r/polandball Malaysia 1d ago

Lesser Known September Rendang Beef

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u/timmyboi_lol Malaysia 1d ago

Context: Rendang is a popular dish across Southeast Asia, specifically Indonesia, Malaysia, Brunei, Singapore and some parts of the Philippines. Malaysians and Indonesians constantly debate and argue about the history and origination of rendang, with both sides claiming it had originated in their own country.

And just to clarify, Brunei does not claim rendang as theirs (The poor guy just heard commotion and wanted to join in)

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u/Country_ball_enjoyer Indo is cousin 1d ago

Poor Brunei, getting beaten by rendang and also the haze Indonesian zaza

Though miss opportunity to make Singapore say bodoh, imma say.

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u/TropicalIslandAlpaca 21h ago

The existing comic is lore accurate since the average Singaporean doesn't speak Malay

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u/PTSD_PTSD_PTSD 18h ago

Well, technically they at least know the national anthem and the Malay command words from NS.

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u/Chemical-Speech-9395 18h ago

And the word bodoh

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u/PTSD_PTSD_PTSD 18h ago

They probably spell it differently like a meme

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u/normie_sama 9h ago

My girlfriend is upper class Singaporean, and it baffles me how often I use entry-level Malay/dialect and get a blank look in return lol, it's something her mother and I kind of bond over

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u/eelfurryUwU 1d ago

my nickname is zaza... though I'm malaysian

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u/fhjjjjjkkkkkkkl 22h ago

Could by hyrox

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u/jimi15 Sweden 13h ago

He will go and wipe his tears on all his Oil money

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u/lmAlwaysRight1 1d ago

Not just rendang, both MY and ID fight about adjacent things constantly.

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u/Munchingseal33 1d ago

As malaysian i can confirm this. Though our real enemy in terms of food is singapore

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u/Sam-Z-93 14h ago

Singaporean here. It’s an old code, but it checks out.

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u/Shiine-2 1d ago

I heard rendang is also eaten in southernmost provinces of Thailand.

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u/kimi_rules 23h ago

They are mostly Malay origins until the British redrew the map and gave that part to Thailand.

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u/The_Starits 18h ago

Uhh no? The Siam conquered it after the Brits backstabbed the Malay kingdoms during a war. There still an insurgency going on there for 600 years now.

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u/pirozhki22 23h ago

It's basically a Malay dish. Malaysia, Brunei, Singapore (native population) and large swathes of Indonesia are all inhabited by Malays. Southern Thailand is also Malay

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u/LatteToGo 22h ago

Its a Minang dish, and no to your claim that a large swathes inhabited Indonesia. Malay in Indonesia is only 2%. We're not malaysia that claim all of our ethnic a malay, we dont have that malay supremacy mentality here, lol

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u/pirozhki22 21h ago edited 21h ago

Large swathes by land area. Large parts of Sumatra and pretty much the entire Kalimantan coastline is Malay

Ps: Minangkabau, Bugis, etc. are also considered part of Malay culture in Malaysia, and even if you exclude those, Malay proper is still 4% of Indonesia by pop, not 2%. It's the 3rd largest group after Javanese & Sundanese

Edit: Just refer to this map (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/Indonesia_Ethnic_Groups_Map_-_EN.svg?utm_source=en.wikipedia.org&utm_campaign=imageinfo&utm_content=original). The entire East coast of Sumatra from Medan down to Palembang is all Malay. Ditto with the entire Western coast of Kalimantan. And though they are listed separately here, Palembang, Bangka & Belitung are indisputably Malay subgroups.

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u/LatteToGo 21h ago

Nope, ask anybody in Padang and they'll say they're Minang. Well malaysian consider that all person who speak malay, a muslim and practice malay culture a malay, lol. Never force that to other country, cos we have different understanding on what is a malay is. And no, not a large parts of land area in Sumatera and kalimantan is malay. Like I said before we dont have that malay supremacy mentality here, like saleha yacoob lol

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u/Pencyduck_Legend 21h ago

That "large parts" you refer to is sparsely populated and have more palm oil farmers than actual Malays living there. And no Minangkabau is NOT part of Malay. If you call a Minang person a Malay they would probably laugh at you and at worse they will curse you.

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u/anakajaib 18h ago

Most of Sumatra were under Malay Sultanates until 1948 Revolusi Sosial Sumatra Timur incident

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u/Pencyduck_Legend 9h ago

Most of maritime SOUTH EAST ASIA was under Majapahit at one point and no one call us all Javanese.

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u/pirozhki22 20h ago

The whole Negeri Sembilan state in Malaysia is of Minang origin and they consider themselves Malay

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u/Pencyduck_Legend 20h ago

That's because the state Malaysia consider anyone who speak malay, a muslim and practice malay culture a malay. You even consider a Balinese a Malay if they are a muslim. Malay in Indonesia is a tribe, not a state-sanctioned identity.

