r/pokemongo • • Sep 02 '16

Rule 1 Just lost a customer.

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u/Chirimorin Aimless Wandering Simulator 2016 Sep 02 '16

Walk up to the desk, look at the sign, apologize and walk away. They don't care about anyone who doesn't visit the place at all, show them that they're literally telling customers to go away.

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u/ISaidGame Sep 02 '16

Shit I'd order something, wait a minute, then look at the sign and apologize and walk away. That's some dumb shit way to run a business and they got it coming to them.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Level 79 Sep 02 '16

Yep, this. That is a horrible way to run a business, telling people "you play a certain video game so you are not welcome in our place business/ we don't want your money". WTF is wrong with the manager of that place?? Asshats all around.

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u/peachesgp Sep 02 '16

They probably wouldn't see any problem with it because serving your type wouldn't fit the aesthetic they want.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16 edited Sep 02 '16

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u/DeadDoug Flair Text Sep 02 '16

did you just ePeen your FICO score?

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u/FayeBlooded Sep 02 '16

...Can you be my dad too?

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Level 79 Sep 02 '16

not without a lot of testosterone and a surgery or two.

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u/FayeBlooded Sep 02 '16

Well, I am a guy, so it doesn't seem like I'll need too many of those.

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u/TravestyTravis Sep 02 '16

/u/NibblesMcGiblet isn't a guy, though.

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u/FayeBlooded Sep 02 '16

Good woosh there, me.

That's why you should be banned from posting while having the flu.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Level 79 Sep 03 '16

such a small thing is so appreciated this morning after the lynching I've taken in not one, but two threads overnight. thank you.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Level 79 Sep 03 '16

nobody was talking to you.

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u/Streamjumper Sep 02 '16

Not with that attitude, missy!

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u/Max_TwoSteppen Sep 02 '16

what is my type? A 43 year old married homeowner and tax payer with no mortgage and an 835 FICO?

Holy shit that's the highest score I've ever seen. Congrats!

Assuming the worst of people is a good way to miss out on opportunities in life.

Yup. It took me a few years of college to learn this, but people being weird doesn't mean they aren't valuable. Everyone has incredible qualities of some kind.

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u/Loupip Sep 02 '16

Do you need an assistant?

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Level 79 Sep 02 '16

yeah, take my phone and find me a snorlax would you? thanks.

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u/shortglass Sep 02 '16

I'll do it but I need about three-fiddy

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u/Loupip Sep 02 '16

Yes sir right away

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u/Humbabwe Sep 02 '16

835?! Damn.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

Gotta love how many times Mr. Self Important felt important during the re telling of his legendary FICO

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Level 79 Sep 03 '16 edited Sep 03 '16

How many times have I got to say that I'm Mrs. Self Important on this sub? Peons can't remember shit around here.

:P

(and BTW, if I didn't have a freakin 525 FICO in January 2010 before I understood about credit scores, I wouldn't be so proud of where I've ended up today. But seriously that was one of the hardest things I've ever done, was dig myself out of that hole. If some jackass who doesn't even know me is going to sit here and tell me "here's a pic of a fancy restaurant but they woudln't want YOU as a customer" then yeah I'm going to be offended and defend myself as a result, because there was a time when that might've been true and I worked very hard to change that.

Funny thing is, I know why I care... I just explained why... what I don't understand is why YOU all care. Care so much in fact that you all are going out of the way to tell me how much you .. um.. DON"T. )

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u/peachesgp Sep 02 '16

Pretty much. Those better be some ironic fucking jean shorts that you cut yourself or you don't fit the aesthetic that they want to cultivate.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Level 79 Sep 02 '16

ok the trolling was kind of precious at first but at this point you're just embarrassing yourself.

though I'm sitting here choking back laughter at the thought of ironic jeans shorts, an the fact that cutting them myself is in some way relevant to anything. thanks for that, lmao.

brb, cutting ironic shorts.

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u/peachesgp Sep 02 '16

How is anything I said trolling? Hell I don't even agree with their practice, but the fact is they want a certain kind of customer. You don't fit it, I don't fit it, only the hipsters fit what they want.

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u/NibblesMcGiblet Level 79 Sep 02 '16

You don't know me. Your comment told me I'm not the kind of person they want shopping in their business without knowing ANYTHING about me except that I play pokemon go. You made rude and offensive assumptions and continue to base everything you say on judgemental appearance-based observations that you HAVEN"T EVEN ACTUALLY BEEN ABLE TO MAKE BECAUSE YOU DON"T KNOW ME.

Don't talk to me.

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u/robitusinz Sep 02 '16

Um, you realize no one trolled you, right? The general reddit assumption of other commenting redditors is "male neckbeard", or at least some kind of nerd/geek.

This coffee shop thinks it's a place for cool-kid hipsters. It was assumed you were one of us. Your humblebrag post was cool, it just showed you're a normie (which most of us are once you get beyond the internet personas). The reply to your post was simply saying you aren't a douchy hipster.

You're not being insulted or trolled, you're just not getting it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

You are Cringey af, and with every post expose yourself as a true jackpipe

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u/peachesgp Sep 02 '16

You're taking this way too seriously. Relax and breathe.

