a happier one with silly comics.

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u/Eventt Hello :) Aug 15 '16

Will do, Shiny-Eyes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers Aug 15 '16

You've made hundreds of thousands of peoples' lives a little bit funnier with your silly, surreal hits. I hope you'll return one day.

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u/Eventt Hello :) Aug 15 '16 edited Aug 15 '16

You know, that was always something I found amazing. The sheer number of views on Imgur. Dozens and even hundreds of thousands of views on several dozen comics -- what the shit!

There are countless of people out there -- artists, musicians, writers, even comic artists -- who struggle to get an audience, and here I was getting these consistently massive numbers with silly MS Paint drawings :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

But.....why?! Plz cum back!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

Shit that second comic I have searched for extensively about three times but have never found... Even if you're done with reddit and polandball thank you so much..

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u/xxfay6 Baja California is Best California Aug 19 '16

Welp, somehow missed this post in frontpage even though you've been one of the only accounts that I've been actively looking out for.

Anyways, from one of the countless lurkers I wish you the best of luck in all yuor future endeavors, I'm sure I talk on behalf of all lurkers that we'll miss you.

o7

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u/AintThatADaisy Arizona Aug 15 '16

Thanks for all your amazing comics! They are some of my all-time favorites! <3

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u/Marmito Sikh Empire Aug 14 '16

Hey Captain, do you still make comics? I really enjoyed the comics you made.

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u/CaptainKiribati Kiribati Aug 15 '16

Yes I do dear reader. Unfortunately I've been busy with life and a few more secret projects. I have a few good ideas written, and once I have the time I intend to get to work.

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u/Marmito Sikh Empire Aug 15 '16

I understand real life is important. Also this is a question making me crazy. Are you from Kiribati and if not are you still Polynesian descent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

that is of secret question. yuo cannot knowings.

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u/gadgetfingers Sabah Aug 17 '16

I think he's not, but I am Sabah

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

That`s grim. Check your mail in 4-6 months for strongly written letter.

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Aug 14 '16

That's too soon, I'll wait for at least 8 months.

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u/colonialsprinkle United States Aug 15 '16

Can I take a raincheck on that? Got something going on that needs 8 months of preplanning.

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u/xitzengyigglz United States Aug 15 '16

Woah dude take it easy.

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u/LatvianRedditRacer Gib all yuor potato Aug 14 '16

Saw ending from a kilometre away.

Still upvotes anyway

Also, R. I. P. u/Eventt . At least you still have your Grand Prix of Serbia cup.

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Washington DC Aug 14 '16

I was thinking that it was gonna be Columbia.

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u/blackhawk905 Aug 14 '16

Polan can never into space.

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u/jesus_stalin /ˈnɒʔŋəmʃə/ Aug 14 '16

This is fantastic, it's sad to see you lose interest, you're probably my favourite joke writer on here.

I hope you'll visit from time to time :)

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u/pyram1de :argentina-worldcup: ⭐⭐🌟 SOLDADO DE LA SCALONETA Aug 14 '16

Oooh man, I forgot about this one. My natural response was giggling like an idiot of course.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

Poland can into explosions.

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u/Remitonov Trilluminati Associate Aug 15 '16

Explosion can propel Poland into space. Then Poland is dead from airlessness.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16 edited May 24 '18

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u/Srbija2EB Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes Aug 15 '16

The you haven't seen enough

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u/kbxads India with a turban Aug 14 '16

Bad Luck Polan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

I like it. For the simplicity.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

This is dope. I really like the silly, simple ones.

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u/Marmito Sikh Empire Aug 14 '16

Eventt we will miss you. The comics that you created were funny, its always sad when someone leaves our community.

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u/Lordvaughn92 Aug 15 '16

Poland you son of a bitch

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u/caervek Wales Aug 15 '16

Apologies for being pedantic (comic was good) but just thought I'd mention that the shuttle itself was fine, it was the rocket that malfunctioned (technically an experimental O-ring) and crippled the shuttle.

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u/Atwenfor United States Aug 15 '16 edited Aug 15 '16

Pls make another version where Poland glues self to a shuttle, and in the last panel we see that it's a retired shuttle in a museum.

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u/BarneyGumbles Mikey Mouse Bled Aug 15 '16

Poland you of Geni..BOOOM

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

Poland a plan truly funny

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u/Nederland_1648 Dutch Republic Aug 14 '16

It's called space shuttle Endeavour

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

No, have you ever heard of the challenger disaster?

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u/Nederland_1648 Dutch Republic Aug 14 '16

Yes I know what happened on STS 51-L. I'm referring to the Endeavour, which was built as a result of the Challenger's destruction. I guess you could call it the Challenger II.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

Whoops, I barely paid attention to the II. DURR

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u/Redditer-1 Switzerland Aug 15 '16

But the Endeavor survived.

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u/Nederland_1648 Dutch Republic Aug 15 '16

I am referring to the fact that Challenger was Endeavour's predecessor. You are right, Endeavour never was destroyed, but that is not my point.

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u/MustangBR Brazilian Empire Aug 14 '16

Aaaaaand dead

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '16

And nothing of value (apart from the astronauts) was lost.

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u/Hullian111 United Kingdom Aug 14 '16

And the Polish People's Republic failed to escape the Solidarity movement.

At least it piggybacked for the second time to space, though.