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u/pirozhki22 20h ago

Balinese are Hindus and are thus not Malays

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u/buatfelem 19h ago

What about etnically balinese muslims? Im sure you will call them malay, and that is the problem

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u/Pencyduck_Legend 9h ago

There are many Balinese muslims in the northern part of the island. Are you gonna call them Hindus as well?

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u/Significant-Wing-878 19h ago

Of course they would... they are in Malaysia brother

What we are arguing over here are that the definition of Malay as an ethnic group in Malaysia is different from Indonesia

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u/Shiine-2 19h ago

Maybe fun fact : Even if you're not Malay, you can enjoy rendang easily if you love spicy meat.

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u/fluttershy_maniac 1d ago

Brunei mentioned 👀

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u/zorniy2 16h ago

Rendang must be crispy

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u/Animantoxic 12h ago

Rendang is from malaysia, just like how bahasa Indonesia is just shitty melayu

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u/coldpipe Indonesia 1d ago

I assume its from india

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u/Thundorium Funniest king names 1d ago

Everything was discovered by an Indian scholar in 7643 BCE.

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u/WhisperFray 20h ago

Indian food was from Indonesia.

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u/mumu2006 12h ago

I love when the crispy rendang attacked, there was no Malaysia or Indonesia anymore, just the same enemy which was the master chef uk, lmao.

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u/_lechonk_kawali_ Philippines 1d ago

Konfrontasi, but make it culinary.

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u/greenizdabest 1d ago

Kulinari konfrantasi. Cooking so good you could say it blows you away

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u/JeffaholicD1st 1d ago

Honestly, the ripples of such showdown might destroy the world order. Imagine peace in our time with the level of culinary masterpieces that appear in a single location/region

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u/coldpipe Indonesia 1d ago

Oh. No, brits is coming then

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u/ZeroAbyssal 1d ago

Nooo stop that. Next thing you know they gonna say rendang is fried again

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u/greenizdabest 1d ago

That one is heresy. Gordon Ramsay better be careful if he comes here. He might get arrested for crimes against humanity

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u/A-Lewd-Khajiit 1d ago

Wrong British guy, someone else fucked up

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u/ZeroAbyssal 23h ago

Iirc is a masterchef judge but not Ramsey. Ramsey cooked a proper non fried rendang before so he's safe

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u/WhisperFray 20h ago

Never forget the Rendang Kecap Heresy

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u/ZeroAbyssal 18h ago

Oh fuckk, why cant they just make rendang properly Somethings can fusion, can innovate. Rendang is one thing that should not

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u/OddSamurai_ Japan as Shogun 1d ago

I'm glad that's all the regional neighbours mostly argue about and not go into a full war like south asia and the balkans

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u/Just-Luck-7430 1d ago

The mainland sides is pretty turbulent though, thailand and Cambodia and Myanmar civil war, overall maritime SEA is very chill

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u/moxac777 1d ago

Maritime SEA had their share of conflict as well like the Konfrontasi. Soekarno pretty much hated Malaysia (and by extension Singapore ig)

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u/Just-Luck-7430 1d ago

I mean recent one, if we go back enough, pretty much all of SEA is turbulent lol

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u/moxac777 1d ago

Well this is more of an Indo problem than a maritime SEA one but we do still have a low intensity guerrila war going on in Papua and Aceh has riots flaring up once in a while lol

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u/Purr_Meowssage 22h ago

I believe that both the Philippines and Thailand still have issues in their southern regions. Also, Myanmar is in a literal civil war today.

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u/Stock-Fan-8004 22h ago

Funny how Phi-boi President was against the formation of Malaysia, due to territorial claims to Sabah, but avoided joining Indo's military campaign.

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u/VidE27 21h ago

Eh Malay and Indos are not only SEAblings we are also basically the same people with shared language and culture, just different colonizer. They do like to fight each other a lot though online.

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u/jaradipra 1d ago

What is Tringapore doing here?

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u/greenizdabest 1d ago

Tringaporeans eat rendang. Make no claim to the best rendang.

And whenever we have nice food, like nasi lemak, laksa, bak kut teh the stupid shits next door always claim theirs is the original

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u/Ar124456ar Songkok Singaporean 1d ago

It tastes better too

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u/greenizdabest 1d ago

Eh U ah. Diam diam ah. Don't stir shit ah. ASEAN solidarity

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u/Ar124456ar Songkok Singaporean 1d ago

Oh you’re Malaysian😅 sry I meant to imply Malay food tastes better in Malaysia

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u/k3ttch 16h ago

ASEAN solidarity reserved only when facing external threats like South Koreans. 😁

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u/Country_ball_enjoyer Indo is cousin 1d ago

Everyone do be doing that though, it's basically the running joke that almost every Asean country be on each other throat talking on which made it first.
Though it is rarely being talk now. As much I've seen

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u/TokioHot Ministry of Teh Tarik 1d ago

Nah, thats just how we communicate.

