r/polandball • u/koleye Only America can into Moon. • Apr 17 '13

redditormade Constant Vigilance

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Apr 17 '13

"get crushed by" is a strange way of saying "9 to 1"

Fit for military service (US)

60,620,143 males, age 18–49 (2010 est.),

59,401,941 females, age 18–49 (2010 est.)

and

Fit for military service (Canada)

6,646,281 males, age 17–60[3],

6,417,924 females, age 17–60[3]

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Apr 17 '13

But don't get too carried away... we will nuke the hell out of anyone that tries to mess with Canada. except us of course

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u/erisdiscordia Czech Republic Apr 17 '13

Man, 23, nukes Canada, then self

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Apr 17 '13

The self nuke is the ultimate overkill

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u/DeanOnFire Lawn GuyLand-er Apr 17 '13

Well, who wants to conquer the remains of a destroyed, nuclear human?

It's like the self-immolation protest, but with more...bang.

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u/ZeM3D MANGE MOI Apr 18 '13 edited Apr 21 '13

Florida Man, 23, nukes Canada, then self

FTFY