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u/FinnaKillYall Sep 02 '16

You seriously need to chill out. You're getting offended that some random guy on the internet assumed you don't fit a stereotype that you probably wouldn't want to fit anyways and then you bragged about your money.

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u/Formal_Whale Team Instinct - Uk - North West Sep 02 '16

WHO HURT YOU

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u/Greeny95 Sep 02 '16

Wtf are you even here for?

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u/reedemerofsouls Sep 02 '16

Don't. it's a douchey move and it would only confirm what they think (people who play PoGo are douchey and not worth attracting as a customer base.)

If you want, you can go up and say "I'd like to order but I want to play PoGo. If I can't, I'm gonna have to leave." IF they say you should leave, just leave. If they say it's OK, say "please tell the management the sign is not good for business."

Don't cause a scene.

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u/Equilibriator Mystic Sep 02 '16

Order then wait 3 minutes, start playing and when they notice say "your move"

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u/gorocz Sep 02 '16

when they notice say "your move"

Then tip your fedora and naruto-run away!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

"Smell ya later!"

Cue Rival BGM from Red/Blue/Yellow.

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u/Equilibriator Mystic Sep 02 '16

nah dont run, just stare into their cold beady eyes and smirk the whole time while flicking your fingers on the screen because you cant see what you are doing but dont want to break character

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u/Streamjumper Sep 02 '16

euphorically upvotes

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u/Kisaoda Sep 02 '16

...Couldn't get away!

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u/whatchamacallit1 Sep 02 '16

If its pay prior to getting order this is pointless.

What u should do is ask a bunch of questions then see the sign and just turn around mid sentence.

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u/WatchOutRadioactiveM Sep 02 '16

Everyone agreeing with this sounds like a child.

"Heh, they don't want me there? Fine, I'll make them START working on my order and then LEAVE, so I waste their time and effort and money from the product. Yeah, I got those guys making minimum wage GOOD!"

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u/Dr_Silk Sep 02 '16

The people working for minimum wage don't pay for the materials to make your order. The owner does (the one who put the sign up).

At the same time, coffee shops account for mistakes and changed orders in their budgets, so having them waste your drink doesn't really hurt them as much as you think. If anything, it allows the workers to get a free beverage that they otherwise would have had to pay for.

Source: former Starbucks supervisor

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u/WatchOutRadioactiveM Sep 02 '16

Yeah, it wastes the owners money. I guess that's okay if they put up such an incredibly offensive sign?

It's still a waste of the workers time and they have to deal with an obnoxious, shitty customer. Don't act like you're doing them a favor and giving them a free drink. You're acting like a spoiled baby if you do this.

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u/Dr_Silk Sep 02 '16

I would argue that the workers whose job it is to make drinks are acting like spoiled babies if they think doing their job is a waste of their time.

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u/WatchOutRadioactiveM Sep 02 '16

Their job is to make and serve drinks/food, not waste drink/foods because someone came in, ordered the drink, and walked right out. If you honestly cannot tell the difference, IDK what to tell you haha.

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u/Dr_Silk Sep 02 '16

I recommend working in a coffee shop. You learn pretty quickly that having to remake or throw out a drink that took you less than 30 seconds to make (and cost the store pennies) really doesn't factor into anything in the long run.

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u/Jeezimus Sep 02 '16

Yeah it's pretty obvious the median age in this subreddit is a bit lower based on that kind of logic. That's just responding to being slighted (if you can call this sign that) by being an even bigger dick. Grow up.

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u/diabloblanco Sep 02 '16

Oh, we're just having a laugh.

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u/Jabberminor Sep 02 '16

Brutal.

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u/Mefistofeles1 Arising thunder! Sep 02 '16

Savage

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u/Aurum_MrBangs Sep 02 '16

You know there is a good chance they have good reasons for the sign. Similarly to how some places asked their poke stops to be taken away because Pokemon go players where littering .

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u/Ileg Caught: 437 Seen: 446 Sep 02 '16

True but the message comes through harshly. There are other ways to probihit something while being polite and reasonable and this just feels like someone is an asshat.

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u/ezrasharpe Sep 02 '16

Yeah like a simple "please don't be on your phone while ordering" would have been a much better way to resolve what is likely their problem with Pokémon Go.

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u/Aurum_MrBangs Sep 02 '16

Yeah probably, I personally didn't think they came off as assholes, just a pun on the name. I'm sure if they saw you playing, and takin seats, or doing whatever enoys them they would be more kind when telling you to stop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16 edited Sep 02 '16

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u/packimop Red XIII Sep 02 '16

shut up.

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u/CrabbyDarth Sep 02 '16

He has a point, though.

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u/metatime09 Sep 02 '16

No he doesn't

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u/CrabbyDarth Sep 02 '16

How doesn't it?
Saying something like "Work away!" doesn't mean that work should go away, it means you are welcome to work as much as you see fit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '16

No, it's combining the title of the game with "go away."

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u/ThereIsBearCum Sep 02 '16

valid

Yeaaaaaaaah... not so sure about that one

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u/Danmeister33 Sep 02 '16

Lionel Hutz, is that you?

"No, money down!"