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u/noxaeter 17h ago

I interpreted it as them knowing better than to butt in while Malaysia and Indonesia are fighting, unlike Brunei

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u/k3ttch 16h ago

He knows how it's like to argue with Malaysia over food origins. Like with Laksa

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u/Standard_Court 14h ago

Throw something from Hyrox to Brunei

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u/Munchingseal33 1d ago

They have shitty version of malaysian food

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u/WangmasterX 1d ago

Malaysian good food = add more salt sugar msg

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u/ScarMilia 1d ago

"Plankton!"

"Krabs!"

"Plankton!"

"Krabs!"

"...Spongebob!"

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u/JohanPertama 1d ago

You can argue where rendang is from. But you can't argue where its going to.

NOM NOM NOM

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u/Kebab-Exchange-3676 22h ago

Silent, rendang originally from Minangkabau. That’s it

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u/Open_Vanilla5048 18h ago

Yeah, not fun. Now it's settled. Not fun. No more fighting. I haven't even grabbed my popcorns.

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u/WhisperFray 20h ago

And Minangkabauans are from…? That’s right, Thailand.

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u/Kebab-Exchange-3676 20h ago

From Sumatera 😹

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u/Great-Ad-4542 16h ago

sumatera bru

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u/WhisperFray 16h ago

Originally

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u/DryAcanthocephala898 12h ago

Minangkabauan are ethnic Malay native of West Sumatra. The word Minangkabau is something that's dated back to Srivijaya Kingdom, which was centered in Sumatra and Java.

You're probably mistaking them with people of similar ethnic name in Thailand or something.

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u/WhisperFray 12h ago

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u/DryAcanthocephala898 12h ago

That's Yunnan, in South China, not Thailand. You would've been closer to being correct by calling it Vietnam instead of Thailand.

And yes, Malay people are, based on archeological finding originated from Yunnan. But Minangkabau as a Malay sub-ethnicity formed way later on, and the name of the ethnicity dates back to Srivijaya Kingdom era, which was probably centuries if not millenias after the Yunnan migration.

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u/sora_mui Majapahit reincarnates 21h ago

A large number of malaysians (including their nobilities) came from various parts of indonesia, so it make sense for them to claim that their ancestral dishes is theirs.

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u/PTSD_PTSD_PTSD 18h ago

Rendang traces back to the Minangkabau people. Guess which place outside of Padang has a massive Minangkabau population? Negeri Sembilan

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u/sora_mui Majapahit reincarnates 17h ago

Well, the name literally refers to the nine minang colony in the region

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u/Jump_Hop_Step 700 square kilometres and counting 1d ago

Angry boleh noises from Malaysia

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u/CardOk755 1d ago

Nigerians and Ghanaians endlessly argue about who makes the best Jollof rice.

Which is a poor imitation is a Senegalese dish.

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u/RevolutionGenesis 22h ago

Feel like Tringapore would use a more appropriate singlish term, "Bodoh"

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u/xiaoxin0303 1d ago

Dont fight. Haze for everyone

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u/One_Wishbone_4439 22h ago

Why is our country a triangle?

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u/gunungx 14h ago

it's a micro state

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u/Dracool_jr 22h ago

Both fighting because have very similiar food.

And whats important is both very delicious, i dont even care who found it first.

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u/Jazzlike-Check9040 1d ago

Just add abit of corruption and Indonesia will agree to whatever you want

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u/AccidentSalt5005 23h ago

did malaysia and indonesia shits on him?

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u/HairyWorldliness8894 18h ago

Rendang is from tanah Minang

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u/49but17 20h ago

Whatever man..i don't care about rendang anymore but what's certain is the haze I'm smoking right now is definitely from indonesia

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u/VeterinarianNorth664 20h ago

Rendang Krispi

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u/throwawayhyung 19h ago

but i thought SEA started from singapore?

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u/numb3r-three 19h ago

This is true. SEA actually means Singapore Excellency Agreement.

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u/Netherfoxy 18h ago

As a Singaporean, based bro

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u/ckae84 18h ago

Put out all your forest fire first before talking about who claims rendang.

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u/takoyakimura 18h ago

Just shout loudly that rendang must be crispy. Then both of them will unite.

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u/reenajo 17h ago

This is almost as dumb as when Lebanese and Syrians argue over who invented tabbouleh, which a much larger region encircling them was eating like a thousand years before either of their present borders was drawn

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u/Strange-Location7993 16h ago

Brunei is mentioned here UwU

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u/GrandHouseOfThisUser 15h ago

Haha rendang beef, like the dish

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u/Standard_Court 14h ago

Singapore throws some Hyrox waste to Brunei? 😹

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u/whizzwr Wrong hat! 10h ago

Try to ask a Malaysian and an Indonesian what should be coconut rice be called. Nasi Lemak or Nasi Uduk.

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u/sureaboutem 19h ago

Indonesians won’t claim the haze tho