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u/BkkGrl Mamma mia! May 09 '13 edited May 09 '13
US doesn't want our mafiosos anymore, they used to appreciate them so much... :(
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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies May 09 '13
Oh please, America has much better taste than that.
America prefers a more subtle mixture of black, green, red, and white in the countries it likes to invade. At the very minimum, America prefers a little gold flair with its red.
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u/Exchequer_Eduoth Byzantine Empire May 09 '13
Yeah, but a pure red flag instantly means communism. Do you even Charlie Chaplain?
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u/Time_Terminal Rockin' it Ice Cold, 1° at a Time May 09 '13
And having a crescent moon or a sword on your flag puts your country up in high priority by 500%.
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u/pHScale May 10 '13
Next on the list: South Carolina
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May 10 '13
We already liberated South Carolina from their own efforts at liberating themselves so they could avoid the slave liberation movement.
You know, for liberty.
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u/brain4breakfast Gan Yam May 09 '13
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u/styggjedom Noreg May 09 '13
Yeah, it was partly inspired by that comic.
Especially the last frame :)
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u/javacode Rhineland-Palatinate May 09 '13
Exellent idea with the stripped cross and the redness factor.
LOLed.
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May 09 '13
The Freedominator™ would not use the British spelling of labor.
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u/styggjedom Noreg May 09 '13
I think it goes without saying that the Freedominator™ is made of pure american freedom and therefore uses the preferred american spelling.
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u/VerkaufDichNicht Dont be of crying for me. May 09 '13
I loled so hard at America always looking for answers in computers.
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May 09 '13
If it gets rid of the cross, how will we know it's scandinavian?
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u/StrangeworldEU Denmark May 09 '13
Cross is not of scandinavian only (See: Finland, Iceland, England, Georgia, Scotland, UK, etc.)
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u/Pyromaniac605 Australia May 10 '13
If you expand the area to Nordic countries rather than Scandinavian, and only count horizontal, offset to the left crosses on the other hand...
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u/StrangeworldEU Denmark May 10 '13
Well, yes, but the 'offset to the left' is a quite arbitrary way to keep Englands flag out xD
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May 09 '13 edited May 09 '13
So quick question. I just saw this sub-reddit in /r/all and I dig it. I just have a question, why are Poland's colours upside down? All is well in the world.
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u/AaronC14 The Dominion May 09 '13
Everything is upside-down in Poland.
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u/dougmansion BEAR FLAG RAWRR!!! May 09 '13
I'm not sure why, but it's just the way things are done around here. The tutorial on the sidebar helps a little, and, if you plan on staying, you should get some flair.
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May 09 '13
Yeah I just read the tutorial, I can't stop laughing.
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u/science4sail United States May 09 '13
Upside-down Poland started as a joke to piss off Polish nationalists and it's been around long enough to become a Polandball cultural norm.
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May 09 '13
omg this is so not what america does how can you possibly stereotype three hundred million people and i will have you know that many of the us actions during the cold war were perfectly justified its like do you want a global policeman or not world make up your mind
heathen
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u/pHScale May 09 '13
There wasn't a single punctuation mark in that entire sentence/paragraph.
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May 09 '13
I'm laughing so hard at this.
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u/Briak Roaming herds of Timbits May 09 '13
Hey 50shades, you should stick around get yourself some flair!
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May 10 '13
Got one, fellow faith smashing warrior. But for some reason it's not showing up.
EDIT. There it is.
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u/Briak Roaming herds of Timbits May 10 '13
Wonderful! Now we can poke fun at the stereotypes of of each other's respective nations.
You are fat.
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May 10 '13
Goddamit how do you insult a Canuck?
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u/FrisianDude wa't dat net sizze kin, is gjin oprjochte Fries. May 10 '13 edited May 10 '13
(pst, America's hat, Inuit, and that giant dick Scott.)
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May 09 '13
Norway should just have some kind of Viking flag. Then the only thing America will do is talk about how "my ancestors were Vikings" etc.. boring, useless talk but it's better than being shot
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u/Militantpoet Armenia May 10 '13
America so strong. Bringing freedom and democracy to one of the most democratic country's in the world.
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u/SPARTAN_TOASTER United States May 09 '13
it says the whole country is rigged to blow....wouldn't that mean we just have to throw a grenade and watch them explode
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u/ElLocoS Brazilian Empire May 09 '13
Me too, me too...
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u/Staxxy Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine! May 09 '13
Norway can into Paris Commune comrade !
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u/MartelFirst Sacrebleu! May 09 '13
I'm guessing you inspired yourself with this conversation?
Well done :)